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[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

Another one of my legions of followers offering respects and lovely flowers to my supreme hotness.

At last, the LL hot sunglasses are now available

Head over to my website to order your hot pair!
The first 100 orders will get a free beach bag, hurry, hurry!

Can you see out of those glasses? Be wary of the sun dear friend, it is not the friend of hotness.

Michelle! you will get your blonde sun-kissed locks wet :eck:

Oh, they've been wet before.

They like me to help them out from time to time, which I do with pleasure :danc:

That is nice. Why would they need your help?

Generous, me? :mo: You must have misunderstood.

I can arrange for a bottle of my Lashes Eau de parfum (Summer Edition) to be sent to you, but it'll cost

Pfft, and I thought you were a friend. How dare you 'Lashes!

:laughing: true and when the Michelle Stevens "Pfft" makes an appearance I know I'm in trouble.

Indeed!

Your so difficult to please N2H :hair:

Yes, with my high level of hotness that can be true. I try to be mindful of this though but too lazy to change.

Do you? I had forgotten all about that

Allow let me introduce you to this seasons on-trend outfit which would sell like crazy in your fashion house ....

I do believe it is made of cheese, isn't that marvelous? You can wear it and afterwards it provides a tasty snack

That's horrible, especially the lower half. My great legs can't be hidden by cheese? Not hot! :mo:

 

[Long Lashes]

Move over N2H, I am back to claim my spot!
:cliff:

Another one of my legions of followers offering respects and lovely flowers to my supreme hotness.

You must be mistaken thats one of my admirers :danc:

Be wary of the sun dear friend, it is not the friend of hotness.

Fear not N2H, I always use factor 900 sun-screen. My hot locks of course love the sun

Oh, they've been wet before.

Oh yes, that was when your hair turned green :floor:

Pfft, and I thought you were a friend. How dare you 'Lashes!

I dare, I dare!

Yes, with my high level of hotness that can be true.

Excuse me? what high level of hotness is this?

That's horrible, especially the lower half. My great legs can't be hidden by cheese? Not hot!

:eck: ... are you serious? that cheese dress would be perfect for you N2H.



Okay then, lets try another summer design. How about this beauty....

Now before you say "no", just think about it for a while the colours are very summery and on-trend.
Looking like a rainbow is the fashion for this summer, go on, give it a go :bump:

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

The reaction I get from so many to my incredible hotness.

Move over N2H, I am back to claim my spot!
:cliff:

Pfft! If only I had a pillow in hand.

You must be mistaken thats one of my admirers :danc:

It seems someone is dreaming. Wake up 'Lashes.

Fear not N2H, I always use factor 900 sun-screen. My hot locks of course love the sun

Good to know. The sun can be ruthless.

Oh yes, that was when your hair turned green :floor:

Excuse me? what high level of hotness is this?

Supreme Hotness, my level.

:eck: ... are you serious? that cheese dress would be perfect for you N2H.

I could do better than that. One of these days we'll be able to use the SC Yacht and we need proper attire for our cruises. That cheese dress is not not and will not be in this incredible bod. :mo:

Okay then, lets try another summer design. How about this beauty....

Now before you say "no", just think about it for a while the colours are very summery and on-trend.
Looking like a rainbow is the fashion for this summer, go on, give it a go :bump:

Oh no! :eck: Too many colours and I hate the shape. The only plus is this "dress" would accentuate my great arms. One of the SC Shirtless Firefighters just complemented me on my "beautiful and toned" arms. The colours alone would hurt my lovely eyes. Not this one 'Lashes.

 

[Long Lashes]

Just passing through in my hot car and reclaiming my N1H status..

The reaction I get from so many to my incredible hotness.

You do have some strange looking fans N2H

Pfft! If only I had a pillow in hand.

Handbags at dawn ...Lol

Supreme Hotness, my level.

You're joking again! :floor:

I could do better than that. One of these days we'll be able to use the SC Yacht and we need proper attire for our cruises.

Ah yes, bring it on :danc: we shall both look hot on our yacht, with me being the hottest naturally

That cheese dress is not not and will not be in this incredible bod.

Thats a real shame it would've suited you

Oh no! :eck: Too many colours and I hate the shape.

You are so hard to buy for N2H :hair:

The only plus is this "dress" would accentuate my great arms. One of the SC Shirtless Firefighters just complemented me on my "beautiful and toned" arms.

Oh did they now?
Which reminds me, I have a hot date tonight with MY TT Shirtless Firefighters ... yes, all of them

The colours alone would hurt my lovely eyes. Not this one 'Lashes.

Okey-dokey, lets try again ....

Now this would be perfect for the coming autumn (us fashionistas need to think ahead) it would also cover those arms of yours and keep them warm

This is also an exclusive design and handmade, what do you think N2H? have I finally got it right?

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

Enjoying a fine August day with my red hot boat.

Just passing through in my hot car and reclaiming my N1H status..

Keep driving 'Lashes ....

You do have some strange looking fans N2H

My incredible hotness can distort the faces of the those who have never been in the presence of this level of hotness.

Handbags at dawn ...Lol

Handbags? Wow, you are stepping this up? If you want to go that route but unless you tap into your Enforcer self, you don't stand a chance against me dear friend. There is a reason I get high complements on my tones arms from the Shirtless Firefighters.

You're joking again! :floor:

Ah yes, bring it on :danc: we shall both look hot on our yacht, with me being the hottest naturally

We shall see who is the hottest on the Yacht. I shall go shopping for more Yacht attire. A good pair of shoes with good grip is a must.

Thats a real shame it would've suited you

Pfft!

You are so hard to buy for N2H :hair:

Pulling chunks of hair out isn't hot!

Oh did they now?
Which reminds me, I have a hot date tonight with MY TT Shirtless Firefighters ... yes, all of them

They did indeed. They know I put in the work to keep this hot physique this toned.

So you say.... Too much of a good thing 'Lashes. They have to work hard to even have a chance at a date with Michelle.

Okey-dokey, lets try again ....

Now this would be perfect for the coming autumn (us fashionistas need to think ahead) it would also cover those arms of yours and keep them warm

This is also an exclusive design and handmade, what do you think N2H? have I finally got it right?

That is utterly ghastly. Why so many colours? Hide my great arms, shoulders and legs? It certainly looks handmade. I would look like Colin Baker from his days as Dr. Who.

 

[Long Lashes]

Sigh...

I could look at my own hotness all day long

Enjoying a fine August day with my red hot boat.

Looks a bit windy there N2H. Did your hair get all messy?

Keep driving 'Lashes ....

I will do my friend and did I tell you I am now the official face of "red hot jaguar cars?"

they need me to promote and endorse their new speedy motors :danc:

My incredible hotness can distort the faces of the those who have never been in the presence of this level of hotness.

I have no words ...

There is a reason I get high complements on my tones arms from the Shirtless Firefighters.

You and your stories , as if my TT Shirtless Firefighters would do such a thing

:laughing:

We shall see who is the hottest on the Yacht.

Yes, it will be me

Pulling chunks of hair out isn't hot!

I cant help it, when I get jealous I pull it out :hair:

They know I put in the work to keep this hot physique this toned.

Oh my :coffeelaugh:

That is utterly ghastly. Why so many colours? Hide my great arms, shoulders and legs? It certainly looks handmade. I would look like Colin Baker from his days as Dr. Who.

:floor::floor::floor:

did you not like it then



I will not be deterred in my hunt for your perfect autumn/fall outfit and I think I've just hit the jackpot with this beauty ...

Just choose which one you like the best and I will sort it :brb:

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

Oh, how the TT Golden Crown of Hotness sits perfectly on my lovely locks.

Sigh...

I could look at my own hotness all day long

I'm glad to know you can stay entertained while I rule with my incredible hotness.

Looks a bit windy there N2H. Did your hair get all messy?

It did but my premium Hotness Shampoo relaxed the mess the wind caused.

I will do my friend and did I tell you I am now the official face of "red hot jaguar cars?"

they need me to promote and endorse their new speedy motors :danc:

Very good 'Lashes!

Michelle once endorsed Lamborghinis.

My hotness was too much for them but I was able to keep that black Countach for some time.

I have no words ...

And no crown after this post.

You and your stories , as if my TT Shirtless Firefighters would do such a thing

Pfft! Stories?!! My hot arms are on display on my Hottest Upper Body Wash. They want to know how I keep such toned muscles.

Maybe you'll see us at the TT Gym one day.

Yes, it will be me

Pfft! The second pfft this post.

I cant help it, when I get jealous I pull it out :hair:

Not hot my friend. No wonder I was finding so much hair on the TT Cafe floor.

I will not be deterred in my hunt for your perfect autumn/fall outfit and I think I've just hit the jackpot with this beauty ...

Just choose which one you like the best and I will sort it :brb:

That's awful my friend. :mo: Too many colours. Michelle likes one or two non clashing colours. Those colours hurt Michelle's lovely eyes. On the bright side this outfit would showcase my great legs. That's the only good thing I can get from this look.

Try again 'Lashes!

 

[Long Lashes]

The hottest witch is back!

Spells are available( for a price ) see my hot website for details.

Oh, how the TT Golden Crown of Hotness sits perfectly on my lovely locks.

It looks a little small on your head if you dont mind me saying the crown has always fitted me, the N1H perfectly.

I'm glad to know you can stay entertained while I rule with my incredible hotness.

Oh are you now

It did but my premium Hotness Shampoo relaxed the mess the wind caused.

Michelle once endorsed Lamborghinis.

My hotness was too much for them but I was able to keep that black Countach for some time.

I am very pleased for you, I really, really, am .... Really I am

Spoiler: private

:scream: :hair: :fist:

And no crown after this post.

Its mine again :laughing:

Pfft! Stories?!! My hot arms are on display on my Hottest Upper Body Wash. They want to know how I keep such toned muscles.

Maybe you'll see us at the TT Gym one day.

erm, excuse me N2H.......Telly Talk is a no advertisement forum :mo: (Lol! that bottle is fab!)

Not hot my friend. No wonder I was finding so much hair on the TT Cafe floor.

Quick! sweep it up and I will sell it to my fans for £1000 per bag of hot hair :hats:

That's awful my friend. :mo: Too many colours. Michelle likes one or two non clashing colours.

You should be more daring N2H, bright multi-colours are on trend this season

Those colours hurt Michelle's lovely eyes. On the bright side this outfit would showcase my great legs. That's the only good thing I can get from this look.

..... although I might be having second thoughts about showing off your great legs.

Try again 'Lashes!

My pleasure N2H


As you can see I've listened to you and toned down the colours

Those gorgeous green padded gloves will enhance your ... er ... hands. Then we have the padded dress and matching cape, both will keep you covered and warm this winter.

Just let me know which colours you want and I will sort it for you, my treat!

 

[DallasFanForever]

Sorry to interrupt you but who’s gonna be the first to congratulate me on becoming the hottest?

 

[Long Lashes]

Sorry to interrupt you but who’s gonna be the first to congratulate me on becoming the hottest?

Congratulations DallasFanForever ! :bravo:

Now its me again, I am the hottest :hats:

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

Just displaying my hottest, toned abs in my hottest pink genie attire.

The hottest witch is back!

Spells are available( for a price ) see my hot website for details.

Oh no, I get Enforcer vibes from that so called hottest witch. Is that was you turn into in you present avatar if you go into Enforcer mode? A super strong hot witch who is red with anger?

It looks a little small on your head if you dont mind me saying the crown has always fitted me, the N1H perfectly.

Being this hot one's head does get big with the endless complements and such.

I am very pleased for you, I really, really, am .... Really I am

Spoiler: private

:scream: :hair: :fist:

Its mine again :laughing:

It's returned rightfully to my heavely locks again.

erm, excuse me N2H.......Telly Talk is a no advertisement forum :mo: (Lol! that bottle is fab!)

You don't know the POWER of my hotness dear friend.

Quick! sweep it up and I will sell it to my fans for £1000 per bag of hot hair :hats:

Anything for money. Maybe we should start a TT hair salon?

You should be more daring N2H, bright multi-colours are on trend this season

Not that bright.

..... although I might be having second thoughts about showing off your great legs.

Don't, everyone loves my incredible legs.

This is during last year's negotiation at the Tesco corporate headquarters for the TT Yacht.

My pleasure N2H

As you can see I've listened to you and toned down the colours

Those gorgeous green padded gloves will enhance your ... er ... hands. Then we have the padded dress and matching cape, both will keep you covered and warm this winter.

That's hideous my friend. Those colours are too garish for me and how could I hide my hands under those padded gloves? I need to display my many great features, not hide them. :mo:

Just let me know which colours you want and I will sort it for you, my treat!

This white outfit worked well and showed my incredible legs some time ago.

Sorry to interrupt you but who’s gonna be the first to congratulate me on becoming the hottest?

Congratulations, join the fun ..... and bend a knee to the Queen of Hotness, me!

Congratulations DallasFanForever ! :bravo:

Now its me again, I am the hottest :hats:

Pfft, such a short reign.

 

[DallasFanForever]

You know, it’s really lonely up here on top of the mountain of hotness

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

You know, it’s really lonely up here on top of the mountain of hotness

I'm never too lonely on top of the mountain of hotness. I have an army of ever loyal minions to do my bidding.

 

[DallasFanForever]

Well, it must be getting cool up on that mountain right about now cause here I am down in the valley and I’m starting to feel pretty hot myself

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

Well, it must be getting cool up on that mountain right about now cause here I am down in the valley and I’m starting to feel pretty hot myself

Pfft! If you were as hot as I you never get cold.

 

[DallasFanForever]

How can I be as hot as you when I’m obviously even hotter? (At least for now)

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

How can I be as hot as you when I’m obviously even hotter? (At least for now)

Well that is impossible as I am hottest! Supreme Hottest to be exact.

 

[DallasFanForever]

So what’s hotter than Supreme Hottest cause right now that’s me!

 

[Trick-or-Treat Stevens]

So what’s hotter than Supreme Hottest cause right now that’s me!

Me of course!

 

[DallasFanForever]

Okay, even I have to admit that one is hard to argue but I still think I’m hotter LOL!!