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Not to beat a dead fish

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I don't know what your pace is for revisiting films, but I suggest coming back to this in a year or so.

Thanks. I aim to revisit, but it may be some time. These days I'm very aware of time ticking on and usually favour films I have never watched before. With the exception of Jaws, which I watch most years, the handful of films I do revisit range from about every five years (for those I watch "often") to 15-20 years for others. I'll try to keep Wanda on the five year viewing rotation (I liked it that much!).
 

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Clockwatchers (1997)

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Yesterday, the algorithms suggested a new video in which Lisa Kudrow watches and discusses clips of her work. One of said clips was this one:

I wasn't aware of the film at all, but the clip and Lisa's fond memories of filming it (during the same hiatus from Friends in which she'd shot Romy And Michele) got me interested. In particular she mentioned the quick shooting process (two takes tops) and as she reeled off the names of Toni Collette and Parker Posey I knew I had to watch. And I struck while the iron was hot.

What grabbed me about the film was the naturalistic tone, almost observational as we just slip into the rhythms of these characters going about their everyday business. The editing - with cuts that sometimes feel choppy - adds to this, and the direction is stylised in a way that feels organic and that stops short of being showy or intrusive. Little choices in things the characters do also create tension (as an example, one early scene in which a character uses a photocopier without closing the lid - the bright light seeping out into the tiny little copy room - felt almost stressful to watch without being entirely able to explain why).

Lisa and Parker are both maestras when it comes to ad libs and improv, with Parker being particularly spontaneous and unpredictable so I can imagine it was a very exciting and unpredictable set. It goes without saying that Toni Collette is a terrific actress, so I'm sure she had no problem keeping up. Being just a few years after Muriel's Wedding, this is the most Murielesque I've seen her in an American film. Even the character arc is similar for her. And as an aspiring actress, there's a hint of Valerie Cherish to Lisa's character.

Most compelling about this film is what we're not told. We are in the same position as the group, not knowing which of their colleagues is the thief, which puts us in the position of needing to watch them closely. And there's a certain amount unresolved (was it really a "false alarm"?, for example, or something a character is choosing not to share). These people know one another a little, and may feel close at times, but there's a sense of holding back and avoiding too much involvement as well (Paula turning down an invitation to meet Iris's dad, who is in a car just on the other side of the street is perhaps the clearest example of this). Which rings true with my relationship with colleagues.

It's an immersive experience, but one that creeps up on the viewer. The artificial lighting, the soulless environment and the tedium really takes hold without even noticing. One begins observing with an idle sense of curiosity, but ends up compelled and needing to know more. Around a third of the way in, it felt very little had happened in terms of story, but the character was so rich I was in it until the end. There's also an unexpected message that for all its hopefulness left me feeling a little sad and a little empty.
 

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The Luckiest Man In America (about the Michael Larson incident on Press Your Luck on CBS in 1984)

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Night Game (1989)

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This has been in my watch list for a long time, purely on the basis that Roy Scheider features. Hand on heart I've put off watching because the little I've read about it hasn't been kind. In short, it's felt that Scheider's talents are wasted in what I've seen described as a lazy, sub-par slasher.

Beyond the fact that Roy plays a detective here, I knew nothing of the plot and it was mercifully better than I'd feared, though it's not without its flaws (a missed marketing opportunity to tap into some nostalgia, perhaps. They could have been upfront about its shortcomings and rebranded the film as "Flaws").

The film could be best described as a Curate's egg, so let's get this over with: the most flawed part of the film is its main plot. The murder sequences are very cheesy and lower the class. Generic young women are chased round and start screaming like bimbos and acting so counter-intuitively they simply deserve to be caught. They all take place at night, of course (especially given the title) and we even have the obligatory killer POV. There's no suspense. It doesn't frighten or even get into one's head. They aren't even entertaining as some bad slashers can be. Frankly, it would have been best for these to occur off-screen. In better news, these sequences only make up a few minutes of the film in total.

I haven't posted the film's original poster as it reveals a key plot point that doesn't come to light until the final act (Prime didn't allude to this and I was grateful since otherwise it would have been even more futile to have watched knowing what was coming). But that revealed fact is what makes it so silly on paper: the killer has an honest to God hook for a hand. The big screen version of The Fugitive pulled off this detail with aplomb, but that was a superior product. Here it simply compounds the low-grade slasher element.

The film's TV movie tone isn't all bad, though. Some decent character actors bring some gravitas and a kinetic energy to the procedural scenes, which played out like a pilot episode of a potentially good crime series based in Galveston. I can't help wondering if the film was somewhat influenced by The Big Easy (in which one of Scheider's recast screen sons had played lead). Both create an atmosphere that's hot and steamy, where characters glow with perspiration while speaking in a southern drawl as they investigate the city's dark underbelly (caveat, though: if there are similarities, Night Game is very much the EDT version of The Big Easy's heady fragrance).

Familiar faces include: Mary Beth Lacey's father; the Principal from The Breakfast Club (also seen in several Murder She Wrotes, a few Dallases and at least one Columbo); and Lois & Clark's Perry White. Even the ones I don't specifically know from anything else look and feel familiar and established, so the casting is good when it comes to the colleagues.

Even though I'm not sure I've seen her in anything. Carlyn Glynn feels familiar as the delightfully brassy mother who disapproves of her daughter's relationship with Scheider's character: a man she herself went to school with and, perhaps, had a bit of a crush on. There are a number of nicely tense scenes between them, including a fun spat in a bridal wear shop, where Scheider walks out, repeatedly ordering her to return the 19" TV he's just bought for her by leaving it outside her front door (as a final gesture, he mimes out the action of a TV being lifted and placed, evidently realising she isn't listening to his words).

The age gap relationship is curious. It's not treated as a significant plot point, or a Chekov's Gun, but rather as a simple matter of fact. I suppose it does help add a potentially personal touch since she fits the killer's demographic. With Chief Brody being Roy's best-known role, the most novel-stroke-disturbing aspect is that Scheider's young girlfriend is played by Karen Young who, a couple of years before this, had played the deceased Chief Brody's young daughter-in-law in Jaws: The Revenge. I find myself wondering if that connection was mentioned in the green room but, given Roy's antipathy towards even the first sequel - not to mention that he'd flatly instructed the powers that be where to stick Jaws: The Revenge upon being offered a cameo where his character was to be devoured by a shark - I can imagine the subject might have been verboten.

Scheider himself is as solid as ever. It's worth watching for him alone. If he had any awareness that this wasn't a great film, it doesn't particularly show. If anything it possibly reads as a slight weariness, which only enhances his character.
 

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Today: Dr Strangelove with Peter Sellers and Evil Under the Sun with Peter Ustinov.

Dr Strangelove is one of the best movies ever made, in my opinion. Dark comedy at its best. A general going "funny in the head" and ordering the H-bomb on the Soviet Union, unaware that they have created a doomsday machine. Lots of weird scenes with weird conversations. Absurd in all the horror.

Evil Under the Sun was a good watch. I've never seen Peter Ustinov as Hercule Poirot before. Weird. But I love all puzzle murder mystery stories by Agatha Christie. Lots of good actors in this one. I have some difficulties with the plot, but I can live with them.
 
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The Man With The Golden Gun (1974)

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Whereas sixties Bond was the trendsetter in the spy blockbuster genre, seventies Bond (except for Diamonds) started following trends.
Soul Bond from 1973 is succeeded by Kung Fu Bond and it also looks decidedly more farcical.
The earnestness of Solitaire is replaced with Carry On shenanigans by Bond girl Goodnight - but at least her sexy clumsiness is not without consequences.
Juxtaposingly, the death of the other Bond girl performed by Maud Adams looks surprisingly eerie, like the gold-painted victim in Goldfinger.
Most of the humour works for me, even the cheap and uninspired return of J.W. Pepper.

Scaramanga is a fabulous villain's name but the character itself is unintentionally charismatic and therefore difficult to hate.
In fact, I think he's cooler than James Bond except for the third nipple which is kind of "too much information".
He becomes the main bad guy in an almost casual way and the evil plot isn't very impressive because the solar power device isn't necessarily to be used for nefarious purposes. It could be a Big Gun...or something else.

I think it's a wacky and charming film, and combined with the gimmicky sets it looks more like a The Avengers story.
TMWTGG has a lovely score even though John Barry was not pleased with the result.
 

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The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

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The pre-opening credits sequence shows that the James Bond team has upped the ante, and in fact so much that it hints at a return to form in the style of Thunderball and On Her Majesty's Secret Service.
Bond girl Barbara Bach has revenge on her mind although she has yet to discover her target, and this adds some Cold War suspense to her working relationship with Bond.
The collaboration between the British and Russian Secret Services and especially the magnitude of the crime are the ingredients for a fantastical international spy spectacle.
The villain's lair Atlantis is a beautiful monstrosity and the obligatory disloyal Villain Girl is killed in a tense and twisty fashion.
To cut a long comment short, this film's in the bag.

Until it isn't.

The big problem is: the Mad Scientist angle doesn't work in the spy genre, and the only thing that's left to do for James Bond is to be a superhero in command of the captured submarine crews.
Furthermore, the characters employed by the villain need to have a reason to do their job. It can be as simple as money when it's about an epic extortion scheme, it can also be a matter of not having a choice when they're employed by an evil regime or a dangerous organisation like SPECTRE.
The fact that Stromberg's men are willing to nuke the whole world and continue to live underwater (!) indicates a cult-like attitude à la Logan's Run, but zero effort has been made to make them look like Stromberg worshippers.
They're just ordinary sane-looking men pressing various control room buttons and there doesn't seem to be any profit or a promise of something better.
To add insult to injury, even Stromberg's motive is pretty vague. It doesn't matter how wacky the motive is, it needs to make sense from his point of view.

Stromberg's demise is very underwhelming and he doesn't even need to watch the destruction of his life's work.
Similar to the destruction of Scaramanga's island it's just blowing up a lot of concrete which doesn't mean very much if there's no sense of casualties or suffering.
It would have been more rewarding if they had turned Atlantis into a fabulous underwater hotel.

It's a frustrating experience when all the successful ingredients are in place only to be squandered on a nonsensical plot.
SPY also has one of the best theme songs sung over the best opening sequence so far. This love/hate combination will make it a tough one to rank.
 

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Moonraker (1979)

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This was the first time I watched it in pristine streaming picture quality. WOW!
But we're not there yet because there's plenty to dislike in Moonraker, starting with Roger Moore who no longer pretends to be in a spy movie.
He was still a very good-looking man in 1979 but a little bit of over-the-hillness has started to creep in. The "sex" scenes that used to be playful - and I always rooted for Sean Connery to get the girls - are becoming alarmingly predatory.
And to think he would make three more Bond films. Ha!
Lois Chiles may be one of the most beautiful Bond girls ever but she delivers her lines as if she's citing a telephone book. She can do better (the Yellow Pages?)

The Man With The Golden Gun is wacky but Moonraker is downright cartoonish especially the scenes featuring the indestructible Jaws.
James Bond zigzags around the globe as effortlessly as walking into the next room only to encounter an instant assassination attempt, which is repeated over and over again.
On top of everything, Moonraker copies most of the previous Bond film including the boat-becomes-ground-vehicle scene.

However, it is also this completely unrealistic approach that makes villain Hugo Drax's God complex perfectly digestible. If anything, he's the star of this movie.
The zany sci-fi premise delivers the cult-following vibe that was missing in The Spy Who Loved Me, and overall it also looks more violent. The pre-opening credits scene is a good appetiser.
I, for one, love the redemption of Jaws. Besides, it was impossible to destroy him so he would continue to be the villainous henchman in subsequent Bond films. The love interest and Bond's clever observation was the only way to get rid of him. Pretty smart, actually.

Production wise, oh boy, they really went to town on this one. That doesn't necessarily make it a great Bond movie (Spy looks terrific, too) but as a spectacular crowd-pleaser it ticks most if not all of the boxes.
Despite its significant shortcomings I thoroughly enjoyed this film.
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For Your Eyes Only (1981)

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It's about yet another nifty device that could give an antagonistic country or organisation the upper hand.
This ATAC thing is only relevant in the first and last part of the film, and in between we are treated to a James Bond Greatest Hits compilation. Luckily, they've selected some of the best moments.
For once, the worst part happens in the pre-opening credits scene - and even that looks entertaining.
Perhaps it could be argued that most of the Bond story is being told in the cinematography rather than the narrative.
I mean, if that's accepted and celebrated for an arty-farty film like Il Deserto Rosso then why shouldn't it work for Fleming & Broccoli?

Moore looks even older in 1981, but with a surprisingly positive effect.
Firstly, they had the good sense to tone down Bond's amorous exploits even when a teenage ice-skating nymphomaniac throws herself at him.
Secondly, this somewhat weary secret agent is less cocky and that makes him more likeable. I'm not saying that this is the ideal formula for a Bond film, but it works for Roger Moore.

It is still very much an adventure in the sense that things need to be discovered, with a nice plot twist regarding the main villain that results in an ensemble mission.
Come to think of it, even the antagonist is a group of super-mean characters rather than a larger-than-life villain.
The stunts are amazing and, yes, sometimes silly, but some of the scenes are actually very suspenseful. The dead bodies inside the underwater wreckage is the kind of macabre that you don't often see in a James Bond film, and even the killing of a Bond girl looks particularly graphic.
The satisfying body count should please the more bloodthirsty Bond fan.

Ideally, this was the moment for Roger Moore to bow out gracefully and install Timothy Dalton as Bond #4 (even though Dalton wasn't ready to do it in 1983).
Either way anyway, FYEO is a marvelous action flick and probably the one I'd suggest to a first-time Bond watcher.
The only serious disappointment is the theme song (but the worst is yet to come!)
 

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Octopussy (1983)

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After a relatively professional mission in For Your Eyes Only, the Third Bond returns armed with his trademark raised-eyebrow humour and zero suspense.
While Moonraker mostly stays on the right side of camp and OTT spectacle (supported by its sci-fi theme) Octopussy cranks it up a few notches and lands on the other side with a painful thud.
The examples have already been described in many other reviews so I won't even bother to mention them here.
Bond girl Octopussy (Maud Adams) is wasted in this story which makes the film's title all the more embarrassing. This would have been the perfect opportunity to introduce a female character as the main villain, and that shouldn't even stop her from bedding her nemesis.

Instead we get two male villains and as a result the plot doesn't make much sense.
Dissecting this plot I'm actually very much on board with General Orlov's diabolical scheme to increase Russia's military power, and the fear of nuclear warfare was a huge issue in the 1980s.
Sometimes I read online comments like "the 1980s was so simple and peaceful". Oh, please, it was a mess.
Btw, it was only at the end of the film that I realised that Orlov (in an hysterical performance by Steven Berkoff) was supposed to be Russian, not German.
But what does prince Kamal Kahn have to gain by an occupied Europe, his market for the jewellery smuggling?
Also, for Orlov to use the Indian smugglers to get the bomb where he wants it to be seems rather convoluted.
Actually, for most part of the film I had no idea what the jewellery scam was all about.
The assassination mission by Octopussy's sisterhood of acrobats is a throwback to Pussy Galore's Flying Circus in Goldfinger, but that's fine.

Overall, a disappointment in this rewatching-reappreciating-reevaluating-reranking Bond Binge (netflix will remove them all next week, why does this always happen to me?)
 

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Never Say Never Again (1983)

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An "unofficial" Bond release which means that it simultaneously does and doesn't exist in one and the same movie universe.
Since Sean Connery rejected the idea of extending his comeback in an alternative Bond series (talk about mind-boggling concepts) NSNA can't escape the feel of a "reunion" movie. Which also happens to be based on the sixties classic Thunderball.
The odds are against it, or so it seems.
It could not use the traditional opening sequence but of course they could make a theme song. I kinda like it for nostalgic reasons because it reminds me of the soundtracks used in 80s TV productions like the Judith Krantz mini-series or something like that.

I watched it as a double bill with Octopussy and I must say there are quite a few differences.
Both movies look beautiful and make use of wonderful locations, but compared to the EON Bond movies the cinematography in NSNA looks distinctively more European.
From my personal point of view that also makes it the most eighties Bond film.
I kind of expected to hear a Grace Jones song being played in the background.
The missed opportunity of female villainy in Octopussy is corrected here with Fatima Blush getting more screen time than most of the henchwomen in previous Bond films.
This remake of SPECTRE agent Fiona Volpe is sort of a cross between Milady De Winter and Catwoman, always sashaying in the most outrageously glamorous outfits (another very 80s thing to do).

The characterisation of the Bond girls has never been the series' strongest point which makes Kim Basinger's Domino a breath of fresh air.
And, you know, she can act.
But the best part is Klaus Maria Brandauer as the neurotic villain Largo. I wish he had done more scenes, even if that would extend the film's running time by 15 or even 30 minutes.
Sean Connery as a "senior" secret agent is cleverly addressed with comments about his physical strength and even the demand to shape up in a health clinic. Edward Fox's portrayal of M is surprisingly unpleasant, I must say.
Whether or not Sean Connery's second come-back has contributed anything significant to the Bond saga remains a matter of personal opinion, but it's undeniable that he effortlessly out-Bonds Roger Moore.
The humour in this film is just so much better: no eyebrow raising to explain the mood or double entendre, and no winking at the camera (except for the closing scene!).
 
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A View To A Kill (1985)

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"Has James Bond finally met his match?" falsely hints at the termination of the beloved character and his film adventures.
But, as it happens with the various interpretations of The Doctor, this will be final curtain for Roger Moore in the role of the British Secret Service agent.
In the first act he teams up with another agent played by Patrick Macnee and these scenes have a pleasant Holmes & Watson vibe.
A scheme with racehorses reveals the disturbing background of A View's super-villain Max Zorin played by the actor with the strangest hair - regardless of the colour - Christopher Walken.

Grace Jones plays his deadly henchwoman May Day, possibly inspired by non-EON Bond assassinette Fatima Blush.
Apparently, Dolph Lundgren is in it too but I didn't spot him.
As expected there's an abundance of spectacle and chase scenes and I'm sure it looks even better on the big screen.
The ski chases are becoming a bit stale now and the escape in the fire engine is pretty awful (not to mention the J.W. Pepper knockoff) but there's also a zeppelin disaster and I just happen to love zeppelins.

Tonally it's closer to For Your Eyes Only than to Octopussy, which is definitely a good thing. There's nothing in it that makes the story drag and it's pretty much high-octane from start to finish without being hysterical.
The violence seems a bit glorified even by Bond standards but I guess that's part of the development of the film series. It always needs to be a bit more...something.

I could point out (once again) Roger Moore's visible aging, but Moore himself was very aware of that and in later interviews he displayed a healthy dose of self-mockery (which I always find a very British thing to do).
I believe his last two roles as 007 was a matter of loyalty to the Bond Team rather than the desire to keep playing 007.
It's true that none of that should concern the viewers because they are paying for the end result.
All things considered I think Moore gave it his best shot and let's not forget that our perception of age has changed a lot over the years.
Today, 58 is the new 38 and it's perfectly all right for these actors to play the romantic action-hero type.


Ranking the Connery/Lazenby/Moore years:

1. From Russia With Love + On Her Majesty's Secret Servive
Impossible to choose because they're both the best for different reasons.
2. Thunderball
3. Goldfinger
4. Dr. No
5. Diamonds Are Forever
6. Live And Let Die
7. Moonraker
8. Never Say Never Again
9. For Your Eyes Only
10. A View To A Kill
11. The Man With The Golden Gun
12. The Spy Who Loved Me
13. You Only Live Twice
14. Octopussy

Roll on 007 #4 (I think I've watched these two films only once and have virtually no memory of it. How exciting!)

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he Man With The Golden Gun (1974)

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I found The Man With the Golden Gun a bit of a let down after Live and Let Die but The Spy Who Loved Me is back on track, arguably the best of the Moore outings. I do enjoy the over-the-top Moonraker more than most, but I agree that it's all downhill from there.
Never Say Never Again (1983)
I think of Never Say Never Again as an alternate timeline in which Bond retired after Diamonds Are Forever and the intervening Moore movies didn't happen.
 

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The Choral (2025)

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The pairing of Alan Bennett and Nicholas Hytner is an established one. Hytner has previously directed the screen adaptions of The Madness Of King George, The History Boys and The Lady In The Van (also producing the latter two, as he does with The Choral). I had an idea what to expect.

Firstly, the North Yorkshire scenery is gorgeous and filmed well. There's lots of golden sunshine to add to the warmth of the film. The music enhances things further. How funny that I've so recently begun (re)watching Bergerac, with its gorgeous theme by George Fenton and here I am watching a film he's scored four and a half decades on and with a distinguished career behind him. In a way I didn't notice the score, but this is a huge compliment. It just fitted in so well not just with the events onscreen but with the diegetic classical pieces. I also had no idea this was going to be so Elgar-heavy, and it's no bad thing (Edward Elgar himself is a character in the film, bizarrely played as a rotund old man even though he would have barely been into his Twenties at this time).

It's mostly good news with the cast. The key roles are very well cast with a real gravitas from actors like Ralph Fiennes, Alun Armstrong and Roger Allam paired up with a cheeky kind of charm from some of the younger actors. It's not perfect in its casting, though. Actors in some of the much smaller parts struggle to conceal some of the more ungainly dialogue. This, unfortunately, was evident in the earliest scenes when the first woman received the news of (presumably) her husband's death but struggled to convey what she needed to with the very brief screen time and less than sparkling dialogue (Child: "Who's [the telegram] from"? Woman: "The King" End scene).

Two of the clunkiest scenes were the hospital visit, (Brusque Nurse: "These men are ill. Why should they want to sing? They don't have the energy. Can any of you patients sing?" All the men on the ward: "Yes please") and the court-martial which is perhaps my least favourite of the entire film because of the failed potential. The casting and lack of gravitas of the left-handed captain (a left-hander educated in Victorian England!) and the Thatcheresque woman who claimed she would love to go to the front made the delivery rather one-note exposing, any lack of punch in the writing in the process. This undermined an important scene, and one that could - and should - have been among its most powerful. Fortunately, Ralph Fiennes and Roger Allem's deeper, more nuanced readings really deliver in this scene, which saves it.

With films like this, I wish at times I wasn't so hyper-vigilant when it comes to anachronisms (potential or actual).

I spotted a number in speech patterns, pronunciations and delivery. One borderline offender was the pronunciation of "patriotic", where everyone rhymed the first syllable with "day". I don't know if this is retroactive grey squirrelling or simply how it would have be said in working class Yorkshire, even in the early 20th Century. For my sanity I opted for the latter.

Others were more difficult to overlook, with the poor gay pianist the worst offender on the basis that the character was southern and evidently university educated. His very contemporary RP/Standard Southern British accent - with its abundant T-dropping and use of contractions - simply did not exist in this form 110 years ago and so was very jarring. He sounded like generic London Millennial talking loudly over his flat white with oat milk in 2025 (close your eyes and he's Tom Hiddleston).

There were also anachronisms, too, in cultural attitudes. Bearing in mind that the film is set in a Northern industrial village in 1916, the elephant in the room was attitudes towards race. Mary, one of the only black people in the village, is welcomed into the choir, given a lead role in the production and develops romantic feelings for a young white man which are actively encouraged by everyone from his friends to her friends to her mother. In fact, I don't believe her colour is mentioned once during the entire film. The only "big obstacle" to their relationship is her affiliation with the Salvation Army. It's lovely to think this is the way life was - and perhaps it's accurate of some experiences - but at a time when there were relatively few non-white faces in the country I'm just not sure that societal attitudes were quite so inclusive. It's curious for a film that openly addresses anti-Germanic and homophobic bigotry to drop the ball here, so I can only assume the character wasn't written as specifically black. If so, it's an example of why colour-blind casting can be problematic when it comes to period films. The end result dilutes the overall tone and the film becomes less a reflection of how things were and more a vision of how we wish things had been. The story was already pushing things with the inclusion of the gay choirmaster, but at least that was addressed in passing. I feel not acknowledging this potential challenge actually did the characters a disservice.

One other minor disappointment was finding that a number of the lead actors had singing voices dubbed by other actors. Watching without knowing this it was fine, and I was impressed by the multi-talented cast. Learning the truth this morning, I feel duped. I'd have preferred they cast this theatrically as it shouldn't be that difficult to find actors who can sing (or singers who can act) to provide the most authentic experience.

Still, imperfect as it is, this is a very watchable film that's going to please most.

I appreciated the unapologetically mercenary attitudes that wartime brought. It's established in an early scene where a delivery boy knocks doors with news of loved ones' deaths ("Sorry Missus") while his friend hangs round a couple of doors down for them to pick up their conversations ("You could have been in with that one", says the friend after one bereaved widow embraces the delivery boy. He goes on to say that grief is an aphrodisiac). There's also the morally questionable character whose loved one is missing, presumed dead, but who is - in 21st Century parlance - damned thirsty and spends her time flirting with men (at one point she expresses her wish to get the news that her boyfriend is dead so that the men would reciprocate and be less respectful). And that's the tip of the iceberg with that one. I'm not sure if the village sex worker is specifically a wartime thing. None of the women are away, so presumably men were using her services beforehand, but she does get the young man about to go to war who doesn't want to die a virgin, which kind of makes sense.

Its message is a good one, and the humour is gentle-but-effective. I particularly enjoyed the running gag of everyone gasping in collective shock whenever Fiennes's choirmaster spoke in German.

I've just checked out Mark Kermode's review to see how his experience compared with mine (spoiler: similarly) and he sums it up perfectly as "Goes down well with a cup of tea and a biscuit on a Wednesday afternoon Missus."

 

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I think of Never Say Never Again as an alternate timeline in which Bond retired after Diamonds Are Forever and the intervening Moore movies didn't happen.
NSNA should have opened with James Bond in the shower.


The Living Daylights (1987)

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The third revamp in the series, plus a new James Bond and a new Miss Moneypenny.
I've said it before, I consider sixties Bond the best era because it seemed like the perfect Cold War escapism, and combined with the casting of the incredibly charismatic Sean Connery it was a match made in heaven.
On the other hand, it doesn't make much sense to make sixties movies in the 1970s, and although the Roger Moore movies were a mixed bag it was probably the only way to continue the series.
A lot of that 1980s soapy-glossy glamour is toned down in Daylights, and instead of the larger-than-life super villain it shows a slightly more realisitc political climate as the backdrop for "ordinary" weapon dealers and fraudulent KGB agents.

There's still a lot of fantastical stuff going on and the stunts look wild and amazing, but overall it looks like the John le Carré-esque template for future Bond films especially the Daniel Craig era.
All these significant differences make it very difficult to rank the Bond films, and then there are several other things to consider (e.g. the villains, the Bond girls, the locations etc).
James Bond himself also has a new attitude, not quite as strong as in the next film but he's definitely become less jolly. Since Dalton never really wanted to play Bond I could almost interpret it as a passive-aggressive performance. Ha!
Physically he certainly looks the part (I think he also was the best Heathcliff) and I wish we had seen his younger version in previous Bond instalments.
Jeroen Krabbé plays the KGB agent Georgi Koskov who needs to be aided to defect to the West. Naturally, they would never-ever cast a Continental European actor to play a good guy, which spoils the twist a little.

The formula is very simple, actually.
American films > British villains
British films > Continental villains
Continental films > Burt Lancaster (villain or not)

Krabbé is funny and probably the only male villain who has kissed a James Bond, but the character never becomes a force of nature.
The most hateable villain is sexy henchman Necros (love that name) who is basically a remake of For Your Eyes Only's Kriegler who was a remake of From Russia With Love's Grant played by Robert Shaw.

In some ways an upgrade but it also sacrifices a bit of charm and epicness that worked so well in previous 007 chapters.
The theme song, eh....not so great.
 

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Licence To Kill (1989)

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Wait. James Bond hangs out with friends now?
A wedding that becomes a nightmare is almost comically foreshadowed by big knife shenanigans and an enthusiastic cigarette lighter.
No more mister nice hero, James wants revenge! The Secret Intelligence Service is having none of it and revokes his licence to kill.
He literally stops being a spy so how much Bond are we going to get in this one?
They kept as much as possible, the vodka martini is still shaken not stirred and Q becomes a full-on sidekick (like so many movie grandpas in kids adventures).
It has the gorgeous sets and travelogue grandeur and also one of the most likeable Bond girls ever, Pam Bouvier.

Like the previous film it's more about practical earthy crimes rather than hijacking submarines or the whole solar system.
The revenge angle gives it an after-the-fact feel although it's always admirable to sabotage a drugs dealer with franchise on his mind.
It's traditionally over-the-top combined with gruesome violence, and as far as explosions go Licence takes it to a whole new level of ridiculousness.
Villain Sanchez, a remake of Live And Let Die's Mr. Big, has an iguana pet and a girlfriend who looks like Rachel Zegler.
I wouldn't say that he's upstaged by any of the other bad guys but I really like henchman Dario, I think he's Sanchez's nephew, and he reminds me of The Sopranos character Christopher.
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There's some red/blood in his eyes that makes him look super-psychotic.

Licence To Kill is very exciting and very entertaining, it's James Bond for the DIE HARD generation, it's the movie answer to Falcon Crest's last season.
Sure, it's not Goldfinger but they've already done Goldfinger and the Bond series must find ways to stay somewhat relevant.
Speaking of Falcon Crest, what I'd love to see in a future Bond film is an extremely powerful villain who reveals herself as James Bond's...mother. Gasp!
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Vanessa Redgrave, if possible. Thank you.
 

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GoldenEye (1995)

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Perhaps it was the end of the Cold War that sent our beloved British Spy on a very long vacation, but after 6 years there's new trouble in paradise and so Bond returns - rather aptly - with a new face.
The pre-opening credits scene starts very promising and then...it happens: the jump the shark moment, which is literally jumping after a diving plane and take control of it.
And to highlight a moment in the Bond series as "jump the shark", well, that's really saying something.
Right there and then I was tempted to abort my rewatch but instead I buckled up because I needed to know how to rank it.

Luckily, there's enough going on to distract me, most noticeably the female empowerment.
M's successor is a woman (Judi Dench), Bond is being evaluated by a woman, and Miss Moneypenny has a serious chip on her shoulder.
"You've never had me" she tells James, and even playfully hints at reporting him for inappropriate behaviour (!!)
GoldenEye villainess Xenia Onatopp has the physical strength of Diamonds Are Forever's Bambi & Thumper on steroids, combined with the psychopathy of Fatima Blush.
She kills because she can, for the heck of it.

Compared to the 1990s, the female empowerment of the 1980s seems more like A Licence To Bitch.
As it happened in the film from 1994, Disclosure, things are getting more serious and it's quite amazing to see that happen in a James Bond film (of all films).
Of course, at that time we didn't think anything specific of it, perhaps it was perceived as amusingly subversive.
A lot of things have happened since then, and female empowerment in film is now often clickbaitingly presented as girlboss propaganda.
Somehow they don't understand that it happened long before MeToo, it's not a new "thing".
However, I do agree that the sisterhood vibe in many modern films seems a bit unrealistic, and sometimes at the expense of good writing for the male characters. Replacing one extreme with another is not real progression.
Anyway, that is certainly not the case in GoldenEye, and when James bursts through a wall driving a big tanker he sort of reclaims his phallus masculinity previously dismissed by his female peers.
Epic chaos ensues, but that goes without saying.

The fights and spectacle provide a lot of fun, and with the post-Die Hard competition it simply needs to be good. The Mission:Impossible series started only one year after GoldenEye.
It's not a very pretty or glamorous film, there appears to be no room for anything vintage except for Q's funhouse laboratory - which is my favourite part of this Bond film.
The dialogue is well-written and that also has a positive effect on the traditional jokes and double entendres.
Sean Bean plays the 00villain with a unique revenge angle, and there's something very daring about James Bond admitting to "not our finest hour".
To put this into perspective, the Union Jack parachute scene in The Spy Who Loved Me resulted in a standing ovation by the Royal Family.

It's all great entertainment and my love for Bond is unconditional anyway, but this is not one of the first Bond films I'd like to rewatch again.
 

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Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999)

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Tonally, this film could only possibly have been released in 1999, matching up perfectly with the likes of Election and Jawbreaker, both from the same year and featuring similar themes. It resembles Election more heavily thanks to its premise taking an All-American rite of passage and exposing the ruthlessness, hypocrisy and ugliness that drives those involved, but there's no denying that its cold and nasty young women are very much in the style of Jawbreaker (which itself draws upon the likes of earlier films such as Heathers).

Cementing its similarity with Election in my mind, the DDG soundtrack came to my attention some years ago thanks to seeking out a track from the same artist as the one that brought the Election soundtrack onto my radar. I've yet to find a reasonable copy of Election, but have been enjoying Mandy Barnett's gorgeous version of Beautiful Dreamer on the DDG soundtrack for a few years now. It's good to hear it in context, playing over a key scene towards the film's end. The rest of the soundtrack is mostly immaterial to me, and is the usual era mix of a few clips of dialogue peppered in between one "classic" track (Elton John's Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting) and a number of heavy rock tracks including a couple of covers. Most notable of these for meHad I not watched the film a couple of years ago I would not have understood the relevance of Joan Jett's rendition of Love Is All Around. Fortunately, having watched The Mary Tyler Moore Show recently, I can appreciate how perfect this is for the Minneapolis setting, the wide-eyed optimism of its lead character and her journalistic ambitions (even if this is not a version I'd care to play for pleasure).

The cast is full of faces who were everywhere at the time. Smirky Denise Richards - fresh from being a Bond girl - reprises her smirky ambitious beauty queen who will do anything to win from Melrose Place a few years earlier. Here as there she has a pushy enabling mother, and this time it's Kirstie Alley who is scarily convincing as the passive-aggressive jingoistic "god-fearing" conservative, whose fixed smile and dead eyes hide a seething cauldron of hypocrisy, festering resentment and potential violence. Brittany Murphy reprises Tai from Clueless, giggling a lot and being part-sweet, part-outspoken. Kirsten Dunst is effectively the film's protagonist and carries it well.

This is one of those films that's probably a one-time only thing, and that's fine.
 

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Thanks a lot to you all for your informative reviews, you make my choice of films easier. @Willie Oleson, your comments on the Bond saga make feel like reprising my own rewatch. I got stuck at the film before "Moonraker", I don´t know why. There´s a lot to like for me in them, though some of the antics are outdated. I´m indifferent to Mr. Moore, but I didn´t love Sean either, of whom I think was a screen personality and not a super-gifted actor.
 

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Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

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The Janus Syndicate in GoldenEye still had that fantastical element of the classic Bonds, this second Pierce Brosnan film harks back to the semi-realism of Licence To Kill.
The scope is ambitious and perhaps it could be seen as a cautionary tale (except that people refuse to learn anything from past mistakes, and many satires are about us, not them).
On the whole it seems like a fresh and intriguing idea but that's not exactly how it pans out.

The plot is revealed right from the start and throughout the film the audience is being reminded of that plot in the most unsophisticated ways.
Jonathan Pryce's villain Elliot Carver is supposed to be a sinister media puppeteer and it clashes with the other side of Elliot Carver who's constantly chewing the scenery.
This time I was not very impressed with the action scenes. It's got that frenetic unfocused editing that would become the standard fare in action blockbusters, and it doesn't help that these scenes go on forever, making it a bit of a mind-numbing experience.
The shootout in the last act is very similar to the one in The Spy Who Loved Me, and while I appreciate the effort to stage this spectacle (the parts that I could follow anyway) there's nothing charming or cleverly Bond about it.
If Rambo Bond is your jam you're going to get a kick out of this one.

That said, there's a lot about this film that still feels very "physical". The special effects in modern films are much much better but unfortunately they make everything look special-effecty, sort of like an animation within animation.
I'm sure Pierce Brosnan had his stunt double but it never shows, so that's a plus.
Michelle Yeoh plays the pre-Kill Bill type of action woman who doesn't want any help from Bond - he needs to save her all the time - but she's also Batgirl with her own uniquely disguised hideout full of deadly techno gadgets.
Bond's remote control car is arguably the best gadget they've ever used and it's entertainingly ridiculous to watch.

Desmond Llewelyn always finds a way to have good chemistry with his Bonds, and female M gives it a bit of a personal touch.
Naturally I also need to mention Moneypenny's jaw-dropping reference to James as being a "cunning linguist".
Götz Otto plays the eurotrash henchman Stamper who exudes the menace of a fitness magazine model. My favourite special guest character is Stamper's mentor Dr. Kaufman, a very charming and funny hitman who wouldn't go amiss in a Coen Brothers crimi.

It's a tonally inconsistent Bond entry, alternating between extremely evil and boringly unconvincing, and it often looks as if they want to have their cake and eat it.
A strange mix of good, bad, very bad and so-bad-it's-good, but still essential viewing for any Bond fan. I'm going to put it at the bottom of my list, ranked between The Spy Who Loved Me and You Only Live Twice. It's a combination of those two films anyway.
The theme song by Sheryl Crow is the least appealing so far, and the only nice thing I have to say is that it will be negatively (thus positively) overshadowed by bigger stinkers in some of the subsequent Bond films.
To add insult to injury, TND has a traditionally magnificent song playing over the end credits. It's downright puzzling.
 
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