DYNASTIFFY, a shameless copy of PHALLUS?

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It's the year 2525 and the heroine of our story, oil empress Galaxis Meteorell Starrington Ufolby Vortexter Uranowan, wakes up in the middle of the night because she was having a nightmare.
A nightmare about her long-life nemesis, Cristalinda Fortygrand Janus.
It doesn't take long before Galaxis falls back to sleep while she murmurs "I'll destroy that bitch...destroy...that bitch".

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The phone rings in a chique boutique in downtown Denver.
A beautiful, young-ish woman named Sammy Jo Samms answers the phone.
"Rags To Riches, good afternoon how can I help you?"
-Helleu, I wantss to make an inquiry about the House Of De Vilbis import furs, these were due to be in store THIS week!
"I'm very sorry, we're dealing with delays because of the widespread sexidemic"
-Terrible, isn't it? It's geuing to be even mo-ah terrible if I can't give my wife a De Vilbis for her birthday this weekend, should I...geu shopping somewhere else?
"No no, I'll make it my first priority and contact you as soon as the shipment has arrived. What was your name again?
-The name is Jones. Collin Jones.

Some time later during her lunch break Sammy Jo picks up a newspaper and reads the headline: Is Stiffan Starrington Still Missing?
There's another, more fun article: Who Survived The Wrath Of The Grapes in FALCUM CREST? Find Out This Week!
 

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Can't wait to find out what happens in the next installment Willie. Is Stiffan still alive?? What is Collin Jones up to and will it be foiled by his arch enemy Evan Lindas?? We need answers, please hurry Willie.
 

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We need answers, please hurry Willie.
It looks like the sexidemic has also affected the Dynastiffy writer's room.
But now that we have a fan, maybe it's time to bring it back in a different time slot. I know how much the tellytalkers love their time slots.
 

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It looks like the sexidemic has also affected the Dynastiffy writer's room.
But now that we have a fan, maybe it's time to bring it back in a different time slot. I know how much the tellytalkers love their time slots.
Yeah we all like a good time slot!

I think I need a lie down! The sexidemic is starting to affect me again! :innocent:
 

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It looks like the sexidemic has also affected the Dynastiffy writer's room.
But now that we have a fan, maybe it's time to bring it back in a different time slot. I know how much the tellytalkers love their time slots.

Yes, definitely, you are currently in Daytime, it's time to go Primetime.
 
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