Yes, how about a glass of French wine please?
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Yes, how about a glass of French wine please?
Oh my word, will we cope?..Lol!
Oh Bunny! no!
We are going to need to take her right back to basics and teach her what is or isn't edible
Its too late now my friend, shes going to move in closer to us
... I am going to go all the way and wear a Bunny outfit, in honour of our Bunny and you of course
Despite the gremlins best efforts the poor blind dove is doing well. I visited him earlier and he was cooing
OMG! thats fab! no seizures here
Bunny is like a one woman disco
That looks amazing Bunny- Heather might come in handy next Easter.
Aw, you've got me filling up here (in a good way)
Do you think the cafe will survive another year ?
or will Bunny- Heather burn the place down?
I now know why I find partially chewed paper in the rubbish bins.
I've booked myself in for a course of relaxation classes to help me adjustShe'll be working with us even more.
Yes of course I will help.I'll help her move, the minions also wish to help. Not to be too nosy but I'm curious to see her belongings. Are you going to help us move Bunny Heather? It's two weeks from now.
Michelle is ready...
Yes, they will be perfect companions, my horse is so gentle and will fly beside the poor blind dove to guide him.He'll make a good farm companion to the magical horse.
Be prepared at this bunny themed day at the cafe. BTW, one bunny disco.
They have been popular with our younger customers, mainly children. Here we have some left over ....BTW, how are the bunny shaped sandwiches coming along if I may ask?
Well to be fully honest, Bunny Heather only put the whipped cream tails on and that took some training.
Love to you always my friend.
Lol!..I have no idea what the future holds for our little cafe, each day is so different. Hopefully we will continue to attract some VIP customers - my contact is still in contact with meI'm eager to see what happens. You are the captain and I'm ready to face the future with you.
What, no confidence in Bunny Heather's famous flaming spaghetti?
Can I tempt anyone to a cheese toastie?
Other fillings are available on request
Oh my, I wonder if she ever makes herself ill by doing this? Also, do you think BH had rabbits as a pet when growing up?
I've booked myself in for a course of relaxation classes to help me adjust
Yes of course I will help.
If you like I could get the use of the SC van? I wonder what Bunny-Heather's belongings are like and if she has many?
Wow, you are ready early are you not cold in that outfit?
Yes, they will be perfect companions, my horse is so gentle and will fly beside the poor blind dove to guide him.
They have been popular with our younger customers, mainly children. Here we have some left over ....
I refrained from over-praising Bunny- Heather as I didn't want her back-flipping again and even though it took her 3 hours to make ten edible sandwiches, she did well
Lol!..I have no idea what the future holds for our little cafe, each day is so different. Hopefully we will continue to attract some VIP customers - my contact is still in contact with me
The only person able to do the impossible and set fire to spaghetti is BH
Bunny is now talking about creating a Bunny-Cocktail (non-alcoholic) I think I need to recover from today before committing myself
Can I tempt anyone to a cheese toastie?
Other fillings are available on request
Considering what she eats, thank goodness for that!Bunny Heather seems to have a strong immune system.
Typical Heather- Bunny-ish names..Lol!Fluffy, Puffy, Whitey, Floppy, Momo, Snowball, Prince Albert (?), Smokey and Nibbles.
Forgive me, I think I will avoid the subjectThey are all dead, former pets but she will go on at length about them if one asks.
Oh wow, a bunny which Bunny doesn't like, I am shocked!She seems to have a deep suspicion of albino bunnies.
Bunny Heather said albino's are evil bunnies. She gets very series about this and I got a glimpse of her dark side.
It will be a fun day moving Bunny-Heather over to here and like you I want to see what she has...I knew you'd join in with the fun. LOL, I just want to see what she has to move.
That bed will fit into the SC van easily. I do wonder what would happen if our BH ever went off rabbits?? if she became bored of her obsession? I doubt that will ever happen thoughShe did say she had bunny bed that looks like this.
Michelle! you must take care of those keys, you didn't drop them on purpose did you?We'll I dropped my car keys again. It seems the SC Shirtless Firefighters like it when I do this and my outfit stresses from my toned physique. Men, they all think about one thing.
Wonderful! a happy endingI payed a quick visit to the SC Farm on Sunday and the poor blind dove was cooing as I arrived. He seems so happy and healthy now.
I do praise her, but stop doing so when I see a her eyes start to light upYou are so wise 'Lashes! That's been my weakness and have had to spend hours cleaning up because of the praises I give her.
Yes, shes not a speedy bunny thank goodness for those sweet minions who make up for Bunny's lack of speed.Wow, she remains a slow learner.
I agree, we do need another adventure I will put my thinking cap on and try to come up with something.We need another road trip this year. I just don't know where she should go? The SC Cafe van is too valuable to waste.
Thats a very cute bottleI'm eager to see how that turn out. Um, this could be handy....
I was hoping you wouldn't notice. I broke my own rule about wearing nail-varnish in the cafe. It will never happen again because I gave myself a good telling offPurple nails this weekend 'Lashes?
Typical Heather- Bunny-ish names..Lol!
Forgive me, I think I will avoid the subject
Oh wow, a bunny which Bunny doesn't like, I am shocked!
It will be a fun day moving Bunny-Heather over to here and like you I want to see what she has...
.not that I'm nosy or anything
That bed will fit into the SC van easily. I do wonder what would happen if our BH ever went off rabbits?? if she became bored of her obsession? I doubt that will ever happen though
Michelle! you must take care of those keys, you didn't drop them on purpose did you?
I do praise her, but stop doing so when I see a her eyes start to light up
Yes, shes not a speedy bunny thank goodness for those sweet minions who make up for Bunny's lack of speed.
I agree, we do need another adventure I will put my thinking cap on and try to come up with something.
Thats a very cute bottle
I've advised BH to have a good think and plan carefully how she will create a bunny-cocktail. Once shes completed her planning I might let her loose in the kitchen
I was hoping you wouldn't notice. I broke my own rule about wearing nail-varnish in the cafe. It will never happen again because I gave myself a good telling off
On this blazing hot day can I tempt anyone to an ice-cold freshly squeezed orange juice?
Please note lack of nail-varnish today
Prince Albert was very randomExcept for Prince Albert, they were all typical and without imagination.
Accidents?? OMG!Sadness as some I fear died due to accidents.
You asked?It stems from her brother having an albino rabbit that bit her three different times as a child. The reddish eyes makes her think they are evil. Yeah, I asked.
I get the impression this obsession has been lifelong. She showed me this photo when she was a child (twenty years ago) with Puffy,
Let me solve that problem for you my friend. This will hold your phone and keys without spoiling the look of your outfit....With this outfit I have little space for my keys and cell phone. I'm always dropping them.
I agree it is almost cruel, but I value my safety from those back flips. Once I see a gleam in BHs eyes I know she is about to flip, so I back off from the praise and distract her with something else.That's almost cruel. I have a way of feeding her self-esteem to an unhealthy level. Sometimes it has worked and other times not.
This is good news, indeedI do get good reports from our customers at the SC Motel about her porter/bellhop duties.
I do wonder if she will ever be safe to be left alone in the kitchen?...think I already know the answer to that one. It seems the Cafe, particularly the kitchen is a weak spot for our BH.
Oh I do like this idea, good one Michelle! maybe we could plan to travel to the final game? the actual world cup final? if anyone queries this.we could use the excuse that we are giving out flyers/leaflets to promote the SC cafe in Russia.I had thought about a World Cup drive with the SC Van to the stadiums that are closest to us. Kaliningrad or even Saint Petersburg could be accessed but it would take days of driving through France, Belgium, Germany, and Poland. We would need visas to enter Russia and Michelle doesn't speak much Russian.
Image the SC Cafe being advertised with World Cup Matryoshka Dolls.
It was BHs day off today, she said she was packing so I gave her a load of empty boxes, she also mentioned that she has almost perfected her Bunny Cocktail recipe - so watch this spaceYou're far braver then I. I'm eager to see how this bunny-cocktail turns out.
This is what you could have worn,
No lash-outs here Michelle, just humiliation and embarrassment for breaking my own rule regarding nail polishI hope that good telling off didn't result in a self Lash-out. That would have been a sight to see.
Prince Albert was very random
Accidents?? OMG!
We need to let Bunny know that she cannot keep rabbits in her new flat
You asked?
Aw, such a sweet photo she looks lost in happiness - I dread to think what happened to Puffy though.
Let me solve that problem for you my friend. This will hold your phone and keys without spoiling the look of your outfit....
^^ now you no longer have to drop things whenmythe firemen are around
and I got one for Bunny too...
I agree it is almost cruel, but I value my safety from those back flips. Once I see a gleam in BHs eyes I know she is about to flip, so I back off from the praise and distract her with something else.
I do wonder if she will ever be safe to be left alone in the kitchen?...think I already know the answer to that one
Oh I do like this idea, good one Michelle! maybe we could plan to travel to the final game? the actual world cup final? if anyone queries this.we could use the excuse that we are giving out flyers/leaflets to promote the SC cafe in Russia.
Its one heck of a drive though and I wonder if any airplanes transport vehicles? or failing that we could still fly and hire a vehicle at the other end? or do you prefer using the actual SC van?
It was BHs day off today, she said she was packing so I gave her a load of empty boxes, she also mentioned that she has almost perfected her Bunny Cocktail recipe - so watch this space
I might just copy that idea for tomorrows match against Belgium
No lash-outs here Michelle, just humiliation and embarrassment for breaking my own rule regarding nail polish
Half of me dreads the story..Lol!surely there is a story behind Prince Albert, the bunny.
Crushed? aw poor rabbit.I know one was crushed. In what manour , I don't know as of yet.
Absolutely. That way we know the rabbits would get the best care on the SC farm.Maybe she can have a rabbit/bunny pen at the SC Farm?
AwShe still has that same lost in happiness look whenever bunnies are mentioned.
OMG! I believed you for a second and thought BHs dark side was unravelingThat was the last photo of Puffy alive. She squeezed the very life out of Puffy in that actual photo.
Maybe I should be around when the firemen are here instead of you Michelle? I am busy building a positive relationship with each member of the crew...for the benefit of the SC cafe, of course.But they like me wiggling around, looking for my keys. Some men are so weak.
I avoided the flips, although my ribs still ache from all the hugs, she is soooo strong!OMG, she's going to adore this! Prepare for some flips of joy and many loving hugs.
Yes, why not? 10,000 posts feels impossible right now and if BH hasn't acquired the skills to run the cafe by this time, then we will be in huge troubleI think when we hit 10,000 in the 10,000 thread we can let Bunny Heather run a shift at the SC Cafe. What do you think?
Shall we book two business class flights ?Hmm....maybe a flight to Moscow is the best way to get there. A road trip through all those countries sounds like fun but it would take us away from the SC Cafe for days. The Russian visa could be tricky but I think they have a waiver for World Cup fans.
The wait is over, here are Bunny-Heathers (secret recipe) non-alcoholic bunny cocktails....OMG, I'm eager to see how her cocktail turns out. BH has put so much work into this.
Oh noThose boxes may have nibble marks on them before too long.
I know you weren't criticising my wearing of polish although, I can't afford to take chances with our food hygiene policy. So I'll just give myself one last punishment and now I can forgive myself..Lol!Aww, don't be too hard on yourself. The colour is what prompted my curiosity, purple?
Half of me dreads the story..Lol!
Crushed? aw poor rabbit.
Absolutely. That way we know the rabbits would get the best care on the SC farm.
OMG! I believed you for a second and thought BHs dark side was unraveling
Maybe I should be around when the firemen are here instead of you Michelle? I am busy building a positive relationship with each member of the crew...for the benefit of the SC cafe, of course.
I avoided the flips, although my ribs still ache from all the hugs, she is soooo strong!
Yes, why not? 10,000 posts feels impossible right now and if BH hasn't acquired the skills to run the cafe by this time, then we will be in huge trouble
Shall we book two business class flights ?
after all this will be an official business trip on behalf of promoting the SC cafe
The wait is over, here are Bunny-Heathers (secret recipe) non-alcoholic bunny cocktails....
I am sworn to secrecy regarding the ingredients however, I can assure you they are drinkable and Bunny has a thing for blue food colouring
I know you weren't criticising my wearing of polish although, I can't afford to take chances with our food hygiene policy. So I'll just give myself one last punishment and now I can forgive myself..Lol!
fattest bunny?I didn't get the information on how Prince Albert got his name but I get the impression he was her fattest bunny.
Oh my, oh my! oh my!!She also accidentally poisoned one too.
Lol!.....I was talking about Bunny pens like this.
Of course I'm kidding.
That looks perfect, lots of room for the rabbits and the fence is see-through so they can be seen at all times Bunny- Heather will flip for hours when she sees thisThis is the bunny pen in mind for our Bunny Heather.
Don't forget you need to wear the SC uniform at all times and that we have a no lifting/bending/twisting policy in placeAll Michelle has to do and wear a nice skirt or bend or twist in a certain way and they'll come back.
I will, thank you.Have you're fun with them my friend.
What have we created?Bunny Heather is indeed strong. With her abundant energy and strength, she can be highly dangerous. We need to keep our distance if she gets excited. I often ask her 'how is my strong bunny?' She then pull her sleeve up and flex her bicep and say 'Strong bunny' repeatedly.
We'll she got excited the other day and just tore off her sleeve and went around the whole day with just one shirt sleeve. So if you come in and she has one sleeve, it's partially my fault. Oh, bunny.
Once I've finished my shift here I will go on-line and get two tickets for business classOh, yes indeed! It's about time we travel in business class.
Erm....no, not really, although, I tried one myself at it was fine, I think the colour put a lot of people off. To be fair to Bunny she did want pink food colouring and we didn't have any. She worked hard to create those cocktails - planning prior to starting and then spending 4 hours in the kitchen mixing the ingredients. Once she decides that she is going to do something she gives it her allDo the patrons like this new bunny cocktail?
Oh my goodness! these are fantastic! they are so clever did they take long to make?I've been thinking over what to make for our Moscow World Cup appearance and also to make some World Cup food, snacks for here at the SC Cafe. I, with the help of BH we made this for the SC Shirtless Firefighters while they watch the games. They are having friends over too. 35 of them in total.
Great idea MichelleIt's on a rolling table. I told them you and I would bring it over when it was completed.
fattest bunny?
Oh my, oh my! oh my!!
We might need to investigate this further, for the sake of our little cafe and the customers - if BH has poisoned something before then could she be a risk (more than she already is ) working here?
That looks perfect, lots of room for the rabbits and the fence is see-through so they can be seen at all times Bunny- Heather will flip for hours when she sees this
Don't forget you need to wear the SC uniform at all times and that we have a no lifting/bending/twisting policy in place
I will, thank you.
What have we created?
.. I find it easy to forgive her because she makes me laugh so much!
Once I've finished my shift here I will go on-line and get two tickets for business class
Erm....no, not really, although, I tried one myself at it was fine, I think the colour put a lot of people off. To be fair to Bunny she did want pink food colouring and we didn't have any. She worked hard to create those cocktails - planning prior to starting and then spending 4 hours in the kitchen mixing the ingredients. Once she decides that she is going to do something she gives it her all
Secretly. I poured six of her cocktails away, I wanted BH to think some customers had drunk them. We must never tell her this.
Oh my goodness! these are fantastic! they are so clever did they take long to make?
Great idea Michelle
I am off now, to get myself online for those two business class tickets
I have been given a photo of BH's Prince Albert.
Bunny Heather had a habit of overfeeding some of her bunnies.
I am sure you will get the truth from BH in your usual caring and tactful mannerI believe the poisoned bunny was from years ago when BH thought like a child ..... oh, I see. It's a very sensitive subject so I'll get more facts in a delicate way.
Nooooo! OMG! has the poisoning begun?BTW, I did find one of those bunny pens in a pizza we made the other day.
...especially when the firefighters are hereI do need to review the wording of the no lifting/bending/twisting policy.
These four asked for you after the delivery of the World Cup party snack station.
.. does she ever stop? and no, I still can't dance like Bunny HeatherNow Dance!!!
Do you know what, I'm going to surprise myself here, because I like it Bunny might be onto a winner with this style!see this as Bunny Heather fashion,
I asked her the last time she tore her sleeve off if she wanted to replace her uniform and she said she liked the one sleeve look. She may be onto something, a trend.
Lol!..you have so much patience MichelleSix hours! Bunny thought football was American football and we had to change a few things. There were some mistakes and of course she likes throwing food when she gets frustrated. We had fun though.
If the shirtless firefighters would like another then they shall have one, I am happy to serve them this timeThe SC Shirtless Firefighters sure liked it (and us). They have asked for another one for the weekend.
Prince Albert certainly was pudgy I can imagine BH overfeeding them through misguided love.
I am sure you will get the truth from BH in your usual caring and tactful manner
Nooooo! OMG! has the poisoning begun?
...especially when the firefighters are here
..thats Joe, Seb, Mark and Dan I've got to know them quite well, foodwise
.. does she ever stop? and no, I still can't dance like Bunny Heather
Do you know what, I'm going to surprise myself here, because I like it Bunny might be onto a winner with this style!
If the shirtless firefighters would like another then they shall have one, I am happy to serve them this time
Before I forget -
I have purchased two business class tickets to Russia and we fly one day before the world cup final
They were very expensive I will worry about that later
Don't forget we have air-con here in the cafe and are now serving ice-cold freshly squeezed juice. Other beverages and summer snacks are also .available.
Aw! well done Michelle, this is wonderful! now I can see Bunny Heathers past familyI was lucky enough to get images of them all except Fluffy.
Is poor Whitney still on the run I wonder..Lol!Nibbles- her longest lived bunny, one of her 'fatso' bunnies.
Momo- One of her favourites.
Puffy- Another favourite and a 'fatso'.
Floppy- A lop-eared 'fatso'
Whitey- This one ran away from her and it devastated her for weeks.
Prince Albert- The senior 'fatso' of her bunnies.
Smokey- One of her favourites.
Snowball- This is the one she poisoned with feeding it abundant chocolate on Easter. She also cut it's right ear with scissors as she thought, at the time, rabbit ears were made of all hair. She also put eye-liner around this poor bunny's eyes as she wanted her to look pretty. To note, she was a child at the time.
This is good and she is always brutally honest with you Michelle. Think I will leave that side of Bunny Heathers life to you my friendShe was eager to tell me about her bunnies.
...quick hide that pie away, destroy it!This was a typical Wednesday. We found a bolt in a small pie. We don't know how that got there. That pie seemed heavier than the others.
No, no don't bother, you deserve to rest up I am always available and ready to serve our brave firefightersWe'll see if I can get their attention with some other body movement.
Any information you require regarding the firefighters just ask meIt's nice to finally know their names. LOL! You never cease to amaze me 'Lashes!
Bunny Heather must not find this out, thats our secretYou were dancing very well in the Last post thread
Lol!.. she is a mighty strong woman!For the most part when Bunny Heather tears her sleeve off it's much more frayed than this image has it. It's not so clean and cut. I am surprised with how quick she can tear her sleeve off.
She really doesn't care does she, even when the customers stareIt's so funny to see her the rest of the day just walking around with her duties with only one sleeve.
Thank you Michelle, could it be ready by Thursday instead please ? we will be busy preparing for our adventure to Russia on FridayI've already begun the preparations for the next football snack table for them. Do you want to deliver it on Friday? We need the SC Cafe Van for this job.
Mmm..You always find a way to pay for these trips.
Aw! well done Michelle, this is wonderful! now I can see Bunny Heathers past family
Is poor Whitney still on the run I wonder..Lol!
..and as for poor, poor Snowball, he became the bunny she experimented on, hope his ear healed
I can see we are going to need to have BH supervised when she visits her bunnies on the SC farm
This is good and she is always brutally honest with you Michelle. Think I will leave that side of Bunny Heathers life to you my friend
...quick hide that pie away, destroy it!
If word gets out on the other forums about this atrocity we could be shut down in the meantime we need to discover how this happened?
No, no don't bother, you deserve to rest up I am always available and ready to serve our brave firefighters
Any information you require regarding the firefighters just ask me
Bunny Heather must not find this out, thats our secret
Lol!.. she is a mighty strong woman!
She really doesn't care does she, even when the customers stare
Thank you Michelle, could it be ready by Thursday instead please ? we will be busy preparing for our adventure to Russia on Friday
Mmm..
I haven't come up with anything yet, but, if any Moderators are reading this then please don't worry I will reimburse SC somehow for the two business class flights soon
Can I tempt anyone to one of our Ice-cream cupcakes....
or maybe a retro Knickerbocker glory...
Other cold and hot snacks are available
Its perfect!I thought this would be helpful when Bunny Heather started to talk about her bunnies. You now have a visual reference of sorts.
Thank goodness, I've been worrying about Snowball. I wonder why Whitney ran away?Yes, Snowball healed fine from her mishap with the scissors and belief that she needed to be the bunny's barber.
The hugging could be dangerous because we both know how strong Bunny Heather is .. even if she doesn'tWell as you can see her major misstep with bunny care is her urge to overfeed them. Misguided love indeed. She also likes to hug them and now that could be an issue too.
How dare those gremlins try to ruin our reputation! If this is true then we need to retaliate. I think they might be jealous of what we have achieved here with our cafe, when all they have is an out of date spam buffet!!We have noticed new delivery people in the SC Cafe and one of them my be working for the VIP forum and trying to sabotage the cafe.
Of course I do, my friends always come first and I know how demanding those firefighters can beMy friend Long Lashes always looking after the welfare of her friends first..... I think.....hey!?
She seems to gain more strength every day, is there no end to how strong she will become?'Strong bunny'..... that's the trigger for her to rip the sleeve off. It is odd in the areas were Bunny Heather seems to excel such as her gym routines and her duties at the SC Motel.
Besides food I'm working on finishing-up our SC Cafe Matryoshka dolls. Bunny Heather helped and of course came up with these....
Thank goodness, I've been worrying about Snowball. I wonder why Whitney ran away?
The hugging could be dangerous because we both know how strong Bunny Heather is .. even if she doesn't
How dare those gremlins try to ruin our reputation! If this is true then we need to retaliate. I think they might be jealous of what we have achieved here with our cafe, when all they have is an out of date spam buffet!!
Of course I do, my friends always come first and I know how demanding those firefighters can be
She seems to gain more strength every day, is there no end to how strong she will become?
Aw, I love these .
.... and thank you, hopefully the football fans will like these because I still need to recoup the cost of our plane tickets
Do you think the sweet minions will cope whilst we are away?
I am off to pack for our next adventure!
Yes, tread carefully my friend, this is a sensitive issueI'll have to inquire on my Whitey ran away as she can be sensitive about this issue. A bunny rejecting her.
... how will you do this? can you de-strong Bunny Heather? .... lol!I need to balance out her gym routine before she become dangerous to us all.
Phew! thank goodness I didn't have a lash-out on our trip to the cup final - at least I don't think I did?Oh no, the red face and pounding fist. I sense the Enforcer wants to be released from within you. One doesn't want to bottle-up the Enforcer for too long or else a lash-out could occur over a trivial, minour issue. Maybe when we get back from Russia this weekend we'll work on that.
We are on to you Gremlins!! ... watch your step!!Indeed, they have gone too far with somehow slipping bolts into our food.
Thats such a relief to hear so does this mean BH cannot become even stronger?I think she's finally plateaued with her strength. Strong enough to carry the luggage with ease and to be strong enough for her Bunny Girl, superhero, persona.
Aw it was wonderful! we completely sold out of the Matryoshka dolls, which means I've manged to recoup half of the fare for our business class seats ....It's a shame this is such a last minute trip but we'll have fun.
The sweet minions are little stars they managed to keep the other businesses open and also keep BH safe! Maybe we should've brought them some gifts back from Russia?We may have to close the SC Cafe over the weekend as BH and minions can't run such an operation. They should do okay with the other SC businesses. Hopefully.
I did do and you were late which is why I had to drive so speedy to the airport.Please, pick me up on your way to the airport.
Fab!I was at my local county fair this week and came across these for out Bunny Heather.
Yes they must be from both of us to save you getting any injuries whilst being thanked by an over- excited Bunny-Heather ... lets share the dangerThese four poor bunnies I found at the fair and purchased them for her in the SC Farm. I put those dirty,rusty old cages in my lovely car. Not easy. One thing, they have to be from both of us. I totally fear the explosion of joy that could come if it were only form one of us. Her joy, plus her strength can be a dangerous combination.
Of courseAre you okay if they are at the SC Farm for her and a gift to her from the two of us for leaving her while we go to Moscow?
You are so thoughtfulWhen I saw them all I thougth about was our beloved Bunny Heather.