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[Taylor Bennett Jr.]

Z - captivated by the TV series of the late 50s, a young Bobby would often ride out to Two Stick Pasture and pretend to be Zorro

(this photo, courtesy of Braddock High, is from a few years after he stopped doing this)

 

[Swami]

A - Vanessa "Granny" Beaumont was an Aunty Beeny.

Swami

 

[Michelle Stevens]

B- Jim Davis made sure Big Jock Ewing had the best boots on Dallas.

 

[Swami]

C - Leslie Stewart was a clashbeg.

Swami

 

[Taylor Bennett Jr.]

D - though he took the job reluctantly as a result of JR's shooting, Bobby certainly didn't dilly-dally around as President of Ewing Oil, making bold deals like his astonishing acquisition of the affable Jim Redfield's refinery on the Gulf - Ewing Oil's first.

 

[Swami]

E - Alex Ward was an echt.

Swami

 

[Michelle Stevens]

F- Punk and Mavis Anderson were close friends of the Ewing family.

 

[Swami]

G - Charlie Wade was a grannie's mutch.

Swami

 

[Taylor Bennett Jr.]

H - Sue Ellen awoke in the DFW airport parking lot, in desperate need of hydration

 

[Michelle Stevens]

H - Sue Ellen awoke in the DFW airport parking lot, in desperate need of hydration

I- Indeed, Sue Ellen's inebriation knew no limits.

 

[Swami]

J - Angelica Nero was a jouker.

Swami

 

[Taylor Bennett Jr.]

K - though there were many reasons for Gary's departure from Southfork, one significant factor was his kakorrhaphiophobia, which we saw in full bloom as he nervously spilled a glass of milk while poring over the books of the doomed company JR had set him up to run

 

[Swami]

L - Oswald Valentine was a lickspittle.

Swami

 

[Taylor Bennett Jr.]

M - it was perhaps a bit unfair to Bobby that Sue Ellen commented on how Jenna bounced from man to man (in this case, the rather leathery Maynard Anderson), but it was accurate to a degree

 

[Swami]

N - Casey Denault was a nickninny.

Swami

 

[Michelle Stevens]

O- Lucy and Mitch at the Oil Barons Club.

 

[Swami]

P - Tommy McKay was a plotcock.

Swami

 

[Michelle Stevens]

Q- Ray Krebbs and Big Jock Ewing rode fine American Quarter Horses.

 

[Swami]

A - Alex Ward was a rantipole.

Swami

 

[Taylor Bennett Jr.]

S - Bobby and Pam were among the many who surrendered to the pulsing, funky rhythms of the new Braddock disco