My birthdate has changed

[Snarky Oracle!]

I recently found my birth certificate, and I'm older than I used to be. How do I change my birth year to 1926?

 

[tommie]

Wow, you're only 105? No wonder you're so jealous of Victoria, who was legitimately born in 1950 and is still around 28 years old.

Here's a picture taken from her high school year book:

Beautiful. Stunning. Amazing! :wub:

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

Wow, you're only 105? No wonder you're so jealous of Victoria, who was legitimately born in 1950 and is still around 28 years old.

Here's a picture taken from her high school year book:

Beautiful. Stunning. Amazing! :wub:

As usual, your math is bad. But your taste is exquisite, as you're clearly obsessed with me. I'm too old for you, so you should just give up so I don't have to break your heart.

 

[Luke_Krebbs_Ewing]

I recently found my birth certificate, and I'm older than I used to be. How do I change my birth year to 1926?

So you're doing a Victoria Principal!

I'm shocked.