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Watching The Colbys for the First Time
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<blockquote data-quote="JROG" data-source="post: 2985" data-attributes="member: 43"><p><u>EPISODE 5: SHADOW OF THE PAST</u></p><p></p><p>After weeks of speculation, Frankie hilariously explains giving Jeff away by saying something to the effect of "I had to!" i.e. not really explaining it at all. Nevermind – Jeff and Frankie soon make up when Sable’s scheme to make Connie appear senile (or have her break her neck, I’m not sure which) goes wrong and it is Frankie who falls off a horse after riding fast for a few minutes. Hilariously, this looks like it was shot in the same location where Krystle heartbreakingly had her own horse ‘accident,’ resulting in the loss of her baby, which was <em>also</em> caused by the show’s main villainous bitch. That field must be the Bermuda Triangle for Horse-riding. Bliss has a random freak-out about being the only Colby child that’s not special. That’s definitely right – Miles is plenty special. Adam has a surprise first scene with Zack, in which Zack says, "I don’t go through the back door," with much naughtiness and innuendo. Miles disappoints the masses, not only with his acting, but by having just a single shirtless scene in the whole episode. Monica leaves Colby and moves into her very own Red Room at Titania Records. She is introduced to sexy Neil Kittridge in a scene that confusingly comes off as both flirtatious and rapey. Speaking of rape, useless ass Fallon gets pumped full of truth serum and remembers that a man raped her the night she ran away from Denver. Before I have time to ponder whether I hate this retcon or like it (because it <em>would</em> help make more sense of Fallon's insanely stupid runaway bride shit), Fallon goes home, sees Adam, and promptly calls him her rapist! Oh, the scene has nice music and, admittedly, it’s a terrific ending, although for some reason Thomson smirks at the end of his close-up, which could mean one of two things: He’s a nasty, insane rapist who enjoys the reaction Fallon had to seeing him (she fainted) or Thomson was tired of the 10-minute long close-up he was forced to do and broke. In any case, this is almost certainly a false reveal because we all know Adam doesn’t rape his sisters – he rapes the maids. </p><p></p><p>Shirtless Miles Count: 1</p><p></p><p>DDD</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="JROG, post: 2985, member: 43"] [u]EPISODE 5: SHADOW OF THE PAST[/u] After weeks of speculation, Frankie hilariously explains giving Jeff away by saying something to the effect of "I had to!" i.e. not really explaining it at all. Nevermind – Jeff and Frankie soon make up when Sable’s scheme to make Connie appear senile (or have her break her neck, I’m not sure which) goes wrong and it is Frankie who falls off a horse after riding fast for a few minutes. Hilariously, this looks like it was shot in the same location where Krystle heartbreakingly had her own horse ‘accident,’ resulting in the loss of her baby, which was [i]also[/i] caused by the show’s main villainous bitch. That field must be the Bermuda Triangle for Horse-riding. Bliss has a random freak-out about being the only Colby child that’s not special. That’s definitely right – Miles is plenty special. Adam has a surprise first scene with Zack, in which Zack says, "I don’t go through the back door," with much naughtiness and innuendo. Miles disappoints the masses, not only with his acting, but by having just a single shirtless scene in the whole episode. Monica leaves Colby and moves into her very own Red Room at Titania Records. She is introduced to sexy Neil Kittridge in a scene that confusingly comes off as both flirtatious and rapey. Speaking of rape, useless ass Fallon gets pumped full of truth serum and remembers that a man raped her the night she ran away from Denver. Before I have time to ponder whether I hate this retcon or like it (because it [i]would[/i] help make more sense of Fallon's insanely stupid runaway bride shit), Fallon goes home, sees Adam, and promptly calls him her rapist! Oh, the scene has nice music and, admittedly, it’s a terrific ending, although for some reason Thomson smirks at the end of his close-up, which could mean one of two things: He’s a nasty, insane rapist who enjoys the reaction Fallon had to seeing him (she fainted) or Thomson was tired of the 10-minute long close-up he was forced to do and broke. In any case, this is almost certainly a false reveal because we all know Adam doesn’t rape his sisters – he rapes the maids. Shirtless Miles Count: 1 DDD [/QUOTE]
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