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Message: <blockquote data-quote="James from London" data-source="post: 60418" data-attributes="member: 22"><p>Aug 96. Dan calls Albert Square an armpit of a place. Bianca calls Dan a prat and a plonker. Mel calls Dan an obnoxious little prat and pathetic. Tony calls Dan Mr Big and a bastard. Sarah calls Dan sick and a bit childish. Dan calls Sarah Mother Teresa, a nutcase, a Moonie, a do-gooder, a Jesus freak, a flaming loony tune and the Virgin Mary. Tony calls Sarah fifteen and potty on God. Joe calls God a twelve-year-old kid playing with a Gameboy. Dan calls Joe a flaming fruitcake magnet. David calls Joe a complicated kid. David calls his relationship with Cindy a complete mess. Joe calls Cindy daft. Lorraine calls Cindy a poor cow. Sonia calls Sanjay cute, kind, brilliant, thoughtful and generous. Sanjay calls Sonia the prettiest girl at the underage disco. Gita calls Sanjay Peter Stringfellow. Phil calls Ben Chubby Chops. Peggy calls Phil a cheeky monkey, a great lump and a good boy really. Bianca calls Ricky so sweet she could eat him. Mark calls himself angry, alone, selfish, scared and some sort of freak. Tiffany calls Derren Litten a pea brain. Derren Litten calls Tiffany a lesbian. Tony kisses Simon. Archie from Emmerdale Farm beats up Dan. Tony sells Eddie Marsan a crap drug.</p></blockquote><p></p>