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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Jock Og" data-source="post: 327929" data-attributes="member: 17">Here is a parody of the opening credits.  Imho it is amusing.  The two Ellies are there; Jock, Clayton, Sue Ellen with her token bottle and guess what even Charlie Wade features c/w a photo of Brad Pitt.[MEDIA=youtube]gdjvbTzsom8[/MEDIA]Jock, Ray and Donna are having morning coffee, in the Southfork dining room. Ellie soon joins them and a marital tiff erupts, (a scene from season 3, DVD-4, 1980 – ‘81):Ray says to Jock: “About Bobby. According to JR he is on the senate committee that is going to decide about Takapa.”Jock: “Well now that is one vote we can count on.”Ellie joins them and says: “Do you really think so little of Bobby?”Jock: “I think he is smart enough to understand good business, when he sees it, that’s for sure.”Ellie: “Is that what you call it? I call it ravaging the land, for profit.”Ray looks at a dejected Jock and then gives his $0.02 worth: “Miss Ellie I understand how you feel about this. But we are not going to ravage the land. We just want to turn a swamp into something useful. Something that people might benefit by.”Ellie retaliates: “A swamp! When you were a ranch foreman you had a very high regard for the land. It was very special to you. All you used to care about was the best price for cattle feed. But since you have become a Ewing your values seemed to have changed, along with your knowledge. You are now an expert on knowing what is best for people!”Jock intervenes: “Damn it woman, get off a Ray’s back! Since this whole thing started you haven’t been fit to live with and I am not putting up with it, anymore. I’m going to Dallas!”Ellie: “Jock if that’s the way you feel, when you get to Dallas stay there!”Jock leaves the room, while saying: “That’s just exactly what I am gonna do!”</blockquote>

Verification: What month follows July?