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<blockquote data-quote="Long Lashes" data-source="post: 47291" data-attributes="member: 41"><p>These are hilarious <img src="https://smileyshack.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/smileyslaughing_lol_crying_100-101.gif?w=150&h=123" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":haha:" title="Haha :haha:" data-shortname=":haha:" /><img src="https://smileyshack.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/smileyslaughing_lol_crying_100-101.gif?w=150&h=123" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":haha:" title="Haha :haha:" data-shortname=":haha:" /></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>"Pot eight toes"</p><p>What are they?</p><p>"I don't know" <img src="http://smileys.smilchat.net/smiley/hello/happy/lol-2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lolo:" title="Lolo :lolo:" data-shortname=":lolo:" /></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Heres a few more..</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><u>Weakest Link</u></span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Anne:</strong> What is the branch of medicine concerned with women?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Contestant:</strong> Womenology.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Anne</strong>: In science, what is botany the study of?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Contestant:</strong> Bottoms.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Anne:</strong> Which insect is often found hovering over lakes?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Contestant:</strong> Crocodile.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><u>Phil Wood on BBC Radio Manchester’s quiz</u></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Phil Wood:</strong> What’s 11 squared?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Contestant:</strong> I don’t know.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Phil Wood:</strong> I’ll give you a clue. It’s two ones with a two in the middle.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Contestant:</strong> Is it five?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Phil Wood:</strong> What “K” could be described as the Islamic bible?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Contestant:</strong> Er…</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Phil:</strong> It’s got two syllables. Kor…</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Contestant:</strong> Blimey?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Phil:</strong> Ha ha ha, no. The past participle of run…</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Contestant:</strong> -------</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Phil:</strong> OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I…</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Contestant:</strong> Walked?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><u>Richard & Judy Quiz</u></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Richard:</strong> On which street did Sherlock Holmes live?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Contestant:</strong> Er...</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Richard:</strong> He makes bread.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Contestant:</strong> Er...</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Richard:</strong> He makes cakes.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Contestant:</strong> Kipling Street?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><img src="http://www.hazelnet.org/icon/emote/happy/rofl2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":floor:" title="Floor :floor:" data-shortname=":floor:" /><img src="http://www.hazelnet.org/icon/emote/happy/rofl2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":floor:" title="Floor :floor:" data-shortname=":floor:" /><img src="http://www.hazelnet.org/icon/emote/happy/rofl2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":floor:" title="Floor :floor:" data-shortname=":floor:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Long Lashes, post: 47291, member: 41"] These are hilarious :haha::haha: "Pot eight toes" What are they? "I don't know" :lolo: Heres a few more.. [B][SIZE=4][U]Weakest Link[/U][/SIZE] [/B] [SIZE=4][B]Anne:[/B] What is the branch of medicine concerned with women? [B]Contestant:[/B] Womenology. [B]Anne[/B]: In science, what is botany the study of? [B]Contestant:[/B] Bottoms. [B]Anne:[/B] Which insect is often found hovering over lakes? [B]Contestant:[/B] Crocodile. [B][U]Phil Wood on BBC Radio Manchester’s quiz[/U][/B] [B]Phil Wood:[/B] What’s 11 squared? [B]Contestant:[/B] I don’t know. [B]Phil Wood:[/B] I’ll give you a clue. It’s two ones with a two in the middle. [B]Contestant:[/B] Is it five? [B]Phil Wood:[/B] What “K” could be described as the Islamic bible? [B]Contestant:[/B] Er… [B]Phil:[/B] It’s got two syllables. Kor… [B]Contestant:[/B] Blimey? [B]Phil:[/B] Ha ha ha, no. The past participle of run… [B]Contestant:[/B] ------- [B]Phil:[/B] OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I… [B]Contestant:[/B] Walked? [B][U]Richard & Judy Quiz[/U][/B] [B]Richard:[/B] On which street did Sherlock Holmes live? [B]Contestant:[/B] Er... [B]Richard:[/B] He makes bread. [B]Contestant:[/B] Er... [B]Richard:[/B] He makes cakes. [B]Contestant:[/B] Kipling Street? [/SIZE] :floor::floor::floor: [/QUOTE]
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