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Message: <blockquote data-quote="James from London" data-source="post: 52591" data-attributes="member: 22"><p>Sep 11. Dot calls romance a fat lot of use when it comes to getting wine stains out of sofa cushions. Dot calls Mandy a flibbertigibbet running around the Square, flashing her drawers and squirting people with water. Mandy calls Ian a really boring git with a really big head. Faith calls Ava boring and a posh girl. Norman calls Janine a spoilt little girl. Jean calls Mandy a very strange girl. Mickey calls Mandy a chicken zinger. Phil calls Mandy dog rough, a tramp and a slut. Vanessa calls Lauren a slut. Abi calls Lauren a legless slapper. Lauren calls having it off with Darren a big mistake. Jodie calls Darren the hairspray to her cowlicks, the glue to her acrylics, a mask for her face made of clay, her support pants on a fat day. Lauren calls Jodie a partially qualified beautician from Essex, not a princess. Michael calls Jodie thick. Lauren calls Tanya a woman so thick she cheated on a gorgeous bloke with a bald clown who treated her like a doormat for years. Mr Waverley calls Tanya's tumour ideal for surgery. Yusef calls Alfie's sperm count lower than average but a lot higher than some. Michael calls Alfie the only family that he'd give a kidney to. Kat calls Alfie a great lummox, a doubting Thomas and a martyr bringing up someone else’s kid. Cora calls Tanya the patron saint of martyrs and a black cloud. Fatboy calls Cora a scary lady. Fatboy calls Michelle Obama clever but she's not all up in your face with it. Fatboy calls Whitney the cleverest girl he knows. Michael calls Whitney an ex-prostitute. Michael calls Vanessa his favourite prostitute, a scrounger who sleeps her way from one pay cheque to the next and pathetic. Anthony calls Eddie pathetic. Tyler calls Anthony a proper numpty. Michael calls Artie Stiller a northern numpty, a brute and a nutter who can't get paid unless he takes a dive. Christian calls Qadim a nut job and a psycho. Jack calls Artie Stiller a psycho and an animal. Jack calls Tyler a novice. Faith calls Tyler and Michael pervs. Qadim calls Syed perverted and Amira soiled by association. Amira calls herself damaged goods. Kat calls herself a dirty bit of rough who's had more men than hot dinners. Darren calls himself a thief who slept with his boss’s daughter then jilted his fiancé. Faith calls herself a certified ten buff ting. Ava calls Faith living proof that a human can live without a brain. Faith calls Richard a paedo, a Nazi boy and actually kind of pith for a white man. Ben calls Tyler a dead man walking. Michael calls himself a damaged man and a walking bad memory. Vanessa calls Michael seriously twisted, her least favourite person and a man whose family can barely stand to be around him. Vanessa calls Eddie a hard man to find and a tough nut to crack. Eddie calls Vanessa any man's dream but not his. Eddie calls himself a tiddlywinks man. Dot calls Eddie a highly disreputable man. Carol calls Eddie a frustrating annoying man, the cruellest kind of human there is and a monster. Eddie calls Michael terrifying and a monster. Michael calls Eddie a monster, an evil piece of scum, a useless husband and a useless father. Vanessa calls Darren useless, a liability and a lying thief on the bones of his backside with no prospects, punching sky-high above his puny little weight. Yusef calls Rose his septuagenarian receptionist and quite useless. Rose calls Yusef very tasty. Kat calls Yusef some bloke with letters after his name.</p></blockquote><p></p>

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