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[Billy Wall]

Oswald Valentine

 

[Luke_Krebbs_Ewing]

W - Bobby got soaked in Water in that infamous shower scene!

 

[Taylor Bennett Jr.]

X - had they been available at the time, JR may well have reached for a Xanax after the slimy, vengeful Vaughn Leland emerged as one of his lenders as he borrowed heavily to buy all of the crude slated to go to Clayton's refineries in a devious ploy to get John Ross back to Southfork

 

[Michelle Stevens]

Y- JR barely escaped Haleyville and Cally's yokel brothers with his life in 1988.

 

[Lastkidpicked]

Y- JR barely escaped Haleyville and Cally's yokel brothers with his life in 1988.

Z
That storyline broke down into nothing more than a zarzuela.

The judge, sending down his verdict:

"As for you, Mr. . . . (looks down at his papers searching for the name) Mr. J.R. Ewing." Because nobody in Haleyville has ever heard of the Ewings!

And then the judge looks at Cally, who was the one violated: "For you, Callie Harper. I guess the shame is punishment enough for what you did."

Wait, what!?

Haleyville is one backwards town!

 

[DallasFanForever]

A- Alan Beam

 

[TheDeadBobby]

B- Bourbon and branch

 

[Taylor Bennett Jr.]

C - an angry but resolute Clayton confronted JR, demanding to know why he'd been buying up all the oil that would normally go to the Farlow refineries

 

[DallasFanForever]

D- is for Donna Krebbs

 

[Sarah]

E is for….

EWING!

 

[Luke_Krebbs_Ewing]

F is for Farlow Refineries.

 

[DallasFanForever]

G- is for Gary Ewing

 

[Taylor Bennett Jr.]

H - a noble and decent man, Clayton decided to keep his refinery staff on at half salary as Farlow Industries approached the brink of financial ruin in the face of JR's dangerous hoarding of crude

 

[Michelle Stevens]

I - Naldo Marchetta was an Italian noble.

 

[Luke_Krebbs_Ewing]

J is for John Ross Ewing II.

 

[DallasFanForever]

K- is for Katherine Wentworth

 

[Jon Ewing Jr.]

L for Land Down
Wasn't that where my avatar picture took place?

 

[Taylor Bennett Jr.]

M - Bobby arranged to buy baby Christopher from the shady Jeff Farraday for $25K cash in front of a giant microphone

(well, that or Reunion Tower)

 

[DallasFanForever]

N- is for Nicholas Pearce

 

[Lastkidpicked]

(well, that or Reunion Tower)

O
One of the best places for date night is the Reunion Tower.

They estimate that there are 700 marriage proposals each year.