What was the last film you watched?

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And photographed by the great Joe Biroc!

Yes, it's a beautiful film assuming one is viewing the restoration and not the degraded, public domain versions that were so common on TV for decades.

Have you seen the disturbing SNL satire?

I love the first one, the alternate ending with Potter getting his comeuppance and a good thrashing.
 

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Murder & Cocktails (2024)

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When a free film on Prime has this year as a production date, it's a bit of a red flag so expectations were low. I also realised within five minutes that I wasn't enjoying it, but found myself continuing out of some kind of perversity (along with a need to find something to like about it).

I suppose it can be summed up by saying it's a nice concept, but the creators' reach exceeded their grasp. It was difficult to invest and I know I'll have forgotten it by this time tomorrow. But it killed 90 minutes.
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I consider it a bellwether film -- when someone says they don't like it, my opinion of their opinions takes a hit.

I can understand that and relate to it.

If it helps, my comments on the film didn't mention not liking it. Since I praised Capra's direction, said I viewed this as James Stewart's "finest performance", used superlatives including "terrific" and "wonderful" and described having chills as I watched, I'd say I took away more positives than not.

(But we may be in trouble if Murder & Cocktails is one of your favourites).




Since your recollection of the film has drifted more towards the positive, I'd encourage you to rethink this.

Oh, I'd still be open to watching it again sometime.
 

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IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE
It's never been a Christmas tradition here (unlike Miracle on 34th Street). I believe I've seen it once on TV a long time ago but I've seen it excerpted so many times than I feel I'm over-saturated by it.
 

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SLEEPAWAY CAMP (1983)

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The uploader had the good foresight to turn off the commentary section because it's easy to imagine the shitstorm of modern-day, trolling disapproval this film would get.

Let's start with the best part: the wardrobe.
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And then there are a few scenes without - and again, only the male characters.

The summer camp is the real thing, it's not about a bunch of adults-passing-for-teenagers trespassing a closed camp.
In some ways it looks like a slasher for children except that it's bafflingly contradicted by the overt erotic undertones. And, no, that's not me "seeing" what I want to see.
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It's true that the clothing reflects the fashions and attitudes of that time but it seems that no opportunity has been missed to highlight it, almost as if they already knew how it would be perceived a few decades later.
The result is a mix of camp and sleaze that doesn't look as innocent as it should be.
There's also some intentional campy comedy that makes it even harder to figure out what they were going for, although it makes a little more sense in the story's twist reveal.
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That "most shocking reveal" that gets mentioned in the various reviews isn't that shocking by today's standards, but perhaps it was in 1983.
I must say, the imagery looks properly freaky.
Nevertheless ,the film disappoints as a thriller because there's zero suspense, and the slasher aspect is peculiar to say the least.
There's enough gore in it, but not in the way you would expect it to see.
The cinematography is much better than what you'll see in the average eighties slasher films, and I couldn't help but thinking that it had been possible to get more out of these actors. They're not exactly The Redgraves but the enthusiasm is there, and it's obvious that the editing leaves a lot to be desired.

I honestly can't recommend this as good film - not even as a good slasher - but if you're looking for a genuine cult classic, SLEEPAWAY CAMP has all the hallmarks. And then some.
 

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Permanent (2017)

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I clicked into this one on a whim, scrolling past the image of the girl with the frizzy hair and a line of text about her trying to fit in at her new school by getting a perm.

One huge selling point was the Eighties period detail, which was spot on (apart from the Farrah Fawcett reference since I doubted she'd have been on a teenage girl's radar as much by 1982. But it's easily explained away considering the person who wanted the Farrah Flick is not one of the cool girls). As well as the aesthetics, it captured some of the attitudes of the times with the bullying, the disinterested teachers and the only black girl in the class being "othered" and placed into a class for remedial students despite her clear intellect). The knockout moment was with the Nina Simone poetry scene, but it's a little odd that this wasn't even a main character.

I hoped for quirk, and I suppose I got it. A lot of it felt like quirk for quirk's sake, though. Like Willie's description of Sleepaway Camp, the "camp" felt intentional, and it's just not that easily manufactured. It didn't go as deep as I'd have liked, nor was it laugh out loud funny. It wasn't even weird enough to astound. The tone felt curiously like The Kids From Degrassi Street or something. It's strangely engrossing, and I ended up being drawn in even as I wondered why. And I still couldn't tell you what the appeal was.

Incidentally, while I know "perm" is a diminutive of "permanent wave", I've never before heard it called a "permanent", which is the go-to name repeatedly used for it here. I wonder if this is a regional thing.​
 

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One huge selling point was the Eighties period detail, which was spot on
It's nice when they put a lot of effort in the details but somehow it always ends up looking like an effort, and therefore less convincing.
The TV series THE AMERICANS didn't do very much* to make it look like an eighties period drama and I think it was precisely that relaxed attitude that made it much easier to buy into it.
Our lives in the 1980s didn't look like a garish studio set, it was quite boring for the most part.
Incidentally, while I know "perm" is a diminutive of "permanent wave", I've never before heard it called a "permanent", which is the go-to name repeatedly used for it here. I wonder if this is a regional thing.
The Dutch version is also "permanent" but I agree that it sounds a little unusual in English.



*unless they did, and did it so well that it looked effortlessly.
 

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It's nice when they put a lot of effort in the details but somehow it always ends up looking like an effort, and therefore less convincing.
The TV series THE AMERICANS didn't do very much* to make it look like an eighties period drama and I think it was precisely that relaxed attitude that made it much easier to buy into it.

I'm not sure how much effort was put into Permanent, but with such attention to small details, I'd say there was a lot. All the same, it didn't feel that way. There was nothing flashy about the period setting and it captured the boredom of the era that you mentioned, so I fully believed it. At one point I even questioned whether it was anothe case of Amazon not having their dates right (this happened to me a while back when I thought I was watching a new film with a period setting until a teenage Jodie Foster appeared on screen).

Even though the film itself didn't wow me, the tone of it did. There was ugliness to it - from the big square cars to the decor and that extended to the way people communicated - that I really appreciated.

Even the kids felt like Eighties kids, even though they'd all have been born this side of the millennium. Whoever coached them to the nuances of the time did so really well.





The Dutch version is also "permanent" but I agree that it sounds a little unusual in English.

I suppose it makes as much sense as "perm", but I just wasn't used to hearing "permanent" used. When I was young, half my family members and most kids at school (girls and boys alike) seemed to be obsessed with perms so I heard the word a lot. I was one of the few who never experimented there, and I'm glad now because I know I'd have ended up with the one that made me look like the girl in the film (fortunately, nature gave me thick lustrous curls throughout my Twenties and into my Thirties, before it cruelly decided that was it with me and hair).

A couple of characters discussed Sun-In as well, which reminded me of this being the only thing I was permitted to use when everyone else was getting highlights. And by the time my parents relented this much, it was far too late anyway and everyone else had moved on.
 

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At one point I even questioned whether it was anothe case of Amazon not having their dates right
In this case that should have happened to me.
Complaining that some films try too hard and then one of them turns out to be the real thing.
When I was young, half my family members and most kids at school (girls and boys alike) seemed to be obsessed with perms so I heard the word a lot.
Perms and coup soleil, and the eighties fashion trend - where I lived anyway - was expensive sports brands. So there I was, with my perm, in an O'Neill sweater, a Kappa jacket and New Balance tennis shoes, wearing LaCoste aftershave without the shaving part.
I wonder if the expression "walking cliché" was based on my eighties persona.
The O'Neill sweater was really nice, btw, it had sort of a water/boat theme that foreshadowed my Howards' Way fandom.
 

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IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE (1946)

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After listening to George Bailey loudly yapping away for 45 minutes I almost lost the will to live, so I decided to stop and continue the next day.
The story sort of begins when George decides to give up his dream to "conquer the world" in order to keep his deceased father's business in operation.
I enjoyed the rivalry with town's villain Mr. Potter, and all things considered it looked as if George was being quite successful.
I mean, how many people own a whole neighbourhood? Even Guzzler and Bobby Ewing couldn't pull if off.
But it is also the ordinary money problem that changes the course of the story, and not a turmoil within George himself.

Enter almost-angel Clarence with his HannaBarbera-esque story arc about getting wings.
Suicical George enters the Twilight Zone of Bedford Falls, now Pottersville, but that profound insight and gratitude actually never really happens.
Clarence simply blackmails him into reappreciating his life by showing the consequences of a George-less Bedford Falls.
Of course he doesn't want his brother to die, of course he doesn't want another boy to die because of a medication mix-up and of course he doesn't want the poor, grieving Mr. Gower to go to jail and become the town's outcast.

It says nothing about how wonderful life is, it only shows that no life is even worse.
And so George goes back to his stalker-wife and her strange musical impulses, and continues to embrace his life of passive-aggressive happiness.
Unlike the other George from that other sitcom world, Pleasantville, George Bailey has learnt absolutely nothing.
That also makes the last scenes in which the schmaltz reaches its boiling point so difficult to watch - the story hasn't deserved it.

But regardless how I feel about all that - or George's character in general - I think James Stewart gives a very talented performance, especially when he's quietly breaking down at Martini's bar.

I understand that they wanted to get the most out of him, but a different actor in the role of young adult George would have been preferred.
Donna Reed's Mary is the woman who loves more than she receives, and this kind of compromise and imbalance is usually more prone to failure.
Narrative-wise that makes it a little harder to root for her and yet somehow it makes her look more sympathetic. After all, true love is about giving, not the receiving.

I also like to mention Gloria Grahame in a small but great role as town's vamp Violet, although the kids versions are even better.
Actually, there is a scene that looks oddly risqué for this type of film.
After witnessing Violet's sex appeal causing a bit of traffic chaos, police officer Bert says that "it's time to go home and see what's the wife doing".
He demonstratively checks his watch, but taxi driver Eddie's semi-sarcastic "family man!" comment kinda reveals Bert's charade.
In other but thinly veiled words: Bert is going home to have dirty sexy intercourse with his unsuspecting wife, while fantasizing about Violet's pretty legs.

I think this film is way too problematic to call it a wholesome and profound experience (of course I don't mean the Bert/Violet situation) and at the same time it lacks the bite of an interesting dramatic conflict, the few moments of domestic violence notwithstanding.
And sometimes it feels as if it's never going to end.
But it looks very well-made and the actors are very entertaining. And the "hee-haw!" always made me laugh.

6/10
 

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THE DAMNED UNITED (2009)

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The thumbnail on prime isn't as descriptive as this film poster, all I knew was that it had something-something to do with football. And even that was mostly a guess.
I've never cared for football (or any game sports) and there have been many moments when I hated it with a passion.
It's always been the most important sport in the Netherlands - followed by cycling and tennis, I think - and my dad had to watch all of that on TV.
Do I even have to mention that this often happened at the expense of my appointment TV, including - shock! horror! - new episodes of DYNASTY?
Thankfully I could record the things I had planned to watch, but the evening was ruined nonetheless. This makes THE DAMNED UNITED a peculiar choice, to say the least.

The thing is, football has (for better or worse) become a part of the nostalgia background noise, and quite literally, as I was often sitting in the kitchen sulking and listening to the "Whoooaa!"s and "Gooaaal!"s coming from the TV set in the living room.
Somehow I sensed that TDU was going to provide some of that nostalgia and that's the reason why I watched it.
I certainly got what I wanted but I had not expected to be so completely enthralled by this what turns out to be a biopic of football manager Brian Clough.
I don't really care how accurate the film is or that it is about football, all I need to believe is that the characters believe they are doing something very important, and this was about the boardroom aspect of it. And I never say "no" to a good piece of boardroom drama.

Michael Sheen as Brian Clough channelling a could-be-Doctor Who is very entertaining to watch, and I love the way they edited the film into various old TV interviews.
He ("Brian") also mentions the beauty of the football game and this is something I can't quite get on board with.
The intentions may be there, the players may have been chosen because of their particular skills, but at the end of the day any game is dominated by the chance-factor, you can't write a script for a ball. Once that ball starts rolling, any clever or artistic intention goes out of the window.
I think that's what makes games so boring to watch, there's never a true sense of plotting and scheming.
But TDU isn't about games, it's about the media and personal vendettas and very bitchy insults - a Footballers' Wives without the wives - placed in a very convincing late 60s/early 70s period setting.
 

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HUSBANDS AND WIVES (1992)

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This is probably the most Woody Allenest film I've seen so far, and it's been such a treat to watch it.
The conversations are always teetering on the brink of something and this allows the characters to reveal more of themselves than they want to.
Praise or support goes awry and becomes a passive-aggressive argument but they insist on dealing with it in an intellectual way.
It is perhaps in the last part when the situations become more honest and progressive that the film becomes a little less interesting, or should I say more traditional.

The whole cast is in top form and I'm a little embarrassed to say that I had to look Judy Davis up on the internet because I hadn't recognised her from A Passage To India or Ryan Murphy's Ratched (!!).
There's an intriguing mini-performance by an actress with an obscure filmography who goes by the illusive name of Galaxy Craze, and there's something about her that makes me think she could have been the first Scarlett Johansson.
Liam Neeson is another interesting choice because there's nothing in the story that indicates this character had to be a foreigner (or maybe I missed it).

It's hard to pick a favourite scene but I love the way Juliette Lewis criticises Woody Allen's novel to the core, especially because it started with unadulterated worship.
And while it's tempting to make fun of Sydney Pollacks' girlfriend who's going on and on about the importance of the position of the planets, I can feel her frustration about people "not getting" the thing that seems so self-explanatory, even if it's based on nonsense.

The mockumentary style shaky-cam made me feel a bit nauseous in the beginning but I found it impossible to stop the film.
 

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HOT FUZZ (2007)


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Midsomer Murders meets The Naked Gun meets Tarantino meets "mismatch cop buddies" meets....everything else.
The two lead actors are supported by the qui-est-qui of British cinema in this no-holds-barred blockbuster, but I'm afraid it doesn't always live up to that description.

To parody clichés doesn't necessarily make it less cliché, it needs to be done very cleverly to make it look new and fresh.
The visual gags combined with the one-liner gags combined with the many oddball characters in an hysterical slasher-whodunit makes HOT FUZZ a very, very busy film that simply cannot commit itself to anything.
My instinct was to fight the Fuzz and wishful-think it into one of the three great films hidden in this relentless cacophony, but that made the experience even more exhausting.
After an hour or so I caved in and let the rest of the film roll by although I still wasn't sure if I'd make it till the very end.

It got a few chuckles out of me courtesy of Olivia Colman at her raunchy best, and the climax (well, one of the many climaxes) at the scaled-down Sanford is probably the most inventive part of the whole film.
Overall, it does a good job in bringing together all the jokes in the explosive finale but that still doesn't save it from what had gone before.
Hot Fuzz was made 17 years ago and I like to take that into consideration.
In fact, it makes me wonder if it has been influential in the making of (then) future British productions, for example, the flashy style in the SHERLOCK 2010 series.
 

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THE DAMNED UNITED (2009)

I read the original "novel" (well, it's more sort of an imaginary biography) written by John King, which was really great. John King also wrote The Football Factory, a brilliant novel exploring the psychology of football hooliganism. The Football Factory was made into a film too, by Nick Love, a director with a reputation for trashy ladsy exploitation flicks , so I avoided it at the time. but I'd be quite intrigued to see it now. Anyway, Damned United da movie is inevitably less complicated than Damned United da book, but it's still really good. It's got that same slightly larger-than-life, not-quite-cartoony-but-almost style that a lot of recent-ish British films (and TV series) adopt when dealing with this country's recent history. When it works it, it works very well as it does here and in Pride (film about the '80s miners strike) and Nolly, the mini-series about Crossroads. When it doesn't work, it can feel like a cop-out or an over-sweetened pill (I didn't care for the very popular Made in Dagenham, about an all-female led strike in the late '60s, for that reason).
HUSBANDS AND WIVES (1992)
Oh great. I don't think I've seen this since it came out and I'd love to see it again. It was released amidst Woody Allen and Mia Farrow's very public breakup, which added to the fascination with the film at the time, but without distracting from the film itself. I remember this cover back from when EW was my pop culture bible, only available in the UK from certain branches of Tower Records:

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Praise or support goes awry and becomes a passive-aggressive argument
I'm pretty sure this movie (or possibly Hannah and Her Sisters) was the first time I heard the phrase "passive-aggressive". Either way, it was definitely aimed at Mia Farrow's character, and would have been applicable to Alison Mackenzie too. (It took about another ten years before I fully grasped the meaning of "passive-aggressive" and realised I was the walking talking definition of it.)
Liam Neeson is another interesting choice because there's nothing in the story that indicates this character had to be a foreigner
Yeah, like Michael Caine in Hannah and Her Sisters. As I said elsewhere, I love seeing British (or Irish, in the case of Neeson) actors doing Woody. I totally loved Match Point, which is completely set in London, for that reason. Everyone else seems to hate Match Point, like they hate Die Another Day, which I also love.
HOT FUZZ (2007)
I used to think the Shaun of the Dead/Hot Fuzz gang could be the new Carry On team, making an updated, slightly more prestigious equivalent of a much-loved earlier franchise - a bit like how New Who became a grander, shinier version of Old Who. But then maybe Simon Pegg became too big a star for that.
Hot Fuzz was made 17 years ago and I like to take that into consideration.
As I was reading your review, I was thinking how it might have dated. Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz were from the same team who had made the massively successful '90s/00s sitcom Spaced, which was very zeitgeisty, but which I didn't get round to watching until after I'd seen the films and I realised I'd left it too late.
 
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John King also wrote The Football Factory, a brilliant novel exploring the psychology of football hooliganism. The Football Factory was made into a film too, by Nick Love, a director with a reputation for trashy ladsy exploitation flicks , so I avoided it at the time. but I'd be quite intrigued to see it now.
I have avoided sports films mostly for the reasons I've already mentioned. Until a few months ago when I watched Anthony Quinn's Requiem For A Heavyweight (which was mentioned in one of those "forgotten gems" lists, and is indeed a terrific little movie) the last sport drama I had seen was Chariots Of Fire way back in the 1980s.
Now I'm intrigued by the thought that I may have missed out on some great stories that have more to offer than the despicably inspirational underdog-becomes-winner genre (sorry, Rocky fans).
The BFI website has become my main source for new discoveries therefore I'll add The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Runner and The Miracle Of Bern to the list.
Prime also got Borg vs. McEnroe, that could be fun, I suspect it's going to be in that slightly larger-than-life style that you mentioned.
the phrase "passive-aggressive". Either way, it was definitely aimed at Mia Farrow's character, and would have been applicable to Alison Mackenzie too.
Nobody does it better than Mia and I just can't get enough of it. But I also consider THE COLBYS the passive-aggressive version of DYNASTY.
Shaun of the Dead/Hot Fuzz gang could be the new Carry On team
Has anyone ever tried to revive the Carry On series in a 21st century fashion?
 

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A very interesting choice. I was about to type that the first Doctor Who is in it, but then realised I've got it mixed up with This Sporting Life. Both are early 60s kitchen sink dramas, and about as far from a formulaic inspirational sports movie as you can get.

The three sports movies that spring immeidately to my mind are all boxing-related: Body and Soul (1947 with John Garfield). the remake of The Champ (about as 1979 as you can get, with Jon Voight, Faye Dunaway and Ricky Schroder) and of course Raging Bull.
Has anyone ever tried to revive the Carry On series in a 21st century fashion?
The closest was 1992's Carry On Columbus, which is to the original films what the Peyton Place TV movies are to the 1960s series. You turn it on thinking "How bad can it be? ... Oh, this bad."

I also consider THE COLBYS the passive-aggressive version of DYNASTY.
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The Sting (1973)
Paul Newman and Robert Redford as a pair of confidence tricksters out for revenge of the death of one of their own.
I really can't remember if I'd seen this before or not. I'm certainly familiar with the Marvin Hamlisch theme based on a Scott Joplin's rag which was a big radio hit at the time, and it has a pleasing array of minor stars of the sixties and seventies who it was nice to see again.
I think I'm going to have to watch it again at some point because there were certain points of the complicated plan which didn't seem to make sense but might with the knowledge of how it turns out.
 
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