Did the Carringtons eat babies?

[Zara]

Old thread from the crashed forum.

Did the Carringtons eat babies?

I remember one post in the old thread: What a stupid question, of course the Carringtons ate babies.

 

[Richard Channing]

Where would they have them flown in from? Which European city has the most exquisite babies??

 

[Alexis]

Where would they have them flown in from? Which European city has the most exquisite babies??

Paris I'd say. Parisian baby parfait.

 

[Zara]

Oh yes, every baby eater knows the Parisian's exquisite crunchiness.

 

[Zable]

Ah, but do they know the secret to that exquisite crunchiness?
Mixed into the bonemeal of the Parisian Baby Parfait are dry-roasted French artisan breadcrumbs which have been seasoned with fine-ground Palmyra Jaggery and fragrant cinnamon (none of that stale stuff) & then doused with vanilla bean-infused melted goat butter.

 

[Zara]

Alexis even had a special baby flown in for Fallon's hotel opening party.
Delicious.

 

[Zara]

Legend has it Krystle's baby cherry was popped on her wedding night with Blake. All that Parisian wedding cake in bed..

She and Sammy Jo had no idea what kind of a diet they married into.

 

[JROG]

I'm glad we're having the important conversations!

 

[Zable]

Alexis even had a special baby flown in for Fallon's hotel opening party.
Delicious.

You were there? I had no idea.
Who had first dibs? .... Forget that, who had 3rd dips? Did you?

Legend has it Krystle's baby cherry was popped on her wedding night with Blake. All that Parisian wedding cake in bed..

Legend got it wrong. That was Mark and Krystal, sans the wedding cake in bed.

She and Sammy Jo had no idea what kind of a diet they married into.

Didn't Sammy Jo have a diet of her own: Drinking peanut-infused coke, for starters?

I'm glad we're having the important conversations!

Your tongue's hanging out. Careful, baby food lovers might want it on the side.

 

[Alexis]

I feel uncomfortable now.

 

[Zara]

I feel uncomfortable now.

To full after all the baby eating, or the fact that Blake ate a baby?

 

[Alexis]

To full after all the baby eating, or the fact that Blake ate a baby?

I've had no part of this baby eating business. Children should be seen and not heard, while the stitch they sequins and beads onto my gowns in dimly lit sweat shops.

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

PTFG once referred to me as "a pedophile" on his comedic blog. So I'm loathe to chime in here. But a little veal can be very culinarily seductive.

 

[Alexis]

PTFG once referred to me as "a pedophile" on his comedic blog. So I'm loathe to chime in here. But a little veal can be very culinarily seductive.

You're a feedophile.

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

You're a feedophile.

Yummmmmmmm.....

 

[Zara]

Tonight's dinner is extra crispy.
Hilda, set the god damn table now!

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

The Epstein files now prove that the Carringtons, indeed, eat babies and have for years.

Adam, Blake and, oddly enough, Jeannette (who sometimes brought some home to Hilda Gunnerson --- so the entire family ate babies, whether they realized it or not).

I also suspect Frankie, but am not yet able to prove it.