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[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

Happy Monday everyone! I hope it's not too HOT for you.

 

[Long Lashes]

Happy Monday everyone! I hope it's not too HOT for you.

:eck: ... how did you sneak in here and stay hot for so long?




Well is over N2H, move over because I'm back!

:danc:

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

The response I get each time I go out ....

:eck: ... how did you sneak in here and stay hot for so long?

Sneaked? I came here and cleared the room of all of those who challenged my supreme hotness.

Well is over N2H, move over because I'm back!

:danc:

You claim to cause Global Warming? Maybe you have to be reported to the United Nations. Think of the damage you are causing. My supreme hotness only brings light and loving warmth to all living things, no damage unless you run a foul of me.

 

[DallasFanForever]

:eck: ... how did you sneak in here and stay hot for so long?

That’s what I’d like to know! She did steal back the crown when no one was looking. Kind of the same way she stole Ewing Oil many years ago.

Well is over N2H, move over because I'm back!

:danc:

Oh the delusional people I’ve come to know on this board!

The response I get each time I go out ....

I know what you mean. Although usually what I hear when I go out is “Hey, aren’t you my delivery guy” or “Where are my packages.”

 

[DallasFanForever]

I came here and cleared the room of all of those who challenged my supreme hotness.

Well, you cleared the room of all but one. I’m still in the room and so is the crown.

My supreme hotness only brings light and loving warmth to all living things, no damage unless you run a foul of me.

I gotta say I really like this. It’s quite beautiful! I might have to steal this to use at work tomorrow. It’s just too bad you no longer have the crown to back it up.

 

[Biggie]

As written in hieroglyphs in the Cave Of The Swimmers, the rightful place for the crown to sit is atop the head of the righteous.

Now that I wear the crown, which compliments my Halo a treat, the sprits of those that have lived before the sprits of those that have lived before..... can now finish their otherworldly journeys with peace of mind.

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

It seems there are a few of you who live in the Telly Talk "Dream Season". It's time to wake from you dreams of defeating Michelle The Ever So Lovely.

Well, you cleared the room of all but one. I’m still in the room and so is the crown.

I gotta say I really like this. It’s quite beautiful! I might have to steal this to use at work tomorrow. It’s just too bad you no longer have the crown to back it up.

Well the TT Hotness Crown has returned (rightfully) to my head.

As written in hieroglyphs in the Cave Of The Swimmers, the rightful place for the crown to sit is atop the head of the righteous.

Now that I wear the crown, which compliments my Halo a treat, the sprits of those that have lived before the sprits of those that have lived before..... can now finish their otherworldly journeys with peace of mind.

The only peace of mind ... or really peace in general you'll see is when the hotness crown remains on my lovely head.

I think the spirits would agree ... they better.

 

[DallasFanForever]

It seems there are a few of you who live in the Telly Talk "Dream Season".

I love this!! This really made me laugh.

Well the TT Hotness Crown has returned (rightfully) to my head.

I’m gonna let you have the crown this time cause you made a WWF/WWE reference and DFF likes that. And besides, I really don’t want to fight the Rock.

(But I still feel I’m hotter)

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

I love this!! This really made me laugh.

I’m gonna let you have the crown this time cause you made a WWF/WWE reference and DFF likes that. And besides, I really don’t want to fight the Rock.

(But I still feel I’m hotter)

Let? If I were a professional wrestler I'd hold the title Hottest Of All Time. A belt saying that would be nice to match my Hotness crown.

 

[Long Lashes]

If I were a professional wrestler I'd hold the title Hottest Of All Time. A belt saying that would be nice to match my Hotness crown.

Woah! not so fast N2H !

It my turn to claim back this thread.





A timely reminder to all my fans ...

my hot 2022 calendar is selling out fast, to avoid disappointment buy yours now!

 

[Biggie]

Woah! not so fast N2H !

It my turn to claim back this thread.





A timely reminder to all my fans ...

my hot 2022 calendar is selling out fast, to avoid disappointment buy yours now!

Ah Long Lashes, I hear that roses refuse to bloom in you presence because they can't match you. Find me, I'll be the super hottie sitting under the Lightning Tree wanting to break bread with you and blaze up the peace pipe together.

Then I'll forgive your folly. I'm the rightful holder of the accolade in question. But I'm not going to say no to free calendar. Should prove useful to keep the fire burning in the darkest hours before the dawn. Much like me, the peace pipe is a talisman of great power, and needs to be blazed sun down 'til sun up, while I wear the crown atop my head.

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

Woah! not so fast N2H !

It my turn to claim back this thread.

I hope you enjoyed your brief reign whilst I was away. The TT Hotness crown is back atop of my lovely locks.

A timely reminder to all my fans ...

my hot 2022 calendar is selling out fast, to avoid disappointment buy yours now!

Oh, I'll be sure to order.

 

[Long Lashes]

I hope you enjoyed your brief reign whilst I was away.

I did and my fans were thrilled :danc:

The TT Hotness crown is back atop of my lovely locks.

Move over N2H :cliff:



The crown is back where it belongs

Oh, I'll be sure to order.

Too late! All my HOT 2022 calendars are sold, all gone, none left


Orders are now being taken for my unique 2023 HOT calendar via my website, better luck next year N2H !

 

[Biggie]

The crown is back where it belongs

Ah Sparkly Lashes, everyone everywhere can now rejoice. Your endorsement... no, your proclamation about where the belongs will bring a lasting peace.
As you see, I wear it well. Would you not agree?

 

[Long Lashes]

Well my reign as the hottest didn't last long






Fear not my fans, I'm here to claim back my status :danc:

As you see, I wear it well. Would you not agree?

Oh you do, that big crown suits you ...


but looks much better on me, me, me

 

[Biggie]

Fear not my fans, I'm here to claim back my status

My first act as the sitting N1H was to begin this whole, voluntary in part, mind control thing to help your fan better understand... Things Done Changed. Don't tell the U.N and all the rest that.

but looks much better on me, me, me

Sparkly Lashes, I'd be a fool to suggest otherwise. But my Shaman tell me the matter hinges around the question of who is the rightful wearer of the crown...remember the super illegal mind control thingy...worked some magic there.

I shall be seated and will continue to labour for everyone everywhere. It's what one does when they carry the name of a great man cut down in his prime by an assassin, with the morals of a cad and a gun. If only the soon to be cadaver had one of his gats, Glock, heat, .22 X 2. He bangs on about his arsenal plenty in his flows, but when our man need his gat....I'll Kim was driving around with the gat on her lap! (That's gold)

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

Pfft! Do I hear voices in my domain?

I did and my fans were thrilled :danc:

I'm sure they are, I'm sure they are.

Move over N2H :cliff:

Pfft!

The crown is back where it belongs

Yes, on my golden locks dear friend.

Too late! All my HOT 2022 calendars are sold, all gone, none left


Orders are now being taken for my unique 2023 HOT calendar via my website, better luck next year N2H !

Unique? If I lowered my supreme hotness to calendar sales I would have months names in my honour for being so hot ... even the winter months. :bbbb:

 

[Biggie]

Pfft! Do I hear voices in my domain?

My voice carries a message of love. I got nothing but love for my subjects.

I would have months names in my honour for being so hot ... even the winter months.

The month's were named after Roman blowhards or Greek and Roman deities that should, by rights, anoint your feet. I imagine that walking tall and kicking ass in Jimmy Choo's hot heels takes a toll. Stevens means crown or wreath, your name speaks without speaking.

However, I've now returned from lands unknown to cartographers, crossed oceans unknown to mariners, battled forces known only to the greatest Satan's.

In other words, I'm here to be seated, as written in the Dead Sea Scrolls...feel free to offer applause

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

My voice carries a message of love. I got nothing but love for my subjects.

Very good.

The month's were named after Roman blowhards or Greek and Roman deities that should, by rights, anoint your feet. I imagine that walking tall and kicking ass in Jimmy Choo's hot heels takes a toll. Stevens means crown or wreath, your name speaks without speaking.

However, I've now returned from lands unknown to cartographers, crossed oceans unknown to mariners, battled forces known only to the greatest Satan's.

In other words, I'm here to be seated, as written in the Dead Sea Scrolls...feel free to offer applause

There is nothing Dead about the scrolls that announce my supreme hotness and rightful claim to the hotness crown. My hotness can part oceans, but I don't want to disturb the wildlife just to display my hotness powers.

 

[Long Lashes]

Whoah!

... I see a lot of activity on here, time for me to claim my 2022 crown

My voice carries a message of love. I got nothing but love for my subjects.

Maybe so, but my fans are the best

However, I've now returned from lands unknown to cartographers, crossed oceans unknown to mariners, battled forces known only to the greatest Satan's.

Sounds marvellous

.... move over N2H or are you N3H? Lol! ... I'm back to regain my rightful place :danc:

My hotness can part oceans, but I don't want to disturb the wildlife just to display my hotness powers.

Part oceans? if you say so N2H ... but my hotness can sell a trillion calendars !



The rightful owner of the Hottest member on TT is me, its always me ....