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<blockquote data-quote="Taylor Bennett Jr." data-source="post: 419458" data-attributes="member: 2740">this is all well-reasoned and meticulously researched, but you’re failing to account for the pure violent fury inherent in a brown mid-80s Buick Regal sedan.&nbsp; High-end professional vehicular hitpersons of the era sought out that particular model for that reason, and Katherine, who was well acquainted with the Andre Schuman types of the world, was tragically aware of that deadly fact.Also, we tend to think of a generous billowing mane of hair like Bobby’s as a protective helmet that might cushion such a blow, but in this case its non-aerodynamic fluffiness served to amplify the violent inner centrifugal shearing forces on his internal organs as he tumbled over the car to the unforgiving asphalt below.Even with all of that, Bobby would have likely survived if not for the stress of seeing his whole family crowded around his bed like that, including two love interests and a fake mother.&nbsp;&nbsp; Though she felt guilty for it, by spending the day blissfully shopping, Sue Ellen was the only Ewing truly looking out for Bobby that day. (The gardener’s truck was also particularly sturdy, and that along with the notoriously concussive Buick steering wheel would have killed anyone, let alone the petite and demure Katherine.)</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Taylor Bennett Jr., post: 419458, member: 2740"] this is all well-reasoned and meticulously researched, but you’re failing to account for the pure violent fury inherent in a brown mid-80s Buick Regal sedan. High-end professional vehicular hitpersons of the era sought out that particular model for that reason, and Katherine, who was well acquainted with the Andre Schuman types of the world, was tragically aware of that deadly fact. Also, we tend to think of a generous billowing mane of hair like Bobby’s as a protective helmet that might cushion such a blow, but in this case its non-aerodynamic fluffiness served to amplify the violent inner centrifugal shearing forces on his internal organs as he tumbled over the car to the unforgiving asphalt below. Even with all of that, Bobby would have likely survived if not for the stress of seeing his whole family crowded around his bed like that, including two love interests and a fake mother. Though she felt guilty for it, by spending the day blissfully shopping, Sue Ellen was the only Ewing truly looking out for Bobby that day. (The gardener’s truck was also particularly sturdy, and that along with the notoriously concussive Buick steering wheel would have killed anyone, let alone the petite and demure Katherine.) [/QUOTE]

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