Bang, Marry, Kill the secondary characters

Michael Torrance

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So, here are the rules:
The following characters from the Dynastyverse are off limits:
Blake, Krystle (but not Rita), Alexis, both Stevens, both Fallons, Adam, Claudia, Sammy Jo, both Amandas, Jeff, Dex, Sable, Miles.

I had to include Sable despite only guesting in a few season 6 episodes and then starring in season 9 since I know so many of us love her, and I had to include Miles since everyone and their siblings would want to do him.

From anyone else, choose three and name whom you would bang, whom you would marry (or romantically date), and whom you would kill.
 

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Bang Tony.
Marry Tony.
Kill Mrs Gunnersen, because I saw the way she was looking at Tony.
 

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Bang Clay Fallmont
Bang Cash Cassidy
Bang Tony
Bang Luke Fuller
Bang Kolia
Bang Josh Harris
Bang all of Alexis's secretaries except the girl from season 9

Kill the Devil Bus

I'm not the marrying kind

EDIT - Bang Roger Grimes - Yes, I'd do a dead man!
EDIT X 2 - Ok maybe only in my dreams?
 
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Bang John Zorelli
Bang Roger Grimes
Not the marrying type either, but If I had to do it, I need to find a good reason. So... money? Marry Cecil Colby. And give him a sex stroke. Oh, that means I have my "marry and kill" all in one...

If not :
Kill Galen of Moldavia. Twice. To make sure.
 
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Sleep with Sammy
Kill Tracey at Denver C artyington
 

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Kos clay for stories from the love boat and certain not romance aasmmyjo is more to my liking
 

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Bang and marry Caress.
Kill Frankie or Ben or Mark or the prince.

If Sable or Alexis were avaliable, i would change my bangs and marries.
 
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Many of my choices have already been taken, but nonetheless:
Bang Ben. A second bang would be all of Alexis' male secretaries. I guess the second would qualify as a gang-bang.
Marry Luke. (Everybody loved him--damn you, Moldavian terrorists and Aaron Spelling).
Kill Sean. A second choice would be Nick. A third would be Mark--and yes, I know I'd have to wear a wig to do it.
 

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Bang Frankie again (it was really good, everybody loves her- straight and gay)
Marry Dana (but I would be wearing that fabulous wedding dress)
Kill Krystina (and then frame LB and Danny)
 

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Kill Galen, Kirby and Krystina
Bang Luke and Yuri (Really I want Blake)
Marry Joseph (to get access to the house), or Nick (and bang him extra hard).


Bang John Zorelli
Bang Roger Grimes
Not the marrying type either, but If I had to do it, I need to find a good reason. So... money? Marry Cecil Colby. And give him a sex stroke. Oh, that means I have my "marry and kill" all in one...

If not :
Kill Galen of Moldavia. Twice. To make sure.
I love the word "sex stroke".
 
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Even though I am straight I still say bang Clay

Kill Tracey and all the Moldavians
 
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