Should Krystle have turned clairvoyant?

[Luke_Krebbs_Ewing]

Well, Krystle turning psychic would've been at least more interesting than 80% of her plotlines.

But could she have seen the plotlines coming!?!

Answers on a postcard!

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

Adriana sees Krystle in her crystal ball -- did anybody ever think about this?

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

And after Sammy Jo is shot at Delta Rho, she will explain at the hospital that the belt buckle Krystle gave her for her previous birthday slowed the bullet down and minimized the injury.

Then, in the first episode of Season 10, Blake learns at the hospital that the bullet from Captain Handler's gun was slowed by passing through Krystle's diary as it rested in Blake's overcoat pocket, minimalizing the injury.

So even comatotic in Switzerland, the not-quite-dead Krystle is protecting her family.

 

[Luke_Krebbs_Ewing]

Couldn't she do something really useful & get me this Saturday's lottery numbers!?!

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

Krystle's ball...



And I would have Aaron or Esther draped in a hoody cloak and offering psychic readings to Alexis at the Olde English Fayyyyyre in Season 8, like this:

You just have to know what to steal.

 

[Chris2]

Pyrokinesis. She could have shot fireballs at Alexis.

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

If Krystle's Season 2 headaches after her fall from Champ, which subsided until her Season 7 limousine accident which had the effect of exacerbating those headaches, lead to clairvoyant psychic healing during Season 8 -- compromising her role as Blake's campaign manager -- then the character has reached her tragic apotheosis as DYNASTY's holy oracle and martyr.

Especially if she (and not Sean) attempts to shoot Alexis in her Carlton suite at the end of Season 8 before Krystle disappears back to Ohio for a couple of episodes with no memory of what had occurred in Denver.

That makes the ease with which The Consortium in the 1991 REUNION (presumably the same mysterious European cabal searching for The Collection in Season 9 --- and phantom Season 10) manipulated Krystle, and her shattered psyche into targeting Blake, somehow more sensical ... and yet their love that lives forever would pull them through.

A love so pure. So deep. So eternal.


"Somebody just gave me a sex book!"

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

This is kind of amazing: someone has, quite eerily, combined their footage of Filioli and its gardens with the canned Youtube stock music that I always thought sounded like some version of "Krystle's Theme" (often found on those distraught pet videos, where a mange-y dog is lost, wet and hungry --- much like Krystle herself).

Talk about clairvoyance!

She must be out wandering somewhere across those Gesthemaniac granite outcroppings in the foothills just above the mansion, in her solemn search for wisdom and divine inspiration:

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

Obviously, the point of Krystle becoming a clairvoyant healer -- her angry sadness having been replaced with a holy countenance and an eventual reduction of shoulderpads -- is that all those head injuries, courtesy of Alexis, have made Krystle even more powerful in her way than Alexis could ever possibly have imagined.

Like Obi Wan Kenobi and Darth Vader. In sequins.

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

This is kind of amazing: someone has, quite eerily, combined their footage of Filioli and its gardens with the canned Youtube stock music that I always thought sounded like some version of "Krystle's Theme" (often found on those distraught pet videos, where a mange-y dog is lost, wet and hungry --- much like Krystle herself).

Talk about clairvoyance!

She must be out wandering somewhere across those Gesthemaniac granite outcroppings in the foothills just above the mansion, in her solemn search for wisdom and divine inspiration:

I hope Bill Conti has a deal worked out with Youtube. Otherwise, he should sue.