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<blockquote data-quote="Snarky Oracle!" data-source="post: 441322" data-attributes="member: 57984">There are people who were glad to see Melissa go (not me, by the way) because her character had become too outrageous and shrill. But I say: fix the writing for her.My alternative Season 7 would have Emma, Julia and Melissa diagnosed with brain tumors, thanks to the nuclear waste Jacqueline had maliciously buried under the vineyards 35 years earlier (the real reason Jacqueline wanted Chase and his family to leave the valley). Julia and Emma undergo brain surgery and those tumors are removed; Melissa refuses, her condition exacerbating into hallucinations and wild stories which could be delusions or lies (THE COLBYS&#039; FallonNumber2&#039;s UFO plotline should have instead happened on FALCON CREST to Melissa, who may-or-may-not believe her baby is an alien). And as that Strontium-90 leaks into the chardonnay, customers begin exploding in Spontaneous Human Combustion (the very term would cause my old roommate to sputter into giggles) and even the wildlife around the winery is affected. And imagine the PR problems!!I swear I&#039;d do it.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Snarky Oracle!, post: 441322, member: 57984"] There are people who were glad to see Melissa go (not me, by the way) because her character had become too outrageous and shrill. But I say: fix the writing for her. My alternative Season 7 would have Emma, Julia and Melissa diagnosed with brain tumors, thanks to the nuclear waste Jacqueline had maliciously buried under the vineyards 35 years earlier (the [B][I]real[/I][/B] reason Jacqueline wanted Chase and his family to leave the valley). Julia and Emma undergo brain surgery and those tumors are removed; Melissa refuses, her condition exacerbating into hallucinations and wild stories which could be delusions or lies (THE COLBYS' FallonNumber2's UFO plotline should have instead happened on FALCON CREST to Melissa, who may-or-may-not believe her baby is an alien). And as that Strontium-90 leaks into the chardonnay, customers begin exploding in Spontaneous Human Combustion (the very term would cause my old roommate to sputter into giggles) and even the wildlife around the winery is affected. And imagine the PR problems!! I swear I'd do it. [/QUOTE]

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