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[Long Lashes]

Spring is here and so am I the hottest on TT!
:love8:
You can now purchase flowers for delivery from my website, quick, selling out fast!

I see another artist trying to capture my incredible hotness.

That poor artist has no hope of finding your hotness

Back on top in March as I should be.

Lol!...not any longer :cliff:

What, they still have not arrived? Maybe they have abandoned you.

N2H my aliens would NEVER abandon me

We had a mix up in communication, because when they said they would be here by New Years Day they meant New Year 2022 and not 2021 as I thought.

I'd be interested in seeing the customer satisfaction studies of your products. :fp:

Oh I don't bother with things like that :Clol:

These golden locks alone are worth more an simple money.

Pfft!

Btw:- I'm not jealous of your golden locks, I'm not , no way

Keep dreaming my friend. Better yet keep dreaming of me.

See that smile.

My dreams are exclusively for Enrique :love4:




Before I go N2H I have made a gift for you...

Isn't this lovely?

It took me two weeks to knit and I think you should wear it to cover those golden locks every time you go out, in fact, you should wear it all the time. You're welcome my friend :byebye:

 

[DallasFanForever]

Oh ‘Lashes you do make me laugh but it really is too bad that you are going to get stuck with all those flowers from ur website. Ur Spring Reign of Hotness lasted only a day. I do hope you knitted one of those hats for urself as well as it will easily hide ur embarrassment of losing ur Hotness Title so soon!

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

Oh ‘Lashes you do make me laugh but it really is too bad that you are going to get stuck with all those flowers from ur website. Ur Spring Reign of Hotness lasted only a day. I do hope you knitted one of those hats for urself as well as it will easily hide ur embarrassment of losing ur Hotness Title so soon!

You two can battle over secondary hotness as my reign as Telly Talk Hottest continues.

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

Always atop of the hotness throne.

Spring is here and so am I the hottest on TT!
:love8:
You can now purchase flowers for delivery from my website, quick, selling out fast!

Dead flowers:fp:, I offer living plants.

That poor artist has no hope of finding your hotness

How dare you 'Lashes!

Lol!...not any longer :cliff:

Keep dreaming my friend.

N2H my aliens would NEVER abandon me

We had a mix up in communication, because when they said they would be here by New Years Day they meant New Year 2022 and not 2021 as I thought.

So are the returning this year or next? You certainly have confused alien friends.

Oh I don't bother with things like that :Clol:

I didn't doubt that.

Pfft!

Btw:- I'm not jealous of your golden locks, I'm not , no way

Oh, so you turn green as well during your transformations into the Enforcer? Is that a new glitch in your alien given powers? I thought you looked a little green during a Dark Lashes lash-out last autumn but it must be more to that.

My dreams are exclusively for Enrique :love4:

You and your dreams. You have spent too much time with our NN.

Before I go N2H I have made a gift for you...

Isn't this lovely?

It took me two weeks to knit and I think you should wear it to cover those golden locks every time you go out, in fact, you should wear it all the time. You're welcome my friend :byebye:

How kind of you to spend so much time on this lovely ..... thing. You would do anything to hinder my incredible hotness. I'm use I'll find some use for it.

 

[DallasFanForever]

This is just so sad to witness! One thinks she is The Incredible Hulk and the other one thinks she’s The Incredible Hotness and what they both fail to realize is that they’re just incredibly delusional. But as the hottest one here I guess I’ll just sit back and watch and be entertained by this sad display.

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

This is just so sad to witness! One thinks she is The Incredible Hulk and the other one thinks she’s The Incredible Hotness and what they both fail to realize is that they’re just incredibly delusional. But as the hottest one here I guess I’ll just sit back and watch and be entertained by this sad display.

Haha, it's nice to have a good April Fools Day prank like this.

 

[Biggie]

This is an excellent thread, and I have enjoyed reading some of the claims being made here.

Hotness as we all know is a multi faceted attribute. Although beauty is skin deep, one's looks are usually the first thing that someone notices. I'm an Adonis. I am a fine specimen of the male form. Think Nicola Roberts if she was a guy, with more grey hair appearing daily and carrying the perfect amount of extra weight to receive a talking to from my doctor..... every checkup!

But my real beauty, or hotness if you will comes within. I am a beautiful and delicate soul. I have nothing but love for everyone everywhere. The birds in the oak tree outside serenade me awake every morning before the sun rises to shine on me.

I have never had a cross word with anyone about anything unless they deserve it and I have never called anyone a bad name within earshot.

Therefore I believe the accolade is mine.
But I do tip my hat to DFF for some excellent quips about the subject matter.

 

[DallasFanForever]

Not another one looking to take my crown!! They’re certainly starting to come out of the woodwork now. At least this one appreciates the wit of DFF. I have to wonder though if this new nemesis is a plant, sent by Long Lashes and Michelle as a distraction. Are The Incredible Hulk and The Incredible Hotness now working together? Is it a plan to take out DFF so they can battle it out amongst themselves? Is there a conspiracy against me in the works? I guess a lot of pressure comes with this crown of being the hottest person on Telly Talk! I’m so exhausted!!

 

[Biggie]

Like an Orchid blooming in the desert, I stand alone.

The crown of which some people speak of is indeed a talisman of great power that rests upon the head of the worthy. I am humble but spectacularly handsome being, honest in words and deeds.

The stars in the heavens above is my crown. I get no joy in pointing out that the right and proper person to be awarded this accolade is me.

 

[DallasFanForever]

Orchids blooming, great power, head of the worthy, the stars in the heavens above, these are all big words and phrases. My advice is don’t be like the others on this thread and lower urself to fighting over #2, 3, and now 4 on the hotness level of life. But I have to say I am enjoying eating my popcorn as I watch all my rivals fall by the wayside. And note that two of my rivals are afraid to even post today. They’d rather enjoy their Easter dinner than face the fact that they’ve been pushed off the top of Hotness Mountain for the last time.

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

Maybe (probably) this thread is where you were meant to post, http://tellytalk.net/threads/fibs-fibs-more-fibs.9974/

If you two are here to claim my hotness crown, I'm sorry to say you are not even in my league of supreme hotness.

All I can say with respect is "Bend The Knee", to me the golden-locked Queen of Hotness.

 

[Biggie]

My Queen, I stand before you with heavy heart. I must inform you that your reign has now ended.

Your subjects are better off for you compassionate reign but even they know, and and I'm sure will agree, as I'm back for exile. I must take my rightful position.

The Great Oracle of the kingdom deems it so. FYI.... the Great Oracle is me!

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

My Queen, I stand before you with heavy heart. I must inform you that your reign has now ended.

Your subjects are better off for you compassionate reign but even they know, and and I'm sure will agree, as I'm back for exile. I must take my rightful position.

The Great Oracle of the kingdom deems it so. FYI.... the Great Oracle is me!

Usurpers belong in exile at best. To lay this issue to rest I will offer a Dukedom of Hotness for you. I'm a reasonable hottie. All you have to do is.....

 

[Long Lashes]

One thinks she is The Incredible Hulk and the other one thinks she’s The Incredible Hotness

:floor::floor:

. I'm an Adonis. I am a fine specimen of the male form. Think Nicola Roberts if she was a guy, with more grey hair appearing daily and carrying the perfect amount of extra weight to receive a talking to from my doctor..... every checkup!

:Clol:

. I have to wonder though if this new nemesis is a plant, sent by Long Lashes and Michelle as a distraction. Are The Incredible Hulk and The Incredible Hotness now working together?

:laughing:

All I can say with respect is "Bend The Knee", to me the golden-locked Queen of Hotness.

Excuse me being so blunt, (hot and blunt) but you're all wrong! :danc:
It is me who is and will always be the hottest member on TT ... the crown fits me perfectly

...
I shall leave you all the fight it out between yourselves who is 2nd, 3rd and 4th

 

[Biggie]

To be honest, I was rather expecting messages of congratulations for being the hottest person here.

I, of course, am humble but very, Very, VERY pleasing to the eye. But I think that we all know there's a higher power that is at work and that power has installed me in the position that many envy.

Jokers step aside, the Ace is back.

 

[Biggie]

Usurpers belong in exile at best. To lay this issue to rest I will offer a Dukedom of Hotness for you. I'm a reasonable hottie. All you have to do is.....

Because I just a super nice guy, I will pretend that you are making humours with me. Being exiled from my rightful place was wrong.

Being offered a Dukedom is the sign that you are in elevated spirits..... now, we'll have no more of that.

We both know what needs to happen, to ensure peace throughout the kingdom until the end of forever.

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

Because I just a super nice guy, I will pretend that you are making humours with me. Being exiled from my rightful place was wrong.

Some former, lesser hottie must have exiled you.

Being offered a Dukedom is the sign that you are in elevated spirits..... now, we'll have no more of that.

The only thing elevated here is my place upon the Hotness Throne.

We both know what needs to happen, to ensure peace throughout the kingdom until the end of forever.

Challenges to my hotness and my hotness crown will not stand.​

 

[Biggie]

With head held high, I inform you that I surrender to no man!

I accept that I surrendered to many a lady while exiled and forced to walk the badlands alone. My shadow even abandoned me when I needed it the most.

But, much like Vegas, what happens in the badlands stays in the badlands.

I have been regaled by passing nomads about matters of great concern ..... I'm told that the people are crying out of a being of uber hotness to be returned his rightful place.

I'm ready to discuss your abdication.

 

[DallasFanForever]

Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla

I have an idea for the three of you. Why don’t you all record a new hit song and title it “We Used To Be Hot But We’re Not Anymore And We Have Trouble Admitting The Truth.”

The level of hotness I have attained is legendary

I’m hotter than a scorching summer day

I’m hotter than a freshly paved street

I’m hotter than the grill inside the forum cafe

I’m hotter than the three Charlie’s Angels characters in my avatar

I’m hotter than a crushed snail under ur shoe that never had a chance

I’m hotter than..............

I can really go on and on but you get the point I’m sure

 

[Biggie]

Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla

I have an idea for the three of you. Why don’t you all record a new hit song and title it “We Used To Be Hot But We’re Not Anymore And We Have Trouble Admitting The Truth.”

The level of hotness I have attained is legendary

I’m hotter than a scorching summer day

I’m hotter than a freshly paved street

I’m hotter than the grill inside the forum cafe

I’m hotter than the three Charlie’s Angels characters in my avatar

I’m hotter than a crushed snail under ur shoe that never had a chance

I’m hotter than..............

I can really go on and on but you get the point I’m sure

Because I'm super nice and you have floated a great idea. I will forgive the broken mirrors quip, I am sure you didn't mean me anyway.

The idea of a charity single is genius. I sometimes sing along with Madonna's recordings, only better you understand.

The money will benefit many. By that, I mean I'll slide the cash money raised to you as parting gift to ease your transition into the world of 'has been's'

Beautiful in mind, body and soul is me.