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[Charles Kingsfield]

There's no doubt about it. Even Mrs Jessica Fletcher was delighted we found the correct fake housemate.

So to borrow the words of RuPaul, "Mr Christian Shaw, sashay away!"

 

[Laquisha Tramell]

I'm confused...so what happens now? Christian just vanishes?? I still haven't got my head around this.

 

[Charles Kingsfield]

OMG! are you sure? the lovely Christian????

so this means his feelings for me were fake too!

I'm sorry Miss Shannon, everything about him was fake, he wasn't a real person.

 

[Aris Totallos]

so this means his feelings for me were fake too!

But...you were in love with someone else. Or are you one of those people who want it all?
I wonder if Laquisha has ever realised what a strong opponent you are...

 

[Laquisha Tramell]

But...you were in love with someone else.

Two other people as it happens!!
Don't be greedy now Shannon.

 

[Charles Kingsfield]

I'm confused...so what happens now? Christian just vanishes?? I still haven't got my head around this.

Mr Shaw was a fake, he no longer exists, we won't see him again.

 

[Shannon]

But...you were in love with someone else

I thought Christian was my friend for life! we were going to tweet each other!

I wonder if Laquisha has ever realised what a strong opponent you are...

I don't know what you're talking about Aris?

Two other people as it happens!!

Titan broke my heart!

I thought he was marriage material! I burned his bow-tie in the garden this morning!

 

[Aris Totallos]

I thought he was marriage material!

Maybe you were lucky. I start to suspect that that horrible woman from Denver was his mother! Trust me, you don't want to be there.

 

[Charles Kingsfield]

Life goes on. Anyone for a Kingsfield Courvoisier Curveball?

 

[Laquisha Tramell]

Life goes on. Anyone for a Kingsfield Courvoisier Curveball?

Thanks Charles, I need a stiff one.

 

[Charles Kingsfield]

Thanks Charles, I need a stiff one.

At times we all need a stiff one inside us.

 

[Shannon]

Thanks Charles, I need a stiff one.

At times we all need a stiff one inside us.

count me in guys! I mean I've taken to drink!



Btw: are you both real?

 

[Laquisha Tramell]

Btw: are you both real?

I've already clarified this before. Once again, no, I haven't had a boob job.

 

[Aris Totallos]

Life goes on. Anyone for a Kingsfield Courvoisier Curveball?

Good idea. Let's drink a toast, to the only ex-housemate I actually remember: Aubergine de la Bitch. I will never forget that name.

 

[Laquisha Tramell]

Good idea. Let's drink a toast, to the only ex-housemate I actually remember: Aubergine de la Bitch. I will never forget that name.

Shame her personality wasn't as memorable. Anyway, I think it's very insensitive of you propose a toast to her when we've just lost Christian, Chad and Tritan in the space of a week. Typical.

 

[Shannon]

So that left us with Miss Rose, Mr Shaw and Miss Shannon but we couldn't determine which one of them was the fake.

woah!!

wait a minute!!!

you both suspected that I was fake??

how! dare! you!

 

[Aris Totallos]

I think it's very insensitive of you propose a toast to her

Wow, you have some nerve to talk about insensitivity. Aubergine never stood a chance in this house because you and your so-called "friends" ganged up on her from day 1.
Do you think Big Brother doesn't know who locked her in the bathroom? Do you really think there will be no consequences at all?

you both suspected that I was fake??

You were on top of my list. I'm sure I don't need to explain why.

Well, it looks like business as usual. Just another day in the Big Brother house.

 

[Charles Kingsfield]

woah!!

wait a minute!!!

you both suspected that I was fake??

how! dare! you!

Miss Shannon, everyone was a suspect until they were eliminated, don't take it personally.

 

[Shannon]

Miss Shannon, everyone was a suspect until they were eliminated, don't take it personally.

thanks! I do get that Charles!

its the fact that in the end you couldn't determine if it was me, Megan or Christian who was fake and then Columbo who doesn't even know me had to help you to prove my innocence!

I thought you both knew me better than this!

I'm sure I don't need to explain why.

*slam!*

 

[Charles Kingsfield]

I do get that Charles!

its the fact that in the end you couldn't determine if it was me, Megan or Christian who was fake and then Columbo had to help you to prove my innocence!

I thought you both knew me better than this!

That's because Mr Shaw was so very cunning, he was excellent in what he did and didn't leave any obvious clues to give himself away. If you think we should have eliminated you sooner, what is it about Christian or Megan that you think we should have picked up on that made them more likely to be the fake?