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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Biggie" data-source="post: 274109" data-attributes="member: 24034">Ah Michelle, The Lovely. I heard that Maoist fellows in a far-flung land had ideas above their station in life. I rejoice in the fact that you are safe and well, mega wrong about the Queen thing, but your physical wellbeing is the thing to celebrate, your deluded ideas that you are the "Queen of ALL Hotness" is best described as the ramblings of a mad 'unJust before you went travelling to places on a map, there was special sitting of the Committee, chaired by The Material Girl, with The Game Lord, Dr Greenthumb, Sk8ter Boi, The Woman In Love and The Shewolf all attending. And of course some Maoist fellows were invited to sit with the Committee under the Lightning Tree. We ruminated over great matters of state, while enjoying the fruits of Dr Greenthumb's labours. With so many powerful minds sharing their insight, knowledge and the peace pipe, how could anyone find fault with their unanimous vote to install me into the position that is being claimed by mad 'un.I thank you for standing for me during the dark days of wondering the Badlands alone, my shadow even denied my its company. But I hear that Shadow now runs a profitable brothel. Go figure.The Robbery Expert is back, and with the backing of the Committee, I'm ready for you to recognise Biggie as the right and proper person to hold the disputed accolade.Be a lamb and don't send no bad Juju my way.</blockquote>