Since we’re off the record on this Lashes, I didn’t know how to quote a post until about two months ago. I could not figure it out.
I think its hard when we first join a forum, there are so many new things to get used to.
Although, no one minds if not everyone can use the functions, the main thing is the person and you DFF have fitted in on TT so well. Some people are not bothered about wanting to use the functions either which is fine too.
And I was so embarrassed to ask, which is even more stupid.
Its not stupid at all, it can be difficult to ask for help, especially if we are a new member and even if others encourage us to do so.
I will just say (one last time, I promise not to keep mentioning it

) I am more than happy to explain anything you want to learn, as I'm sure are the other members on here, just so long as you know my friend and you can ask on here or privately by PM if you prefer.
Funny you should say this, because when I was growing up in that house there was a big debate about calling it North Fork as a spoof on South Fork. I thought it was the dumbest thing I ever heard but my grandfather loved it. Luckily he came to his senses. I loved Dallas but I wasn’t calling my house North Fork. Of course for the rest of her life my mom terrorized me by calling it North Fork in my presence. She even wrote it on the back of every picture of the house that we own.
North Fork? that's incredible

I imagine it must bring back some happy memories too.
From now on when I see your avatar I'm going to think ... "
there goes DFF with his North Fork ranch" 
in all seriousness though, it is a stunning house and area you grew up in.
Enjoy your weekend, I hope you have some days of rest.