Hmm, so the sweet piece about giving away someone else's roof is correct, and the whole thing about "it's legal not to pay your water bill" is the gold. The bit about Royal Mail vehicles can park wherever the driver fancies is enshrined in common law.... go park the Royal Mail vehicle on Heathrow's active runway. 3 seconds later a trigger happy rozzer from the Met Police will shove his Glock up your sphincter. Who wants an extra ring pieces right?
This guy was one thick c***, I'm being sincere as I've known him since 1987 until I gave up all hope and f***ed him off. The moon thing I'm not buying, it's beaucoup nonsense he got a semiskilled proctologist to pull out, and.... I'll stop here as frankly the man was dumb as (words can't capture the jizz he spouted)
He took legal advice from a bus driver and wound up in prison making sweet but surprised love with the whole wing down HMP Winchester. So having a slack backdoor probably helps to pullout his shite. Prison worked for this twit in unexpected ways... the win.
