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Message: <blockquote data-quote="DallasFanForever" data-source="post: 362788" data-attributes="member: 13221">I forgot about this one. Now I gotta deal with two of them again!!The only person I’ve ever seen attempt murder, not succeed yet still brag about it. On some level I do have to respect this though. I wouldn’t be so sure about that Lashes! When you pushed me off that cliff to what you thought was my death 916,052 feet below you forgot to realize that at the very bottom of that cliff was a pile of squished snails to cushion my fall. They took me in and patched up my broken clavicle, separated shoulder, severed hip bone, dislocated knee, the contusion on my external occipital protuberance, bruised vertebrae, ruptured aorta, fractured jaw, damaged spleen, cut wrist and most importantly the boo boo on my left pinky finger. And once that all healed I somehow climbed my way back up to the top of Hotness Mountain to retrieve my crown!!  (Actually I took the stairs cause I still couldn’t climb yet per doctor’s orders)</blockquote>