Unused names you'd like for characters on DYNASTY

[Snarky Oracle!]

Someone told me that they'd first heard about DYNASTY when one of her friends said, "You've got to watch this show called 'Dynasty' -- it's on Wednesday night and they've got characters with names like 'Farberware'!"

What exotic names they never used would you like to have heard.

You've heard some of mine before:

Fox
Emerald
Rubenstein ("Ruby")
Jade
Opal
Sapphire

There would be no "Jackie" or "Bart" and no princes would be named "Michael."

 

[Zara]

Since the show already had unusual soap-names; Blake, Fallon, Krystle, Kirby, I think Marnie (already been up on the forum), Rock, Dolly, Goldie would have worked. Dynasty feels innovative when it comes to names.

 

[Willie Oleson]

Salamandra (of course)
Lucifer
Perfidia
Adelheid
Narcisse
Sunday
Sphinx
Jupiter
Fabuloise
Leif

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

Have we done this topic before, I mean since the site crashed a year ago?

 

[Alexis]

Poly-Ester Poontang could have been Alexis' evil twin.

 

[Toni]

- Dorky Aynders (Kirby´s "smart" sister)
- Krypton Grant (Krystle´s zodiac-maniac grandmother)
- Lady Parsley Flatass (Ashley´s best friend)
- Woody Tooly (one of Caress´s toyboys)
- Lubey Fuller (Luke´s brother, the one who uses "lub" for his hair)
- Josephine de la Lexi (Joseph´s secret identity when he goes cross-dressing and sings at gay bars)
- Aubergine de la Bitch (Leslie´s former lesbian lover) (...where did I hear this name before...?)

 

[Alexis]

Rose Gold sounds like a Dynasty character.

Of course she has a cheap trashy sister, Rolled Gold.

 

[Alexis]

Vin Dicktiv could have a 10 episode arc as a not very nice man.

 

[Willie Oleson]

Brass Copperfield

 

[Alexis]

Brass Copperfield

But she must be referred to as, "That two bit Brass! Copperfield!"

 

[Alexis]

Tundra Carrington.

 

[Alexis]

Solstice Colby.

 

[Willie Oleson]

Midnight Dexter.

 

[Willie Oleson]

Have we done this topic before, I mean since the site crashed a year ago?

Many times, I think. And also many times before the crash. But since no-one protests, we can get away with it

 

[Alexis]

Maximillian Vermilion Carrington III

 

[Alexis]

Claudette Colby-Colbert - Grand Duchess of Greater Moldavia and Lesser Ludwigstein.


I could actually do this ALL DAY!

 

[Alexis]

Prunella Thunderpelt.

 

[Willie Oleson]

I could actually do this ALL DAY!

Yes, I want to stop but the site doesn't go down.

Deruso Deveraux
Ernest Grant
Mordred Morell

 

[Willie Oleson]

Mark "!" Exclamation

 

[Willie Oleson]

Marie-Amourella De Petit-Peu D'Argent (that French whore!)