It was all smoke and mirrors to trick Richard, the only voter after me who was going to mention a name. And it was muy importante that he didn't guess it was me.The dramatic red herring - your Poirot-style exposé of the "culprit"
To reward you, perhaps we should all club together to buy you something that will give you more time on Soapchat...
Do you also need to wash your mirrors during the summer break?!
No, I like the sepia-look on my mirrors!