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Message: <blockquote data-quote="James from London" data-source="post: 68051" data-attributes="member: 22"><p>Dec 07. Ronnie calls Jack an international man of mystery. Minty calls himself the luckiest man in the world. Dot calls the Nativity the greatest story in the world. Shirley calls Dot a funny old bird. Shirley calls Kevin a drone, a plonker and a wage slave chasing the pounds. Shirley calls Christmas depressing. Heather calls Christmas magic. Peggy calls Heather a poor cow. Dawn calls Zainab a right cow. Dawn calls herself a thick cow. Billy calls Mrs Patel a hardhearted miserable old cow. Billy calls himself a waste of air. Aunt Sal calls Billy a bit of a runt. Jack calls Max a two faced cowardly runt. Ian calls Steven a selfish little coward, an unhinged psychopath and a damaged kid. Steven calls Bradley a plonker. Bradley calls Stacey a slut. Tanya calls Stacey a tart. Tanya calls Max and Stacey the happy couple. Max calls Tanya pathetic. Steven calls himself seventeen and pathetic. Lucy calls herself fourteen not four. Lucy calls Ian a control freak. Steven calls Ian a freak full stop. Jane calls Ian and Max a couple of old women. Sean calls Max a child and a scum bag. Roxy calls Sean a lucky sod. Roxy calls Ronnie frigid and a martyr. Ronnie calls Roxy dozy and a diva. Ronnie calls Phil Mr Macho strutting around the place telling everyone what to do. Heather calls Phil quite sexy really. Honey belts Billy. Tanya slaps Stacey. Bradley whacks Max.</p></blockquote><p></p>

Verification: Who played JR Ewing?