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<blockquote data-quote="Willie Oleson" data-source="post: 236943" data-attributes="member: 8">Yesterday I came up with the brilliant idea of sampling NuDynasty season 3 - after all, how bad could it be?Unfortunately it was bad, but it also reminded me of this entertainingly awful Sci Fi show.So bad it&#039;s surreal, like, what happens if you send the kids from NuDynasty into space because they have to save the universe.There is some kind of overall plot but I keep forgetting what it is unless they mention it. The dialogue is mostly bitchy and hysterical, they don&#039;t know any other emotions, and an ALIEN style horror scene, which has a bizarre and dead-end edit, is forgotten about in the next scene.Ah, because now they have to navigate through a rain of big space rocks. And that also just...stops!Things aren&#039;t looking much better on earth, but the alien disaster scenario only affects two characters: a young, bearded scientist (the beard makes him look so scientist-y) and a cool chick/unofficial reporter/media influencer played by Selma Blair. Move over, Fempire!Surprisingly enough I find her believable as the sassy cool media chick HARPER GLASS.[ATTACH=full]22479[/ATTACH]And with a name like that I want her to spin-off to a The Colbys remake.Some of the astronauts wear military bikinis for no other reason than to show sweat and flesh wounds, but overall it&#039;s completely sex-less.The state-of-the-art spaceship itself looks like a MacDonald&#039;s that operates on hydraulic power, and there&#039;s Lord knows how many new characters sleeping a cyber-coma sleep in a cupboard.Because of a virus crisis they need a virus crisis expert and they simply take him out of that cupboard. Yes!He injectes himself with the virus...because, something...and then he dies….because, something….and then they realize they can be cured by gamma radiation from a specific planet (just around the corner), and that very healing process looks like a musical being interrupted by a tornado.There&#039;s also a hologram character who can fix everything in case everything else fails, and he&#039;s programmed to speak with a posh British accent.They are currently filming season 2.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Willie Oleson, post: 236943, member: 8"] Yesterday I came up with the brilliant idea of sampling NuDynasty season 3 - after all, how bad could it be? Unfortunately it [I]was [/I] bad, but it also reminded me of this entertainingly awful Sci Fi show. So bad it's surreal, like, what happens if you send the kids from NuDynasty into space because they have to save the universe. There is some kind of overall plot but I keep forgetting what it is unless they mention it. The dialogue is mostly bitchy and hysterical, they don't know any other emotions, and an ALIEN style horror scene, which has a bizarre and dead-end edit, is forgotten about in the next scene. Ah, because now they have to navigate through a rain of big space rocks. And that also just...stops! Things aren't looking much better on earth, but the alien disaster scenario only affects two characters: a young, bearded scientist (the beard makes him look so scientist-y) and a cool chick/unofficial reporter/media influencer played by Selma Blair. Move over, Fempire! Surprisingly enough I find her believable as the sassy cool media chick HARPER GLASS. [ATTACH type="full"]22479[/ATTACH] And with a name like that I want her to spin-off to a The Colbys remake. Some of the astronauts wear military bikinis for no other reason than to show sweat and flesh wounds, but overall it's completely sex-less. The state-of-the-art spaceship itself looks like a MacDonald's that operates on hydraulic power, and there's Lord knows how many new characters sleeping a cyber-coma sleep in a cupboard. Because of a virus crisis they need a virus crisis expert and they simply take him out of that cupboard. Yes! He injectes himself with the virus...because, something...and then he dies….because, something….and then they realize they can be cured by gamma radiation from a specific planet (just around the corner), and that very healing process looks like a musical being interrupted by a tornado. There's also a hologram character who can fix everything in case everything else fails, and he's programmed to speak with a posh British accent. They are currently filming season 2. [/QUOTE]

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