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Message: <blockquote data-quote="James from London" data-source="post: 47976" data-attributes="member: 22"><p>Nov 95. Ian calls his new chip shop Cindy's. Cindy calls Ian selfish, awful, pathetic, horrible, totally self centred and a pig. David calls Ian the most boring husband in the world. David calls Cindy a flaming labrador. Cindy calls David too selfish to care about anyone but himself. Cindy calls herself a silly little tart. Cindy calls Phil and Kathy's unborn child Damien from The Omen. Grant calls Robbie Barbara Woodhouse and a dipstick. Grant calls Nigel an unemployed suicidal single parent. Arthur calls Pauline an Exocet missile. Gita calls Arthur the next mayor of Walford. Pat calls being in love the best thing in the world. Ted calls Pat hard as nails. Sonia calls her trumpet rubbish. Felix calls Sonia's trumpet an instrument to be proud of. Sonia calls Felix weird and a pervert. Arthur takes Pauline to see The Seventh Seal. Arthur gets arrested. Freda's pups are stillborn. Ian grows a moustache.</p></blockquote><p></p>