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DYNASTIFFY, a shameless copy of PHALLUS?
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<blockquote data-quote="Werewillie Oleson" data-source="post: 292399" data-attributes="member: 8"><p>The phone rings in a chique boutique in downtown Denver.</p><p>A beautiful, young-ish woman named Sammy Jo Samms answers the phone.</p><p>"Rags To Riches, good afternoon how can I help you?"</p><p><em>-Helleu, I wantss to make an inquiry about the House Of De Vilbis import furs, these were due to be in store THIS week!</em></p><p>"I'm very sorry, we're dealing with delays because of the widespread sexidemic"</p><p><em>-Terrible, isn't it? It's geuing to be even mo-ah terrible if I can't give my wife a De Vilbis for her birthday this weekend, should I...geu shopping somewhere else?</em></p><p>"No no, I'll make it my first priority and contact you as soon as the shipment has arrived. What was your name again?</p><p><em>-The name is Jones. Collin Jones.</em></p><p></p><p>Some time later during her lunch break Sammy Jo picks up a newspaper and reads the headline: Is Stiffan Starrington Still Missing?</p><p>There's another, more fun article: Who Survived The Wrath Of The Grapes in FALCUM CREST? Find Out This Week!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Werewillie Oleson, post: 292399, member: 8"] The phone rings in a chique boutique in downtown Denver. A beautiful, young-ish woman named Sammy Jo Samms answers the phone. "Rags To Riches, good afternoon how can I help you?" [I]-Helleu, I wantss to make an inquiry about the House Of De Vilbis import furs, these were due to be in store THIS week![/I] "I'm very sorry, we're dealing with delays because of the widespread sexidemic" [I]-Terrible, isn't it? It's geuing to be even mo-ah terrible if I can't give my wife a De Vilbis for her birthday this weekend, should I...geu shopping somewhere else?[/I] "No no, I'll make it my first priority and contact you as soon as the shipment has arrived. What was your name again? [I]-The name is Jones. Collin Jones.[/I] Some time later during her lunch break Sammy Jo picks up a newspaper and reads the headline: Is Stiffan Starrington Still Missing? There's another, more fun article: Who Survived The Wrath Of The Grapes in FALCUM CREST? Find Out This Week! [/QUOTE]
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