nuDynasty Episode Chat S01e04: Private As A Circus

[Alexis]

She looks like Cristal but better and bitchier. I could see Danni's Alexis calling Cristal the counterfeit Carrington.
"You see dear, I'm 24 carrot gold and diamonds. You're junk jewellery with zircons. I'm satin sheets, champagne and caviar. You're threadbare, screw top and dollar store.... NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

 

[tommie]

 

[Alexis]

Diva!

 

[Willie Oleson]

Yes! Dannii would make a perfect Alexis!

Excuse me? I thought we were lobbying for Tori Spelling?

 

[Alexis]

I don't think Dannii would be outside the realm of possibility. I mean if she's still acting. The actor playing Steven is an Australian unknown and although born in Peru, Nathalie Kelley lived and grew up in Sidney Australia.

 

[tommie]

Excuse me? I thought we were lobbying for Tori Spelling?

I can change my mind

 

[Alexis]

Now I only want Dannii... Nobody else will do.

 

[tommie]

Danushka would be fantastic! Twattered it to Sallie Patrick.

And I begin to wonder...

 

[Alexis]

Danushka would be fantastic! Twattered it to Sallie Patrick.

And I begin to wonder...

Dannii's audition tape.

 

[Alexis]

I honestly think Dannii has a very Joan Collins-esque thing about her. She's actually said Joan Collins is her idol.

Lets make this happen people.

 

[Willie Oleson]

I can change my mind

Sure, no problem.

#Tori4Alexis

 

[Carrie Fairchild]

I honestly think Dannii has a very Joan Collins-esque thing about her. She's actually said Joan Collins is her idol.

Lets make this happen people.

Also, all of the big 80's soaps had their singing sirens so the new show should have one too. I can just picture Alexis now, reminiscing about that time she did Top of the Pops in the early 00's

 

[Alexis]

Also, all of the big 80's soaps had their singing sirens so the new show should have one too. I can just picture Alexis now, reminiscing about that time she did Top of the Pops in the early 00's

And Dannii has had successful fashion line too that could factor into it. I need this to happen.

 

[Carrie Fairchild]

Here she is, partying with those beach boys on the isle of Kauai

 

[Alexis]

Here she is, partying with those beach boys on the isle of Kauai

This is it!

 

[Willie Oleson]

Here she is, partying with those beach boys on the isle of Kauai

If she brings the boys then she gets my vote.

But seriously, I think it should be more than kind-of-looking-similar, and I'm not bedazzled by some glittery eyeshadow.
I want that "wow!" feeling, like "wow, they've chosen her??"
Even if that means she looks like an anti-Alexis. Or even a man, in case she's had a sex operation.
We don't even know if she's going to be the same character.

 

[Soaplover]

I vote for Melinda Clarke to play Alexis.

 

[tommie]

Dannii's even about to release a new track:

 

[tommie]

Dannii actually wore a Joan Collins wig in this video:

 

[Alexis]

Dannii actually wore a Joan Collins wig in this video:

We always wanted the original DYNASTY to delve more into Alexis' 1970s disco darling phase. Now what's better is that nuDynasty can actually have Alexis be a nuDisco diva.

Dannii is just so Joanie!