Super cheesy horror movie starring Jake Gyllenhaal

[Willie Oleson]

Clearly, this is not a work of art.

I mean, come on. Haven't we seen this stuff before?
I also recognized two actors from the British mini-series "Wanderlust".

 

[Willie Oleson]

So, where is it? Has it been cancelled? Please let me see how bad it is!

 

[Willie Oleson]

It was good enough for an X-files episode, but 2 hours was too much for this cheesefest.
One shot of Jake's naked bum, don't miss it!