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Should Miss Ellie have gone crazy near the end of DALLAS?
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<blockquote data-quote="Guzzler’s Frightening Hair" data-source="post: 445157" data-attributes="member: 2740"><p>I think she really did kind of go crazy after being bonked over the head and thrown in the trunk of a Lincoln Town Car by Jessie. A delayed reaction to the traumatic brain injury left poor Ellie in a state not unlike Jock’s fever down in South America.</p><p></p><p>For weeks as she recuperated in an exclusive rehab center in the Caribbean and/or next to Lake Takapa on her “honeymoon”, Ellie drifted in and out of consciousness, ranting and raving compulsively about her entire life while awake. As this happened, the attending nurse couldn’t help but accumulate enough knowledge to pass as Miss Ellie herself.</p><p></p><p>Clayton, who’d been a huge fan of public domain Christmas movies for decades, and also secretly harbored an intense hatred of sack dresses and drawn-out vowels, seized the opportunity to return to Southfork with his ‘new wife’… who was not Miss Ellie at all, but instead was longtime rehab nurse, onetime beauty queen, and secret aspiring social climber Donna Parmalee.</p><p></p><p>The Ewings were too baffled by the recent sudden appearance of cousin Jamie and the addition of Jason to the family backstory to notice that Miss Ellie had changed. We’d already seen hints of their congenital occasional face blindness when they accepted the presence of an obviously different Jenna the previous year.</p><p></p><p>Ellie’s longtime friends like Mavis Anderson and Linda Bradley just figured the “honeymoon” was a cover story for major plastic surgery and a style makeover.</p><p></p><p>The real Ellie stayed in the rehab center for months, gradually regaining some semblance of normalcy. When she sensed that Bobby had briefly died (she’d developed some sort of clairvoyance along the way), she rushed back to Southfork, blasted the fake Ellie with the hall closet shotgun and stuffed her in the trunk of Jock’s car, which she’d secretly stashed in a hidden underground barn out near Two Stick Pasture on Section 39 a few years prior.</p><p></p><p>Careful viewers could sense that Ellie was still a bit nuts at this point as she started doing things like accepting Wes Parmalee as Jock and suddenly driving a Volkswagen convertible. It’s no wonder she eventually left Southfork and ended up in a sanitarium in faraway Europe.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Guzzler’s Frightening Hair, post: 445157, member: 2740"] I think she really did kind of go crazy after being bonked over the head and thrown in the trunk of a Lincoln Town Car by Jessie. A delayed reaction to the traumatic brain injury left poor Ellie in a state not unlike Jock’s fever down in South America. For weeks as she recuperated in an exclusive rehab center in the Caribbean and/or next to Lake Takapa on her “honeymoon”, Ellie drifted in and out of consciousness, ranting and raving compulsively about her entire life while awake. As this happened, the attending nurse couldn’t help but accumulate enough knowledge to pass as Miss Ellie herself. Clayton, who’d been a huge fan of public domain Christmas movies for decades, and also secretly harbored an intense hatred of sack dresses and drawn-out vowels, seized the opportunity to return to Southfork with his ‘new wife’… who was not Miss Ellie at all, but instead was longtime rehab nurse, onetime beauty queen, and secret aspiring social climber Donna Parmalee. The Ewings were too baffled by the recent sudden appearance of cousin Jamie and the addition of Jason to the family backstory to notice that Miss Ellie had changed. We’d already seen hints of their congenital occasional face blindness when they accepted the presence of an obviously different Jenna the previous year. Ellie’s longtime friends like Mavis Anderson and Linda Bradley just figured the “honeymoon” was a cover story for major plastic surgery and a style makeover. The real Ellie stayed in the rehab center for months, gradually regaining some semblance of normalcy. When she sensed that Bobby had briefly died (she’d developed some sort of clairvoyance along the way), she rushed back to Southfork, blasted the fake Ellie with the hall closet shotgun and stuffed her in the trunk of Jock’s car, which she’d secretly stashed in a hidden underground barn out near Two Stick Pasture on Section 39 a few years prior. Careful viewers could sense that Ellie was still a bit nuts at this point as she started doing things like accepting Wes Parmalee as Jock and suddenly driving a Volkswagen convertible. It’s no wonder she eventually left Southfork and ended up in a sanitarium in faraway Europe. [/QUOTE]
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