Sexy Jesus' 10 rules for success

[Snarky Oracle!]

 

[Willie Oleson]

I think #1 should be: be born with beautiful eyes.

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

I want Jared, circa 2014 appearance, to play Jesus. And Harvey Keitel to play Pontius Pilate.

I just see it.

 

[Willie Oleson]

10 rules is too much. I could never remember all that stuff.

 

[Richard Channing]

I want Jared

Me too.

 

[Alexis]

10 rules is too much. I could never remember all that stuff.

Think of them as commandments. Do it.

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

10 rules is too much. I could never remember all that stuff.

Wait. Maybe it was 10 inches. Or 11. I'm just not sure.

 

[Willie Oleson]

Do it.

OK, but when I become successful, will you promise me not to be jealous?
I'd hate to flaunt my success if I knew it would upset you all

 

[Alexis]

OK, but when I become successful, will you promise me not to be jealous?
I'd hate to flaunt my success if I knew it would upset you all

Jealousy is for insecure people?

 

[Richard Channing]

OK, but when I become successful, will you promise me not to be jealous?
I'd hate to flaunt my success if I knew it would upset you all

Company slut.

 

[Willie Oleson]

Company slut.

Talent is talent

 

[Willie Oleson]

It's done, I have applied for Jared's 10 inches seminary.