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Message: <blockquote data-quote="James from London" data-source="post: 48598" data-attributes="member: 22"><p>Dec 95. Pauline calls herself the Archbishop of Canterbury. Arthur calls himself an innocent man. Pauline calls Arthur a wonderful man. Selina Cadell calls Arthur a family man, and a trusted and respected member of his community. Mervyn calls Arthur the Walford One and a bit of a twit. Kathy calls Mervyn a sewer rat. Robbie calls Arthur a decent bloke. Felix calls Arthur a very nice bloke. Clare calls Felix a weirdo. Janine calls herself the ghost of Felix's wife. David calls Pat a hard nosed cow. Pat calls David a complete waste of space and a genius. Pat calls the Wicks-Evans-Butchers a family made up of many parts, but a family just the same. Pat calls Frank an emotional man, a broken man, a mad man and a real man. Barry calls Frank some bloke who hasn't even bothered to send so much as a postcard in the last two years. Nigel calls Grant and Phil two of the naughtiest boys in Walford. Mrs Andreos calls Robbie a cheat and a thief. Kev calls Robbie Speedy Gonzales and a moron. Gita calls Sanjay a lazy good for nothing money grabbing little leech. Ricky calls Tiffany a snide little cow. Tiffany calls her dad's girlfriend a two faced cow who looks like a dog. Tiffany calls Christmas a lot of fuss about nothing. "A Winter's Tale" by Eddie Moon plays in the caff. Arthur cries in prison. Sonia calls Blur brilliant.</p></blockquote><p></p>