The Genie is Hard of Hearing

Michelle Stevens

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The rules are simple. You respond to the Wish of the post above you as if you are a genie that is a little hard of hearing before making your own Wish for the next person to hilariously misinterpret. Please, no legal documents masquerading as Wishes. Please.


Poster 1: I Wish for a mountain of food!

Poster 2: Eh? A fountain of blood? Do you get vampire tourists here or something? Oh well, whatever. Granted.

I'll start it off,

I Wish for world peace.
 

Angela Channing

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I wish for a Rolls-Royce with a driver.
A doll's voice for a fiver? I'm a genie, you don't have to pay £5. You wish is my command.

I wish to win the lottery.
 

Angela Channing

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Lights of crystal sheep? That's a difficult request but nothing is too difficult for me.



I wish for good health always.
 

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A wood shelf always? You must read a lot Angela :cool1 wish granted.



I wish for fresh flowers every day :pray:
 

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Flesh ploughers every May? You wish is my command and in two months time you will bit hit with scabies.

I wish for the end of all wars.
 

Michelle Stevens

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The end of doll stores? Sorry Toys' R Us. Poor kiddies, but your wish is my command.

I wish for eternal youth. :spinning:
 

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Infernal tooth? Wish granted, I'll change all you teeth to these.



I wish for a long life.
 

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Your wish is to "vote for Keith"?


your vote has been counted and your wish is granted :popcorn:





I wish for a pair of Jimmy Choos ;)
 

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A pair of skinny ewes? Your wish is my command.



I wish for steak and chips.
 

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I wish for - lots more wishes.
Pots for dishes? One of the strangest requests I've received. Well each to their own, wish granted!



I wish for a trip to Rome.
 

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A ship full of gnomes? :think: I'll do my best. Wish granted.



I wish for a Genie with better hearing.
 

Angela Channing

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A beanie with better earrings? OK, if that's what you want:



I wish for a hotter body.
 
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