Recent content by Jean-Crème De La Crème

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Poor Brad! I hope he has insured his hair

I love you, bitchy or not!

I've seen this before...was it Knots Landing?:lol:

For our wedding, I have reserved the entire Times Square (New York). The ceremony will be filmed live, and broadcast worldwide on big screens in every city. The dress won't be a problem because....we're going to get married NAKED, like Adam & Eve. The only thing you'll wear is a beautiful...

But of course I do!:fondle: You know, I've never thought another person could influence or change me...but you make me feel and understand certain things I hadn't experienced before. I'm not going to stop enjoying my success and career, after all it won't last forever. But maybe you can show me...

Edelweiss :cool:

But I won't :D

Woof-woof? :lmao: But I was talking about this assignment, and the fact that they all cheated. A date is not the same as a holiday. Furthermore, I googled that mini-earth planet and I found nothing - except for a link to this very thread! But I want you to understand that I'm the perfect man...

Excusez moi, but this was supposed to be a one hour date! All players, except me, should be disqualified from this round. Besides that, my idea was the most original. Wining and dining from dawn to dusk? Geeeeeeez, how boring! I almost fell asleep reading them. Once again it proves that I'm the...

Exactly. I'd walk her to my room. This is not the 1950s anymore, Alex.

Whatever happened to this guy? ?? :lolo:

It depends on the person who gives the flowers. If that person would be you, it would completely fall flat. And hiding behind Leonardo DiCaprio is not very masculine. Actually, I shouldn't be saying this because it gives you the opportunity to correct your errors. Then again, a train wreck is a...

How about a combination of both men?;)

Alex, Brad, Rodney, Klony and Duane. Moi!! Exciting!