Bitch Mode Who wants flowers??

[Rodney Smithe]

I want to begin this thread by apologizing Emelee for neglecting you the last couple of days. I have been super busy with all the drama and pressure in my line of work...let's just say that working in my line of work can be hazardous and annoying amd protecting this guy can be interesting!

Anyway, I digress! I am not going to give you a bunch of cheesy flowers every day, but you deserve much better than that!
Here is my gift to you to show you how much I adore you and want to be with you...and..I'm kinda a big deal! You see...I know people and I want you to know them too. The first person I would introduce you too is my good friend Leo!

Yeah..he is hot, but not as hot as me!
Stay tuned because there are a lot more treats in store for you, my darling!
xoxo, Rodney

 

[Emelee]

Serenading me with celebs, eh? Might work, or might not. We'll see.

 

[Jean-Crème De La Crème]

I am not going to give you a bunch of cheesy flowers every day, but you deserve much better than that!

It depends on the person who gives the flowers. If that person would be you, it would completely fall flat.
And hiding behind Leonardo DiCaprio is not very masculine.
Actually, I shouldn't be saying this because it gives you the opportunity to correct your errors. Then again, a train wreck is a train wreck

 

[Rodney Smithe]

It depends on the person who gives the flowers. If that person would be you, it would completely fall flat.
And hiding behind Leonardo DiCaprio is not very masculine.
Actually, I shouldn't be saying this because it gives you the opportunity to correct your errors. Then again, a train wreck is a train wreck

Talk about bitchy...

 

[Emelee]

Where's the popcorn?! Someone give me popcorn!!

 

[Duane Bendix]

Where's the popcorn?! Someone give me popcorn!!

Come over here and share my bowl.