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[Michelle Stevens]

T- Before he married April Stevens, Mr. Bobby James Ewing romanced Tracy McKay.

 

[Taylor Bennett Jr.]

U - it's often underappreciated how crucial to later developments it was that the dependable ranch hand Ernie saw a tanker out on Section 40 and decided to report it to Ray and Jock.

 

[Swami]

V - Alex Ward was a vetcher.

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[Michelle Stevens]

W- Pam Ewing winks while drinking wine while wearing white.

 

[Swami]

X - Rose McKay was a Xanthippe.

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[Taylor Bennett Jr.]

Y - Garnet may have been dealt a yarborough in contrast to JR's royal flush in the great poker hand of life, but that didn't stop her from playing on his level as an adult

 

[Swami]

Z - Jeb Ames was a zad.

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[Taylor Bennett Jr.]

A - fortunately, though he had quite a blockage leading to this frightening infarction, Jock's aortic valve was in excellent condition

 

[Michelle Stevens]

B- While dressed in her biker jacket, Michelle Stevens reluctantly admitted to James Beaumont that she couldn't drive a motorcycle and was forced to drive his Big Red Chevrolet truck home.

 

[Taylor Bennett Jr.]

C - alternating between glasses of red and white wine, Sue Ellen explained to this table of attentive ladies that though she was at present feeling unfulfilled in her needs, she was optimistic about the future for herself and JR and the conjugal circumstance

 

[Swami]

D - Dandy Dandridge was a dizzard.

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[Taylor Bennett Jr.]

E - if the emergency room staff at Dallas Memorial had been anything less than world-class on the night of JR's shooting, the rest of the series would have gone quite differently

 

[Swami]

F - Clint Ogden was a flimflammer.

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[Taylor Bennett Jr.]

G - with master chef Teresa at the helm of the Southfork kitchen (seen here with the help of the world-class butler Raoul), every meal for the Ewings was a gustatory delight

 

[Swami]

H - Vanessa "Granny" Beaumont tended to hirple.

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[Taylor Bennett Jr.]

I - if you wanted to hire the finest private investigator in Dallas in the late 70s, there was only one man to call: the formidable Dan Marsh

 

[Swami]

J - Alex Ward was a Janus-faced juggins.

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[Michelle Stevens]

K- Mr. Bobby James Ewing was always warmly welcomed by Gary to Knots Landing.

 

[Taylor Bennett Jr.]

L - anyone accusing Ray Krebbs of not being able to handle a lariat should have his or her head examined

 

[Swami]

M - Charlie Wade was a mooncalf.

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