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As will I in a few weeks time o_O

Just keep yourself strapped in leather (and the weight down) and you'll be fine.

And, speaking of prayers, pray for my carbohydrate addiction. I'd switch over to heroin, but I think that's more expensive.

 
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Hmm... my crystal ball has the same accuracy as Horoscopes. If one believes in Horoscopes, that's their choice. I used to know someone that believed that the moon was subject to copyright and possession of or making counterfeit moon rock was a crime.

And as always Jah will provide the bread.
 
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That is correct.
Hmm, so the sweet piece about giving away someone else's roof is correct, and the whole thing about "it's legal not to pay your water bill" is the gold. The bit about Royal Mail vehicles can park wherever the driver fancies is enshrined in common law.... go park the Royal Mail vehicle on Heathrow's active runway. 3 seconds later a trigger happy rozzer from the Met Police will shove his Glock up your sphincter. Who wants an extra ring pieces right?

This guy was one thick c***, I'm being sincere as I've known him since 1987 until I gave up all hope and f***ed him off. The moon thing I'm not buying, it's beaucoup nonsense he got a semiskilled proctologist to pull out, and.... I'll stop here as frankly the man was dumb as (words can't capture the jizz he spouted)

He took legal advice from a bus driver and wound up in prison making sweet but surprised love with the whole wing down HMP Winchester. So having a slack backdoor probably helps to pullout his shite. Prison worked for this twit in unexpected ways... the win.
 

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Hmm, so the sweet piece about giving away someone else's roof is correct, and the whole thing about "it's legal not to pay your water bill" is the gold. The bit about Royal Mail vehicles can park wherever the driver fancies is enshrined in common law.... go park the Royal Mail vehicle on Heathrow's active runway. 3 seconds later a trigger happy rozzer from the Met Police will shove his Glock up your sphincter. Who wants an extra ring pieces right?

This guy was one thick c***, I'm being sincere as I've known him since 1987 until I gave up all hope and f***ed him off. The moon thing I'm not buying, it's beaucoup nonsense he got a semiskilled proctologist to pull out, and.... I'll stop here as frankly the man was dumb as (words can't capture the jizz he spouted)

He took legal advice from a bus driver and wound up in prison making sweet but surprised love with the whole wing down HMP Winchester. So having a slack backdoor probably helps to pullout his shite. Prison worked for this twit in unexpected ways... the win.

I don't understand any of that. But I'm glad you wrote it.
 
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I don't understand any of that. But I'm glad you wrote it.
That's not a surprise to me as, like here, in the real world I get the same response. I'm saying I get that response regular. You are in esteemed company.

That said, I had a good laugh at you reply. The chuckle was most welcome and enjoyed.
 

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I'm going to convince my sister (a cancer) to leave her husband (a scorpio) for me (a taurus). I'm sure this will go well.
 

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OMG -- they're all doomed!!
Err, be a more specific please?

I mean, I loathe my sister's husband because he's a cheat and... well, I don't like him. I hope he dies. But I do like my sister and she likes me and we just do fun things together, so what's the doomed part?
 

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Err, be a more specific please?

I mean, I loathe my sister's husband because he's a cheat and... well, I don't like him. I hope he dies. But I do like my sister and she likes me and we just do fun things together, so what's the doomed part?

She sounds lovely. He sounds like a scoundrel.

But birth years just aren't enough.
 
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