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  1. Mo Mouse

    Would you wear this

    I suppose so. Due to local tier 2 restrictions, it will have to be a virtual canoodle, Sar.
  2. Mo Mouse

    What was the last book you read?

    I've just finished 'Killer Zombie Nuns Tripping On Acid' which was quite an interesting read. I won't give away too much but Sister Cordelia is going straight to hell, the filthy mare.
  3. Mo Mouse

    Would you wear this

    I think it would suit you, Sar, my little zebra.
  4. Mo Mouse

    Tea/coffee: With sugar or without?

    The debate rages on. If I may, I'll throw into the mix that I had a cup of decaf coffee today. It was alright.
  5. Mo Mouse

    Foods That You Dislike

    I abhor beetroot. I can barely look at it. I cannot be in the same room as anyone eating it.
  6. Mo Mouse

    Eating the Pastries

    Sar, are you sure they were real ? I mean, they weren't like wax fruit for decoration, were they ? You did chew them, didn't you ?
  7. Mo Mouse

    Tea/coffee: With sugar or without?

    I've just had a mug of tea and I used my right hand to drink it with. I didn't have any sugar in it though. Okay, I think that's everyone up to date with all my news.
  8. Mo Mouse

    Uncle Ben's rice - name to change

    I had some egg fried rice from the local Chinese tonight. Had it with some char sui pork and mushrooms. Okay, a bit off topic, as it wasn't Uncle Ben's but what the **** do you lot want ? Blood ?
  9. Mo Mouse

    Do you get attached to inanimate objects?

    Okay Sar, I'm convinced. You are the brainiest bird on the forum. You'll be spouting French next, saying things like petit pois and voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir.
  10. Mo Mouse

    Wearing Face Coverings In Shops

    Talking of face coverings, I went to see The Phantom Of The Opera last night. The main character was wearing his all the way through the performance which made his voice a bit muffled, especially when he was singing but fair play to him. At least we all felt safe.
  11. Mo Mouse

    Do you get attached to inanimate objects?

    Hmmmmm. I'm a sucker for hard luck stories, Sar, so okay. We're back on. Talking of being brainy, do you know much about that bloke Occam and his disposable razor or whatever it is ? And logarithms ? And nuclear fission ? The reason I ask is because I don't just want a bimbo for a bird.
  12. Mo Mouse

    Uncle Ben's rice - name to change

    I'm not a great fan of rice, to be honest. I prefer baked potatoes, especially with a knob of butter, although I wouldn't really have one for my main meal if I was really hungry. If I was really hungry, I'd probably go for a piece of steak and some roast potatoes. I mean, home made roast...
  13. Mo Mouse

    What was the last book you read?

    I've just finished The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe. It was okay but I much prefer 'Hamlet' by William Shakespeare. There are no rhyming couplets in it and, frankly, it isn't even written in iambic pentameters. I felt like I wanted to vomit when I realised.
  14. Mo Mouse

    Do you get attached to inanimate objects?

    Sar, it's over between us. I didn't realise that you were a freaky, round the bend bird.
  15. Mo Mouse

    Am I ACTUALLY trying to kill myself??

    I sometimes think that I am the only normal person on here. Everyone else is a bit of a weirdo.
  16. Mo Mouse

    Weird dreams

    You're a proper class bird, Sar.
  17. Mo Mouse

    Same old, same old - programme genres

    I like 'Tipping Point'. That Ben Shepherd is ******* brilliant. I also love 'Tenable'. My favourite bit is where that bloke says 'Is that a tenable answer'. Really good television.
  18. Mo Mouse

    Weird dreams

    Listen Sar, if I take you out wining and dining, I don't want you embarrassing me by pissing yourself just before the hors d'oeuvres.
  19. Mo Mouse

    Tea/coffee: With sugar or without?

    My only real contribution to the great debate is that I always prefer having my tea out of a mug with the handle on the left hand side. I can't seem to pick the mug up properly otherwise.
  20. Mo Mouse

    What was the last book you read?

    People often tell me that they have seldom met anyone so cheesy.
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