Snarky Oracle!
Telly Talk Supreme
On FALCON CREST, you had that nazi treasure buried under the estate. On DYNASTY, you had that Nazi treasure buried under the estate.
KNOTS LANDING didn't need a huge family secret because it wasn't about a family.
But what was the biggest secret amongst the Ewings? And where was the secret kept?
"Boy -- I gotta buncha them multi-colored dildoes buried out in a vault under Two Stick pastures. Got 'em from Digger, but that dun'n matter anymore. Your mama doesn't know anything about 'em, and she dun'n need to. Now, I'm givin' you the job of diggin' those things up outta the ground and disposin' of 'em before Miss Ellie expands her dandelion garden out into those parts next spring. Now, do you unnerstand, J.R., or am I gonna have to break it down to you in simple English?: don't screw it up this time!"
KNOTS LANDING didn't need a huge family secret because it wasn't about a family.
But what was the biggest secret amongst the Ewings? And where was the secret kept?
"Boy -- I gotta buncha them multi-colored dildoes buried out in a vault under Two Stick pastures. Got 'em from Digger, but that dun'n matter anymore. Your mama doesn't know anything about 'em, and she dun'n need to. Now, I'm givin' you the job of diggin' those things up outta the ground and disposin' of 'em before Miss Ellie expands her dandelion garden out into those parts next spring. Now, do you unnerstand, J.R., or am I gonna have to break it down to you in simple English?: don't screw it up this time!"
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