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Was Douglas Channing axed too soon?
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<blockquote data-quote="Spooky Owl!" data-source="post: 434848" data-attributes="member: 57984"><p>Jacqueline Perrault was, at least potentially, the Mother of All Soap Mothers of All Time. And should have been, ultimately, behind everything vile that ever happened on FALCON CREST <em><strong>and to </strong></em>Falcon Crest.</p><p></p><p>As many of you know, I want to learn (probably in Season 7-ish), that she not only goaded a less-seasoned, post-war Douglas into having Little Baby Richard kidnapped, but I want it revealed that Jacqueline had radioactive waste buried under the mansion 35 years earlier, leading to Julia's, Maggie's, and Emma's personality-altering brain tumors (Mellisa refuses to be tested), and saw many customers breaking into Spontaneous Human Combustion after consuming a line of Strontium-90 tainted wine (i.e., "Hush... Hush, Sweet Chardonnay").</p><p></p><p>Which is the real reason Jacqueline wanted Chase and his family to leave the winery as soon as he'd moved out to Tuscany Valley.</p><p></p><p>We should <strong><em>also </em></strong>be told that Jacqueline funded a baroquely powerful, state-of-the-art, linear particle accelerator, located underneath a children's hospital in an American southern city, used to mutate human viruses intended to kill Castro in the '60s (especially after the Cuban dictator broke up his romance with her), those mutations going awry and creating a pandemic worldwide that had to be hushed-up when it couldn't be contained. The assassination plots backfiring as well and being turned against our own uncooperative political entities stateside.</p><p></p><p>The unspoken implications being: Jacqueline Perrault was behind A.I.D.S and the Kennedy assassinations.</p><p></p><p>And all those cartels coming for Falcon Crest? Naturally, they're all divisions of the same company own by Jacqueline -- who may or may not still be alive by the time Angela delivers her quaint soliloquy speech that closes the series in the spring of 1990.</p><p></p><p>She's just so evil. She's just so Baphomet-damned evil!</p><p></p><p>[ATTACH=full]58204[/ATTACH]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Spooky Owl!, post: 434848, member: 57984"] Jacqueline Perrault was, at least potentially, the Mother of All Soap Mothers of All Time. And should have been, ultimately, behind everything vile that ever happened on FALCON CREST [I][B]and to [/B][/I]Falcon Crest. As many of you know, I want to learn (probably in Season 7-ish), that she not only goaded a less-seasoned, post-war Douglas into having Little Baby Richard kidnapped, but I want it revealed that Jacqueline had radioactive waste buried under the mansion 35 years earlier, leading to Julia's, Maggie's, and Emma's personality-altering brain tumors (Mellisa refuses to be tested), and saw many customers breaking into Spontaneous Human Combustion after consuming a line of Strontium-90 tainted wine (i.e., "Hush... Hush, Sweet Chardonnay"). Which is the real reason Jacqueline wanted Chase and his family to leave the winery as soon as he'd moved out to Tuscany Valley. We should [B][I]also [/I][/B]be told that Jacqueline funded a baroquely powerful, state-of-the-art, linear particle accelerator, located underneath a children's hospital in an American southern city, used to mutate human viruses intended to kill Castro in the '60s (especially after the Cuban dictator broke up his romance with her), those mutations going awry and creating a pandemic worldwide that had to be hushed-up when it couldn't be contained. The assassination plots backfiring as well and being turned against our own uncooperative political entities stateside. The unspoken implications being: Jacqueline Perrault was behind A.I.D.S and the Kennedy assassinations. And all those cartels coming for Falcon Crest? Naturally, they're all divisions of the same company own by Jacqueline -- who may or may not still be alive by the time Angela delivers her quaint soliloquy speech that closes the series in the spring of 1990. She's just so evil. She's just so Baphomet-damned evil! [ATTACH type="full" width="895px" alt="lanaturner.jpg"]58204[/ATTACH] [/QUOTE]
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