ABC of Dallas

Bill Dilks

Telly Talk Dream Maker
T - To increase its revenue and customer base, Wentworth Industries today announced the beta testing of the Tundra Torque on certain marriages of Dallas society that hell has frozen over. However, no volunteers have yet come forth for this experiment.

View attachment 18944
V - Update: Based on her Voracious...appetites, Marilee Stone just announced her engagement to (your name here) to allow for her participation in the Tundra Torque experiment.

 

Taylor Bennett Jr.

Telly Talk Dream Maker
A - When Bobby Abdicated the throne at Ewing Oil, JR unsuccessfully tried to mock Bobby's accomplishments. Yet Jock wouldn't hear of it.

View attachment 18955
C - this was around the time when Jock's magnificent coiffure (seen below in its natural glory in Digger's Daughter) was replaced by a Jeb Ames-esque hairpiece as a result of Jim Davis's tragic illness

 

Bill Dilks

Telly Talk Dream Maker
E - Then there was Musty Dusty, Ever the saddle-tramp and the guy version of the Winger tramp, whose lines resonated with a forlorn Vanessa Beaumont styled whining.

 
Last edited:

Bill Dilks

Telly Talk Dream Maker
G - With all of the fine dining enjoyed at Dallas' finest eateries and Chinese take-outs, rarely if ever did we hear of Gastromic issues, except for maybe accusing oneself of eating too much of Ellie's and Teresa's wonderful meals on the way to the living room.

upload_2019-11-29_16-15-12.png
 

Taylor Bennett Jr.

Telly Talk Dream Maker
G - With all of the fine dining enjoyed at Dallas' finest eateries and Chinese take-outs, rarely if ever did we hear of Gastromic issues, except for maybe accusing oneself of eating too much of Ellie's and Teresa's wonderful meals on the way to the living room.

View attachment 18961
I - JR experienced acute intestinal distress after a big night on the town with the dastardly Willie Joe Garr and Jeb Ames to the disgust of Sue Ellen and especially Miss Ellie, but it was likely from overindulgence in bourbon, not overeating

 

Bill Dilks

Telly Talk Dream Maker
K - For charcoal grills, Kingsford Original Briquettes rates as one of the best. And the Ewings use only the best.

upload_2019-11-29_22-32-53.png
 

Taylor Bennett Jr.

Telly Talk Dream Maker
L - it seemed like something of a liability for JR to be so dependent on Willie Joe Garr and Jeb Ames, a couple of ne'er-do-wells Jock rightly said were about as trustworthy as a pair of stepped-on rattlesnakes - and their belief in the phony codicil in JR's version of Jock's will - for muscle and clout within the Cartel.

 

Bill Dilks

Telly Talk Dream Maker
L - it seemed like something of a liability for JR to be so dependent on Willie Joe Garr and Jeb Ames, a couple of ne'er-do-wells Jock rightly said were about as trustworthy as a pair of stepped-on rattlesnakes - and their belief in the phony codicil in JR's version of Jock's will - for muscle and clout within the Cartel.

N - I remember the first time watching this...Never knowing how many were in the cartel with Ewing Oil. Was it just these 3 pictured above plus Jordan, Andy, Seth, and Wade?

Don't know the other two sitting with "Jordan" below. Or these other two could be oilmen solely interested in the ELECTION.

upload_2019-11-30_8-2-12.png
 
Last edited:
Top