Episode 995: Thorn In The Side
Fri. Apr. 17, 1970
Over the past few months, Quentin Collins has become an important part of the modern Collins family household… Helping them to defeat the Leviathans, Quentin is now in charge of the Collins Cannery while in their absence… However, an old friend has returned—someone who could ruin everything that Quentin has so carefully cultivated…
Quentin Collins grabbed Dameon Edwards by the shoulders and forcefully turned him around to face him. “Dameon…” Quentin growled, “I don’t want you in this house!”
Dameon’s expression became serious, and he even appeared to be a little hurt. “Now, Grant, is that any way to talk to an old friend? It would be a shame if I had to tell everyone here about a mutual friend of ours—a very dear, departed old friend—Frederick Thorn!”
Quentin’s face became as white-as-a-sheet as he looked at Dameon in shock. Dameon smiled to himself as he went over to the liquor bar and poured some brandy into a new glass. He handed it to Quentin, then poured himself some. Quentin stood there and gulped the brandy down.
“Remember our deal, Grant, that you would take care of Frederick, and then you would meet me in Montreal as soon as the deed was done?” Dameon said as he walked around Quentin towards the sofa. He sat down and crossed his legs, holding his brandy as he looked up at Quentin.
“I waited three months in Montreal for word from you!” Dameon exclaimed. “Don’t worry, I wasn’t exactly bored for three months—I had things to keep me occupied—But, three months Grant! Oh, how I worried! What if you had gotten arrested? What if you were dead? Or worse…” he leaned forward in his seat, “What if you had run out on me with all that money?” He raised his eyebrows and leaned back again.
Quentin crossed over to a chair and said nothing. He sat down and stared at Dameon. Finally, he said “Dameon, I meant to meet you in Montreal—really, I did. But, things happened… After I took care of things in Portland, I decided to come up to Collinsport for awhile—at least until things quieted down…”
Dameon shook his head. “For five months, Grant? I waited three in Montreal for you, then it took another two months to trace you here to Collinsport, what with your name change and all!”
“I’m sorry about that, Dameon, I swear I was going to contact you!” Quentin tried to explain. “Very soon after I got here, I was hit by a car! It really messed me up for awhile—I had amnesia for a month! Then, once I was introduced to my distant cousins, they needed my help against some enemies of theirs. Now, during the past couple of weeks, my cousin asked me to run the family business for awhile—“
Quentin was interrupted by a laughing Dameon. “Oh, Grant! Good-old Grant! Always ready with the stories and the excuses! What a tale you weave! Amnesia! Enemies! Long-lost cousins…”
Quentin frowned. “Every word is true!” he exclaimed. “It’s not a story, Dameon!”
Dameon just looked at him with bemusement. “I’d be inclined to believe you, Grant, but…” He looked around the Drawing Room. “It looks to me like you’ve found another golden opportunity for yourself!”
Quentin shook his head. “It isn’t like that at all! I genuinely care for these people!”
Dameon took another sip of brandy and leaned forward. “Like you cared for Frederick? Poor old guy—you were like a son to him! Not that I blame you for what you did! Frederick Thorn was a mean son of a—“
“Please don’t mention his name again!” Quentin snapped. “Especially in this house!” Tired of talking and trying to explain, Quentin finally came to a decision. “Look, Dameon, I’ll give you half the money, just like we promised before! You can even have the house in Portland—just leave me in peace!”
Dameon smiled and shook his head incredulously as he got up from the sofa and stepped over to where Quentin sat. “I don’t think so, Grant!” Dameon declared. “I might have been willing to make that deal before, but…” he looked up and gestured around the room, “Now that I’ve seen what you’ve got here, that’s not good enough anymore!”
Quentin looked up at him and pleaded with his eyes. “Don’t do this, Dameon! You’re going to ruin everything if you stick around… Please, just go!”
Dameon shook his head. “No, I think I like it here.” He held out a hand, but when Quentin did not take it, Dameon grasped him by the arm to try and pull him up. “Come, Grant—I’m sorry, Quentin… Let’s go find that nice Mrs. Johnson and ask her to fix up a room for me…” When Quentin refused to budge out of his seat, Dameon continued “Or, I could just shout Frederick’s name from the rooftops, and let the whole world know what we—sorry, what you did to him!”
Defeated, Quentin got up to follow Dameon. “That’s better,” Dameon told him. He handed Quentin the rest of his brandy to finish. Dameon then led Quentin out of the Drawing Room with an arm across his shoulder. “I know!” Dameon stopped and exclaimed. “Let’s have her fix up the room next to yours! It’ll be just like old times, at Frederick’s house…”
Act One:
Sabrina stopped by Chris’s cottage to bring him the moon poppy before heading to the Great House to help Amy with her studies. Finding no sign of Chris, Sabrina kissed the moon poppy good-bye and left it on a table with a note.
Walking up from the cottage, she could hear the piano being played through the open window of the Drawing Room. It stopped and started again as though someone were working on a composition. Sabrina waited for a pause before ringing the doorbell.
Amy opened the door. “Sabrina!” she exclaimed. “I didn’t know you were coming to visit!”
“I’m here to help you study!” Sabrina explained. She was surprised that Quentin had not told Amy.
“Oh,” Amy looked crestfallen. She had hoped that she could just skate by with Maggie out of town. The music on the piano started up again through the Drawing Room doors. “Laszlo is working on some new music, he said,” Amy gestured towards the doors.
Sabrina stepped into the Great Hall and listened. The tune was haunting, like from another place and time. “I’ve always wanted to meet Laszlo Ferrari,” she said.
“I’ll introduce you!” Amy said excitedly. She closed the front doors and ran to the Drawing Room. Bursting through double doors, she called out “Laszlo! Laszlo, we have a visitor!”
Laszlo continued to play for a few seconds, then stopped. He had a tape recorder sitting next to him on the bench that he used to record his compositions that he worked on. He shut it off and turned towards the sound of Amy’s voice. “A visitor? Who is it?”
“It’s just me,” Sabrina called from the doorway. “Sabrina Stuart. I’m here to help Amy with her studies. I hope you don’t mind the interruption, Mr. Ferrari.”
“Of course not,” Laszlo said graciously. “Miss Stuart, why don’t you and Amy sit and listen for awhile?”
“I would love to,” Sabrina said, embarrassed. “If you don’t mind…” Amy pulled Sabrina towards the sofa and the two sat and listened.
Meanwhile, Dameon and Quentin came downstairs from looking at Dameon’s new room in the West Wing, next to Quentin’s, of course… Hearing the music, Dameon stepped off the last step and looked over into the Drawing Room. “Who is that playing, Gra… Quentin?” Dameon asked.
Quentin saw Amy and Sabrina sitting in the Drawing Room, watching Laszlo play. Oh, how he wished he could get out of introductions right now! “That’s Laszlo Ferrari, he’s staying at Collinwood for awhile.”
Dameon turned and stared at Quentin with amazement. “Laszlo Ferrari? The world-famous pianist? Staying in this house?” he grinned and shook his head with admiration. “A huge mansion, all that wealth and power, and Laszlo Ferrari as a houseguest? No wonder you didn’t want to leave and come back to Montreal for me!”
“It’s not what you think!” Quentin snapped. “Mr. Ferrari is a paying boarder for one thing, and for another I haven’t touched the Collins money—I have Frederick’s inheritance, remember?” he hissed.
Dameon nodded, but he had known Grant Douglas for too many years to believe there were no ulterior motives. “If you say so, Gra… Quentin.” He smiled. “Now, are you going to introduce me to your friends?”
Quentin narrowed his eyes and sighed loudly. “Fine! Let’s get this over with!” He turned and walked into the Drawing Room, with Dameon following closely behind him.
Amy turned away from Laszlo to see Quentin and Dameon entering the room. “It’s you!” she exclaimed. “The man from earlier! Who is he, Quentin?”
Dameon stood there and smiled his toothpaste smile as the music stopped, and Sabrina and Amy got up from the couch to meet “Quentin’s” friend…
Act Two:
The jukebox at the Blue Whale played a familiar, jaunty guitar solo as John Jaeger sat at a table, dejectedly drinking his second beer as he thought of Sabrina Stuart. He hoped that she was taking heed of his warnings to her. He had promised Angelique that he would not try to warn her again, but he found that he could not bear to spend the evening at home at the Old House, with thoughts of her demise still fresh in his mind…
Tony Peterson came into the Blue Whale after having his dinner at the Collinsport Diner, finding that he was not ready to retire at home, just yet. After ordering a beer at the bar, he saw another lone patron sitting at a table. It was still early enough in the evening that they were the only two there, unless someone was using the restroom…
“Mind if I join you?” Tony asked the blond man. He looked familiar to Tony. He was sure he had seen him around town before.
“Go ahead,” John tried to give a smile through his melancholy. “I could use the company.”
“Thanks,” Tony said. He pulled up a chair and sat across from John. “Tony Peterson. And you are?”
“Um… John Jaeger,” he held out his hand and shook Tony’s.
“Say, haven’t I seen you around town?” Tony asked, sipping at his beer.
“Maybe,” John answered. “I’ve been working for Angelique Rumson at the Old House on the Collins estate.”
“I see,” Tony nodded. He narrowed his eyes a little bit. “That’s a little strange, isn’t it? I thought Barnabas Collins owned that Old House?”
John shrugged. “Well, I’ve never met the guy, but Angelique told me he left the place to her when he went to England.” He took a swig of beer from his mug, emptying it and setting it back down. “I guess he isn’t coming back. Angelique says the place is in her name.”
“I’ve heard of this Angelique Rumson,” Tony said. “I’ll have to meet her sometime!” He downed half his beer.
“She’s a gorgeous woman,” John said. “I don’t know why she’s helped me so much, but I’m grateful.”
Tony nodded. He looked over towards the entrance when he saw out of the corner of his eye that someone had just come in. “Say, do you want another beer?” he asked John. “I’m buying…”
“Well, if you’re buying, I’m drinking!” John chuckled. He looked over and saw that Quentin had entered the Blue Whale.
Tony got up with his and John’s mugs to bring them back to get refilled. “So, we meet again!” Tony greeted Quentin as he set the mugs on the bar.
“Tony! I’m glad I ran into you!” Quentin exclaimed. He put an arm across Tony’s shoulders and led him away from the bar so that they would not be overheard.
“What is it?” Tony asked, noticing that Quentin looked more concerned now than he had looked earlier in Tony’s office. He glanced over at the table and saw that John was staring at them.
“I think I might have more problems than just Grant Douglas,” Quentin whispered loudly.
Tony narrowed his eyes. “More problems? Okay, Quentin, what’s happened now?” He led Quentin over away from both the bar and John’s table, close to the jukebox.
“Someone who knows all about my past. A real thorn in my side!” Quentin said dramatically…
Act Three:
Quentin came home to Collinwood late, after Sabrina had left, and Mrs. Johnson had put Amy to bed. He did not give Tony all of the details of his past in Portland, especially the details of Frederick Thorn’s demise, but he told him enough to let Tony know that he might have to confess to Roger and Elizabeth, or else leave town soon…
All but a few of the lights were off, and a single lamp lit the Great Hall. Quentin listened to his footsteps echo throughout. He hoped that he was alone for once. He was buzzed from drinking, and he hoped that the warm, carefree feeling would last.
However, Dameon was sitting in the Drawing Room, contemplating as he stared into the fire in the fireplace. Quentin started to turn around to go back towards the kitchen when he saw Dameon sitting there, but Dameon had heard Quentin’s footsteps out in the Great Hall.
Dameon turned and smiled. “Grant!” he called out. Quentin looked around nervously lest someone hear the name being said out loud. “Come in, I’ve waited up for you!” Dameon patted the seat next to him.
Quentin walked into the Drawing Room, but did not sit next to Dameon. He took a deep breath to fortify himself, having already decided what he wanted to say to him. “No thank you. Dameon, we have to talk, now!”
“Ohhh, you sound serious!” Dameon declared. He got up from the hearth-side seat and walked over to Quentin. “Yes, we do need to talk. We have to decide what to tell your family when they get back. You know, how I fit in, what our past is, how long we’ve known each other, etcetera, etcetera…”
Quentin shook his head. “No Dameon, you’re not going to be around when they get back.” Quentin tried very hard to be firm. “I’m going to give you half my inheritance from Frederick, and the house in Portland, and you’re going to leave Collinwood and never come here again. Do you understand?”
Dameon shook his head and patted Quentin on the cheek, roughly. He walked past him towards the liquor bar. “No, I have a better idea. I think we’ll introduce me as your best friend since our college days in… how about the University of Portland? We haven’t seen each other in years, and we need plenty of time to catch up…”
Quentin felt fed up by this point. “Dameon… You’re not listening to me!”
Dameon turned back to Quentin. “I’ve always listened to you, Grant,” he looked sympathetically at him. “All those years when Frederick abused you—shouted at you, hit you, made you feel like a bum… But you stayed, just like I did. You enjoyed all the trappings that money could buy—the big house, maybe not as big as this one—the parties, the drugs, all those expensive clothes…”
Quentin started to protest, but Dameon continued. “And now you’ve found another pie—Collinwood—and I want a piece of it! I mean it, Grant, I’ll tell everyone what you did if you don’t let me in on this!”
Quentin had had enough. He grabbed Dameon roughly by the lapels and pulled him towards him. He could see fear in Dameon’s eyes. “Dameon, if you tell anyone one word—one solitary word about what we did to Frederick Thorn—I’ll kill you! I mean it, Dameon, I will kill you with my bare hands!”
Dameon chuckled nervously. He pulled at Quentin’s hands, but they grasped his jacket’s lapels too tightly. “If you do that, Grant, you’ll be arrested immediately for double murder!” Quentin loosened his grip, and Dameon pulled his lapels away. He straightened out his jacket as he stepped away from Quentin. “You see, I knew it would come to this… I knew that you’d start in with the threats as soon as you felt cornered. I’ve known you for far too long.” Dameon turned away and continued. “I have a friend out there—a friend who knows all our dirty little secrets…” he paused, and looked over at Quentin. “Well, maybe not ALL of them, but enough to put you away for good. My friend has my old diary, plus a signed confession in my part of Frederick’s death. If something happens to me, my friend is going to go straight to the police—and you’ll go to prison for life.”
Quentin stared at Dameon, a sinking feeling overcoming him as he realized his whole world could come crashing down around him at any moment. “You bastard,” he whispered.
Dameon smirked. “You’re still a pretty man, Grant. I swear you haven’t aged at all in the last fifteen years. You look younger than me, now,” Dameon said, a little enviously. “You know as well as I do that pretty men don’t have an easy time of it in prison.”
“You wouldn’t either,” Quentin answered bitterly. He could not think of a way out now. Maybe he should leave Collinwood forever.
“Why don’t we sleep on it tonight, and tomorrow we can decide if I stay for good, or if you go to prison,” Dameon smiled up at Quentin. “Good night… Quentin!” He kissed Quentin on the cheek and started up the stairs in the Great Hall. He paused halfway up. “Oh! If you need me, I’ll be in next room!” He chuckled and continued on his way.
Quentin just looked dejected and stared up at Dameon as he made his way upstairs. So preoccupied was Quentin, that he did not see Laszlo standing in the doorway under the balcony, listening in on his and Dameon's conversation…
Cast:
Tony Peterson… JERRY LACY
Amy Jennings… DENISE NICKERSON
Sabrina Stuart… LISA RICHARDS
Quentin Collins… DAVID SELBY
John Jaeger… CHRISTOPHER PENNOCK
Laszlo Ferrari… MICHAEL STROKA
Dameon Edwards… JERED HOLMES