Fake Soap Opera Titles

[tommie]

Well, a Christian family is in turbulent trouble and don't know it - there's snakes in the grass like @Daniel Avery , who is a whore and just plain old sluts like @Snarky Oracle .

But still, Tomorrow Won't Exist Without Yesterday still keeps churning out episodes in my mind.

My soap, Yesterday's Tomorrow's Today has been cancelled!

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

and just plain old sluts like @Snarky Oracle .

Well. Old, maybe.

 

[Willie Oleson]

I can't read a certain thread here on tellytalk without thinking of "Through The Windows Of My Soapy Mind".

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

Well. Old, maybe.

@tommie is right: you're an old slut.

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

@tommie is right: you're an old slut.

No, you are!

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

No, you are!

Me??? You!!!

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

Me??? You!!!

How dare you???

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

How dare you???

Go to Br****n, you traitorous bastard!!

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

Go to Brixton, you bastard!!

Are you a Scorpio??

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

Are you a Scorpio??

I probably told you that already.

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

I probably told you that already.

Hmmmphh...

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

Hmmmphh...

Hmmmphh plex.

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

Hmmmphh plex.

Dammit. You always win.

 

[Daniel Avery]

Would you two (?) like to be alone?

I feel like I've wandered into the Krystle/Rita fight.

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

Would you two (?) like to be alone?

I feel like I've wandered into the Krystle/Rita fight.

We're now conjoined for all eternity, thanks to Mel!

 

[Willie Oleson]

The fake soap BEYOND THE HORIZON was instrumental in exposing the killer in episode S2E1 of CAGNEY & LACEY.