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Most people seem to agree that the flashback of Bobby and Pam's January 1978 elopement, which was used to as a counterpoint their 1986 second wedding, is cheesily awful.
The idea is good. So why is it so laughably lousy??
I'd do several things differently:
*we know it's supposed to be winter but the flashback is shot in the summer... using a blue wash would be more effective than B&W to cool it down.
*unlike DYNASTY, the DALLAS brass had a "no hairpieces" rule (except for Larry's toupee). But if Jenna can don a wig for her Laredo motel room flashback, why can't Victoria wear one for the flashback of her first wedding to Bobby nearly nine years earlier?? I mean, DALLAS was too famous a show to get away with this bad "fakey" attempt at pushing Victoria's totally different 1986 cut into the 1978 "bob" she'd had in the pilot... Principal even went to the effort to redo her 1978 eyebrows -- and yet they can't give her a wig for even that one scene??
I swear, this is the kind of thing where I'd use digital tricks to "correct" even today, as much as I'm against on principle (pun?) sweetening during restoration.
*you just can't flat-light a flashback like that. Patrick and Victoria needed to be gently soft-lensed and side-lit, with two-thirds of their jaw line in shadow, to obscure the 8 1/2 years of additional age now on their faces. Not that they weren't still quite lovely. But 1986 was not 1978.
It's almost as stupid as DYNASTY's "flashbacks" of Krystle's marriage to, and break up with, Mark Jennings.
The idea is good. So why is it so laughably lousy??
I'd do several things differently:
*we know it's supposed to be winter but the flashback is shot in the summer... using a blue wash would be more effective than B&W to cool it down.
*unlike DYNASTY, the DALLAS brass had a "no hairpieces" rule (except for Larry's toupee). But if Jenna can don a wig for her Laredo motel room flashback, why can't Victoria wear one for the flashback of her first wedding to Bobby nearly nine years earlier?? I mean, DALLAS was too famous a show to get away with this bad "fakey" attempt at pushing Victoria's totally different 1986 cut into the 1978 "bob" she'd had in the pilot... Principal even went to the effort to redo her 1978 eyebrows -- and yet they can't give her a wig for even that one scene??
I swear, this is the kind of thing where I'd use digital tricks to "correct" even today, as much as I'm against on principle (pun?) sweetening during restoration.
*you just can't flat-light a flashback like that. Patrick and Victoria needed to be gently soft-lensed and side-lit, with two-thirds of their jaw line in shadow, to obscure the 8 1/2 years of additional age now on their faces. Not that they weren't still quite lovely. But 1986 was not 1978.
It's almost as stupid as DYNASTY's "flashbacks" of Krystle's marriage to, and break up with, Mark Jennings.
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