Telly Talk Supreme
U - James Beaumont's staple diet consisted of untherfit sa.
V - Update: Based on her Voracious...appetites, Marilee Stone just announced her engagement to (your name here) to allow for her participation in the Tundra Torque experiment.
C - this was around the time when Jock's magnificent coiffure (seen below in its natural glory in Digger's Daughter) was replaced by a Jeb Ames-esque hairpiece as a result of Jim Davis's tragic illness
I - JR experienced acute intestinal distress after a big night on the town with the dastardly Willie Joe Garr and Jeb Ames to the disgust of Sue Ellen and especially Miss Ellie, but it was likely from overindulgence in bourbon, not overeatingG - With all of the fine dining enjoyed at Dallas' finest eateries and Chinese take-outs, rarely if ever did we hear of Gastromic issues, except for maybe accusing oneself of eating too much of Ellie's and Teresa's wonderful meals on the way to the living room.
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N - I remember the first time watching this...Never knowing how many were in the cartel with Ewing Oil. Was it just these 3 pictured above plus Jordan, Andy, Seth, and Wade?L - it seemed like something of a liability for JR to be so dependent on Willie Joe Garr and Jeb Ames, a couple of ne'er-do-wells Jock rightly said were about as trustworthy as a pair of stepped-on rattlesnakes - and their belief in the phony codicil in JR's version of Jock's will - for muscle and clout within the Cartel.