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[Michelle Stevens]

Santa has recruited me as one of his hot helpers this year. He liked my green Christmas attire.

Just writing my Christmas gift list...

I wouldn't want any of my fans to send me cheap tacky stuff

So you ask you so-called fans for gifts? I just get gifts all year round and I don't even ask.

Beautiful cake! have you eaten it all now?

Yes, I shared it with my Minions and BH and NN. It would be very un-Michelle of me to eat it all.

I won't because I am already ahead of you N2H

Ah! My number one fans they're planning a Christmas party in my honour

If you say so.

Phew! poor babies must have been starving.

As much as I distrust your pesky aliens friends I will not starve them.

If BH even breathes the green goo she will be a goner! its the most potent substance on earth.

I'll keep it well away from her. We can't risk BH's harm.

No "if" about it Michelle, they will grow to eight feet in height, aw but they will still be cute

So are all your alien friends eight feet tall?

Come to think of it The Enforcer is super tall (as well as very muscular) so their space ship much be huge in scale. I always thought they were small, sickly creatures.

.... but, but they want to stay here with us.

We have so much we could learn from the Alien Pets .... if they dont eat us

I think when my hotness secures the SC Yacht we can go visit them on their own little island where they will be safe. Mankind would sure want to exploit them if the were among us.

"easy"??

no. no. no. it was a huge challenge for me not to reclaim my rightful title as the N1H on SC.

I feel so much better now I am back where I belong

My birthday truce is over I see. Now more hotness battle ahead.

 

[Long Lashes]

Not only am I the hottest, I also have the hottest Christmas tree!

Santa has recruited me as one of his hot helpers this year. He liked my green Christmas attire.

Did he indeed

So you ask you so-called fans for gifts?

Yes I do otherwise I might get nasty cheap tacky stuff.

I just get gifts all year round and I don't even ask.

Spoiled

It would be very un-Michelle of me to eat it all.

Oh I was hoping you would've indulged yourself and eaten all the (calorie laden, weight increasing) birthday cake yourself

As much as I distrust your pesky aliens friends I will not starve them.

You have a kind heart N2H

So are all your alien friends eight feet tall?

Yes they are, is this a problem?

Come to think of it The Enforcer is super tall (as well as very muscular) so their space ship much be huge in scale. I always thought they were small, sickly creatures.

The space ship looks small from the outside and is absolutely huge on the inside, its the size of a small town

Mankind would sure want to exploit them if the were among us.

If mankind even tried to exploit the Aliens. then mankind would be sorry, very sorry

My birthday truce is over I see.

Afraid so the battle is back on ......

unless of course, you wish to make life easier for yourself and do the sensible thing by admitting that I am the N1H?

 

[Michelle Stevens]

Look at all the lovely gifts my fans are giving me for Christmas.

Not only am I the hottest, I also have the hottest Christmas tree!

Pfft! You haven't seen my tree with it's large golden star.

Yes I do otherwise I might get nasty cheap tacky stuff.

I'm glad you have that under control 'Lashes!

Spoiled

Oh I was hoping you would've indulged yourself and eaten all the (calorie laden, weight increasing) birthday cake yourself

I'm a calorie and carb burning machine.

You have a kind heart N2H

Why thank you. I know they mean a lot to you so I'll be kind.

Yes they are, is this a problem?

Well they better not enter the SC Cafe or else they'll damage the ceiling and doorways.

The space ship looks small from the outside and is absolutely huge on the inside, its the size of a small town

Is your lash-out padded room large or small?

If mankind even tried to exploit the Aliens. then mankind would be sorry, very sorry

So noted.

Afraid so the battle is back on ......

unless of course, you wish to make life easier for yourself and do the sensible thing by admitting that I am the N1H?

Pfft! Your Enforcer powers and magic wand don't strike fear in me as it does others. Michelle's hotness will break you at some point.

 

[Long Lashes]

Its 2020 and I am still the reigning hottest!

Look at all the lovely gifts my fans are giving me for Christmas.

I got twice as many

..... okay so some of my gifts were unfortunately tacky and I've had to pass them on to the charity shop. I kept the diamonds though

Pfft! You haven't seen my tree with it's large golden star.

Mine had a fairy on top -------->

I'm a calorie and carb burning machine.

... you need to relax more my friend.

Those joints of yours will wear out

Why thank you. I know they mean a lot to you so I'll be kind.

How are they doing? have they burst out of their jars yet ... please remember DO NOT TOUCH THE GREEN GOO

Is your lash-out padded room large or small?

Neither

.... its HUGE! and the room is double padded its a very strong room!

Your Enforcer powers and magic wand don't strike fear in me as it does others.

It should do Michelle, it should do... complacency very is dangerous for your health and well-being

Michelle's hotness will break you at some point.

What hotness is that?

Btw:- are you in need of any new outfits for the new year? or how about getting a new hairstyle? .... it will be my treat to you N2H

 

[Michelle Stevens]

Snow maiden Michelle is back to retriever her crown.

Its 2020 and I am still the reigning hottest!

LOL, this smiley did give me a good laugh. In 2020 you'll be waiving this flag dear 'Lashes but it will be all white.

I got twice as many

..... okay so some of my gifts were unfortunately tacky and I've had to pass them on to the charity shop. I kept the diamonds though

Lucky Long Lashes! As least you gave some to charity.

Mine had a fairy on top -------->

You can't go wrong with that. I hope to see that smiley more than just around Christmas, it's one of my favourites.

... you need to relax more my friend.

Those joints of yours will wear out

I can't relax or my joints and muscles will suffer. I try to keep a healthy medium in my hotness workouts.

How are they doing? have they burst out of their jars yet ... please remember DO NOT TOUCH THE GREEN GOO

They have peaked through but seem to like their jars full of that green goo. I have given orders to my minions not to tough the goo on your recommendation. I don't then harmed by the products of your aliens.

Neither

.... its HUGE! and the room is double padded its a very strong room!

Are there any lights in this double padded room? Do the aliens trigger your Enforcer transformation on your arrive to that room or are you locked in there for hours?

It should do Michelle, it should do... complacency very is dangerous for your health and well-being

I am a friend of sorts to The Enforcer ... from a far that is. It's not like I hug her on our greetings but she could use a hug with all that anger. I first have to make her see I mean her no harm. I'm sure she has torn-up those nice glove I gave her last year.

What hotness is that?

This insane level of hotness I posses.

Btw:- are you in need of any new outfits for the new year? or how about getting a new hairstyle? .... it will be my treat to you N2H

N2H and attempts to meddle with my heavenly golden locks already this year?

 

[Long Lashes]

Hi to all my fans, you have great taste!

Snow maiden Michelle is back to retriever her crown.

Excuse me, the crown was never yours to retrieve

LOL, this smiley did give me a good laugh.

It made me laugh as well

. In 2020 you'll be waiving this flag dear 'Lashes but it will be all white.

Keep dreaming my friend

I hope to see that smiley more than just around Christmas, it's one of my favourites.

I've purposely not packed her away in the attic with all the other decorations, so she can come out to play throughout the year

shes handy to have around when we need a bit of magic.

I can't relax or my joints and muscles will suffer. I try to keep a healthy medium in my hotness workouts.

All this exercising is overrated. Take up meditating instead

and let your body turn to flab .. Lol!

They have peaked through but seem to like their jars full of that green goo.

Good, good let me know once they grow seven feet tall and then I can instruct you further

Are there any lights in this double padded room? Do the aliens trigger your Enforcer transformation on your arrive to that room or are you locked in there for hours?

The room is completely blacked out, some things are too ugly to be seen my sweet Aliens always trigger The Enforcer , they like to study her.

I'm sure she has torn-up those nice glove I gave her last year.

Yes she has

This insane level of hotness I posses.

Anymore dancing like that and you will make yourself dizzy

N2H and attempts to meddle with my heavenly golden locks already this year?

... You should be proud to be N2H....

and your locks still need updating

 

[Michelle Stevens]

Always in the center of everyone's Valentine's Day thoughts.

Hi to all my fans, you have great taste!

Oh 'Lashes! You certainly know that would blow you dress up. Nice legs though.

Excuse me, the crown was never yours to retrieve

Pfft!

I've purposely not packed her away in the attic with all the other decorations, so she can come out to play throughout the year

shes handy to have around when we need a bit of magic.

Good idea. She needs to see the world a little more throughout the year.

All this exercising is overrated. Take up meditating instead

and let your body turn to flab .. Lol!

Pfft, flab is not what Michelle is all about. Lean, muscle is a part of my hotness secrets if you would have known that if you read my book.

Good, good let me know once they grow seven feet tall and then I can instruct you further

I must find an island to drop them off on. We can't have them roaming the world and creating havoc.

The room is completely blacked out, some things are too ugly to be seen my sweet Aliens always trigger The Enforcer , they like to study her.

You poor thing. No wonder The Enforcer is so angry, they torment you and you don't even know it. They must blank-out part of your memory so you keep coming back. Didn't your pesky aliens friends give The Enforcer added power or did they blank that part out too?

Yes she has

What?! Those gloves cost me a week's worth of tips at the SC Cafe. Did she rip them up in as being dissatisfied with them or by her normal flexing and punching things in her normal rage?

Anymore dancing like that and you will make yourself dizzy

You forget Michelle is blonde.

... You should be proud to be N2H....

and your locks still need updating

You wait until the end to call me N2H.
No dear friend, my lovely golden locks are just fine and capturing the warmth of the winter sun.

 

[Long Lashes]

A gentle reminder to all my wonderful fans about Valentines day...

My gift list can now be viewed on my website Please do not send cheap tacky gifts as these might cause offence!

Always in the center of everyone's Valentine's Day thoughts.

Indeed I always am N2H

Nice legs though.

Why, thank you

Pfft!

flab is not what Michelle is all about.

Are you sure?

Lean, muscle is a part of my hotness secrets if you would have known that if you read my book.

Ah ... the book

I do have a copy and I can assure you that I've looked at all the pictures. Just not got around to actually reading it yet, my life is so full of hot things (like myself) that I find it hard to devote the time

I must find an island to drop them off on.

You can't isolate the aliens on an island

We can't have them roaming the world and creating havoc.

Why not? thats what they're here for

Didn't your pesky aliens friends give The Enforcer added power or did they blank that part out too?

They're always tinkering with my powers and yes, I can now do this ....

This isn't me by the way. Its someone the aliens used to adore, but she went missing....was never seen again

What?! Those gloves cost me a week's worth of tips at the SC Cafe. Did she rip them up in as being dissatisfied with them or by her normal flexing and punching things in her normal rage?

I believe she wore them twice before they disintegrated due to her strength. Sorry about your wasted money N2H

You forget Michelle is blonde.

Jeez, how could I EVER forget that?

No dear friend, my lovely golden locks are just fine and capturing the warmth of the winter sun.

Look at those locks again Michelle. Are they not looking dull and weathered by the winter?

Is it not time for a complete new image of jet black hair with grey highlights?

 

[Michelle Stevens]

Hypnotizing everyone with my lovely blue yes.

A gentle reminder to all my wonderful fans about Valentines day...

My gift list can now be viewed on my website Please do not send cheap tacky gifts as these might cause offence!

So how did you do with these git my friend?

Indeed I always am N2H

You have that right.


Why, thank you

Are you sure?

Positive dear 'Lashes, positive.

Ah ... the book

I do have a copy and I can assure you that I've looked at all the pictures. Just not got around to actually reading it yet, my life is so full of hot things (like myself) that I find it hard to devote the time

It's more than just wonderful photos of my hotness, it's also a guide to live by if ultimate hotness is one's goal.

You can't isolate the aliens on an island

They may be happier there without us humans. We can visit them with the SC Yacht.

Why not? thats what they're here for

They're always tinkering with my powers and yes, I can now do this ....

This isn't me by the way. Its someone the aliens used to adore, but she went missing....was never seen again

I've seen that black smoke behind large trucks and buses. Is there a connection there? Oh, so you are not the first person they 'adored'?

I believe she wore them twice before they disintegrated due to her strength. Sorry about your wasted money N2H

Pfft, regarding the N2H.

And I made them extra strong, the gloves. Those pesky aliens must have also boosted The Enforcer's strength. I'll have to attempt to measure her hands and arms to give her another pair. I hope she trust me.

Jeez, how could I EVER forget that?

Look at those locks again Michelle. Are they not looking dull and weathered by the winter?

Is it not time for a complete new image of jet black hair with grey highlights?

Nonsense dear friend. Never grey highlights, no altering my incredible hotness.

 

[Long Lashes]

Do you like my Hot new lipstick?

Its called Hot Red and lucky you can buy it from my website.

Hypnotizing everyone with my lovely blue yes.

That emoji is so funny

So how did you do with these git my friend?

At the last count I had 500 valentines gifts sent to me and countless cards

Did anyone send anything to you Michelle? no? oh never mind, maybe you will be lucky next year

Positive dear 'Lashes, positive.

Positive thinking is a good attitude to have and also having belief in yourself. Which is why I believe that I am N1H

It's more than just wonderful photos of my hotness, it's also a guide to live by if ultimate hotness is one's goal.

You have written a hotness guide? thats very clever of you. I do not need it

I've seen that black smoke behind large trucks and buses. Is there a connection there?

Good question N2H. I have no idea what the answer is

Oh, so you are not the first person they 'adored'?

Of all the people my aliens have adored, I am the most adored
unfortunately all the other people the aliens adored in the past have never been heard of again

Pfft, regarding the N2H.

Those pesky aliens must have also boosted The Enforcer's strength. I'll have to attempt to measure her hands and arms to give her another pair. I hope she trust me.

Good luck with that. I think her hands have grown along with her increased strength

Nonsense dear friend. Never grey highlights, no altering my incredible hotness.

But, you must be soooooo bored of being blonde.

Okay so maybe black hair with grey highlights doesn't appeal to you, but there are lots of other colours to chose from, such as yellow..

It would look good on you and is similar to blonde. What do you think?

 

[Michelle Stevens]

Ready to show my Irish rooted hotness

Do you like my Hot new lipstick?

Its called Hot Red and lucky you can buy it from my website.

It's a bit too much for me. Too waxy.

My red lipstick is called Hottest Red, for only I can bring that colour of passion to life.

That emoji is so funny

I may have had something in my lovely eyes.

At the last count I had 500 valentines gifts sent to me and countless cards

Did anyone send anything to you Michelle? no? oh never mind, maybe you will be lucky next year

Pfft! They send more then mere cards, they sent proposals of marriage and many willing be added to my minion corp.

Positive thinking is a good attitude to have and also having belief in yourself. Which is why I believe that I am N1H

Confidence and delusion are two different things my dear friend. I am N1H.

You have written a hotness guide? thats very clever of you. I do not need it

Spoiler

A must read for all wanted to achieve hotness.

Silly 'Lashes, everyone needs some hotness tips.

Of all the people my aliens have adored, I am the most adored
unfortunately all the other people the aliens adored in the past have never been heard of again

Now that sounds most troubling. We need to keep you away from those pesky aliens.

They sounds very unfit for the powers they have.

Good luck with that. I think her hands have grown along with her increased strength

OMG, even more strength. I don't know if I can find a fabric that can withstand the power of the Enforcer. I will have to take notes the next time I witness a lash-out.

But, you must be soooooo bored of being blonde.

NEVER!

Okay so maybe black hair with grey highlights doesn't appeal to you, but there are lots of other colours to chose from, such as yellow..

It would look good on you and is similar to blonde. What do you think?

Yellow and blonde are not similar 'Lashes! How dare you! You will stop at nothing to tamper with my golden blonde locks.

 

[Long Lashes]

So many fan letters ..

being the N1H comes with responsibilities.

Ready to show my Irish rooted hotness

Snazzy hat N2H

It's a bit too much for me. Too waxy.

Waxy? how very dare you! My lipstick is made from natural ingredients ... pfft!!

My red lipstick is called Hottest Red, for only I can bring that colour of passion to life.

Sorry, did you say something?

They send more then mere cards, they sent proposals of marriage and many willing be added to my minion corp.

you have a good imagination N2H

I am N1H.

Not anymore I am back!

Spoiler

A must read for all wanted to achieve hotness.

Silly 'Lashes, everyone needs some hotness tips.

..... I am lost for words! Okay, secretly I am very impressed !

I must contact my agent and get my new book published a.s.a.p.

We need to keep you away from those pesky aliens.

They sounds very unfit for the powers they have.

Dont worry about my aliens. They can be forgetful and lose people somewhere deep in space. So far they haven't lost me

Yellow and blonde are not similar 'Lashes!

They are, well they are if you screw your eyes up a bit and squint



Okay so you didn't like the idea of yellow hair. How about a facial tattoo?

 

[Jessie]

How’s everyone doing? Staying safe I hope.

 

[Michelle Stevens]

Just sowing my exclusive hot masks for the world in my colour Hottest Pink.

So many fan letters ..

being the N1H comes with responsibilities.

Seems as of you reject many of your fan letters.

Snazzy hat N2H

Pfft!

Waxy? how very dare you! My lipstick is made from natural ingredients ... pfft!!

LOL! May I ask what are those "natural ingredients"? Are your alien friends involved?

Sorry, did you say something?

you have a good imagination N2H

I have a good .... no great everything my friend.

Not anymore I am back!

Not for long. I'm N1H!

..... I am lost for words! Okay, secretly I am very impressed !

I must contact my agent and get my new book published a.s.a.p.

Wait until you finally read it or just look at the photos inside.

Whatever happened to that movie you were working on about your life?

Dont worry about my aliens. They can be forgetful and lose people somewhere deep in space. So far they haven't lost me

Oh no, that is indeed worrying. I think you stumbled onto an odd lot of aliens.

They are, well they are if you screw your eyes up a bit and squint

No one has to squint to see my hot locks are blonde, not yellow.

Okay so you didn't like the idea of yellow hair. How about a facial tattoo?

Michelle doesn't do tattoos, anywhere. My skin is never to be desecrated with ink.

How’s everyone doing? Staying safe I hope.

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I'm fine, taking my life one day at a time. I hope you are well.
Stay safe and hot @Jessie!

 

[Long Lashes]

Lashes Eau de parfum (Summer Edition)

is now available via my website ..

Just sowing my exclusive hot masks for the world in my colour Hottest Pink.

Ooo just what I need to emphasise my natural hotness are these for sale?
(Btw: I love that emoji!)

Seems as of you reject many of your fan letters

Only the poorly written tatty ones, on cheap notepaper

Pfft!

Still not run out of the "Pftts" I see

May I ask what are those "natural ingredients"? Are your alien friends involved?

If I could I would share the ingredients with you Michelle, but my own hot brand of Lipstick is a secret and precious recipe.

I wouldn't want you anyone plagiarising my hot products.

I have a good .... no great everything my friend.

Oh really? this is news to me

I'm N1H!

Was Michelle, was

now you are back to being N2H

Wait until you finally read it or just look at the photos inside.

Yes, I can wait a few years, before looking inside your book.

Whatever happened to that movie you were working on about your life?

What movie?

.... oh, my movie, now I remember It is on hold due to the present crisis.

No one has to squint to see my hot locks are blonde, not yellow.

Okey dokey,

Michelle doesn't do tattoos, anywhere. My skin is never to be desecrated with ink.

... how about a temporary tattoo? it can be very effective...

This one would be perfect for you and only lasts for a year before it wears off, what do you think?

 

[Long Lashes]

How’s everyone doing? Staying safe I hope.

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Sunday has come around again @Jessie


I hope you're having a restful day ...

 

[Michelle Stevens]

I'm on fire with hotness today.

Lashes Eau de parfum (Summer Edition)

is now available via my website ..

Has it been a success?

Ooo just what I need to emphasise my natural hotness are these for sale?
(Btw: I love that emoji!)

Yes they are my friend. I'll even give a few to you if you'd like.

Only the poorly written tatty ones, on cheap notepaper

Oh jeez! How do your so-called fans tolerate your .... I dare say it snobbishness?

Still not run out of the "Pftts" I see

Even better ... the real Pfft!

If I could I would share the ingredients with you Michelle, but my own hot brand of Lipstick is a secret and precious recipe.

Oh, I see how it is.

I wouldn't want you anyone plagiarising my hot products.

Pfft, as if I would do that. Does you lipstick do this?

Or does it turn me into frog?

Oh really? this is news to me

Then you are one of the last people in the word to know that.

Was

Michelle, was

now you are back to being N2H

Yes, I can wait a few years, before looking inside your book.

Years !!!???

What movie?

.... oh, my movie, now I remember It is on hold due to the present crisis.

Oh, I have no doubt there is a crisis with you movie.

... how about a temporary tattoo? it can be very effective...

This one would be perfect for you and only lasts for a year before it wears off, what do you think?

Michelle doesn't do tattoos. Why would I dare alter my perfect flesh. You go to new lengths to alter my hotness.

 

[Long Lashes]

I dedicate this song to all my fans...

Thank you for making me the NIH!
Song now available to download for a fee from my website

I'm on fire with hotness today.

Calm yourself N2H and let me sort out that fire

Has it been a success?

Lashes Eau de parfum (Summer Edition)?

naturally, as with anything I touch, its been a great success. Would you like me to send you a bottle?

Oh jeez! How do your so-called fans tolerate your .... I dare say it snobbishness?

My stubbornness is all part of my hot charm

Even better ... the real Pfft!

Ooo its the scary pfft!

Does you lipstick do this?

Or does it turn me into frog?

N2H, I am unable to divulge the magic of my products until you buy....so hand over the cash

another pfft!

Michelle doesn't do tattoos.

If you say so

Why would I dare alter my perfect flesh.

For fashion! get with it N2H

You go to new lengths to alter my hotness.

... ! I simply want to improve what you already have. Such as this hat for summer ......

...you're welcome

 

[Michelle Stevens]

Surfing on my hottest pink surf board.

I dedicate this song to all my fans...

Thank you for making me the NIH!
Song now available to download for a fee from my website

Pfft! How nice of you.

Calm yourself N2H and let me sort out that fire

Are you taking the jobs of our Soup Chat Shirtless Firefighters?

Lashes Eau de parfum

(Summer Edition)?

naturally, as with anything I touch, its been a great success. Would you like me to send you a bottle?

Sure, why not! You may be my hotness rival but you are sometimes generous.

My stubbornness is all part of my hot charm

Charming? Maybe your alien friends have told you that too often. You actually believe it.

Ooo its the scary pfft!

Somethings you need to see the real "Pfft" on action.

N2H, I am unable to divulge the magic of my products until you buy....so hand over the cash

What? Are you trying to rob me?

For fashion! get with it N2H

Are you serious? Michelle defines fashion. I do have a exclusive fashion house which is very successful.

... ! I simply want to improve what you already have. Such as this hat for summer ......

...you're welcome

You can keep that at your website 'Lashes. Michelle wouldn't be caught dead wearing that.

 

[Long Lashes]

At last, the LL hot sunglasses are now available

Head over to my website to order your hot pair!
The first 100 orders will get a free beach bag, hurry, hurry!

Surfing on my hottest pink surf board.

Michelle! you will get your blonde sun-kissed locks wet

Are you taking the jobs of our Soup Chat Shirtless Firefighters?

They like me to help them out from time to time, which I do with pleasure

You may be my hotness rival but you are sometimes generous.

Generous, me? You must have misunderstood.

I can arrange for a bottle of my Lashes Eau de parfum (Summer Edition) to be sent to you, but it'll cost

Somethings you need to see the real "Pfft" on action.

true and when the Michelle Stevens "Pfft" makes an appearance I know I'm in trouble.

You can keep that at your website 'Lashes. Michelle wouldn't be caught dead wearing that.

Your so difficult to please N2H

Are you serious? Michelle defines fashion. I do have a exclusive fashion house which is very successful.

Do you? I had forgotten all about that

Allow let me introduce you to this seasons on-trend outfit which would sell like crazy in your fashion house ....

I do believe it is made of cheese, isn't that marvelous? You can wear it and afterwards it provides a tasty snack