A.I. to 'sweeten' DYNASTY ?

[Ked]

If I'd ask* AI to make a 1950s girly-pop song dedicated to the super-soap, it would probably sound like this:

Sweeeeet, sweet sweet Dynasty
Please will you, come back to me
I miss you, I miss you very much
Oh precious, reach out and touch.

*Exactly where is this AI that people use for all sorts of creations? Do I need to rub my computer screen to make it magically appear? Or shout or call? What's its phone number?

The site I use is https://hailuoai.video/create/image-to-video Fair warning, though: you have to pay for it.

 

[Willie Oleson]

If I have to pay for it then I may as well ask for a virtual reality sex performance.

 

[Ked]

If I have to pay for it then I may as well ask for a virtual reality sex performance.

Well, this site doesn't do that sort of thing anyway.

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

I used an actual screenshot of PSM from Season 2. ^^

Oh, ha ha! The sun flare was so lovely, I was blinded and confused!

Do I need to rub my computer screen to make it magically appear? Or shout or call? What's its phone number?

I can't even work my flip phone!!

 

[Toni]

@Snarky Oracle! Admit it. Alexis' penthouse has never looked better:
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My original edit:
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The real view:

"I f...ing hate this town. No, I despise it! I loathe it! Ugh!"​

 

[Laurie Marr]

If you could use Artificial Intelligence -- and, let's face it, any intelligence on DYNASTY would be artificial by default -- to "sweeten" the old episodes, how would you use it?

I don't necessarily mean the scripts, plots or dialogue (although that's a thought), but the physical imagery.

Firstly, I'd add snow-capped Rocky Mountains to shots of La Mirage, The Carlton, Carrington Farms/Delta Roe (since it's the same place), the mansion, and remove all those palm trees you'd see (as there are none in Denver, let alone Ted Dinard's funeral on the plains of North Dakota). I'd also attempt to de-flat-light numerous scenes within the mansion itself. And spiff up some rooms, most notably Alexis' office and her Carlton suite -- so drab they both are.

Actually, you could've used pre-A.I. CGI to do some of that already.


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This is a ChatGPT rendering.

 

[Ked]

This is a ChatGPT rendering.

Not bad!

 

[Lotus Point Tundra Torque]

Good idea, but.... if we're going to use AI, I want all of Donna Reed's scenes as Miss Ellie replaced with Barbara Bel Geddes.... in particular, the one at the end of "Swan Song"

Can we make it happen??

 

[Toni]

Good idea, but.... if we're going to use AI, I want all of Donna Reed's scenes as Miss Ellie replaced with Barbara Bel Geddes.... in particular, the one at the end of "Swan Song"

Can we make it happen??

I love a challenge...

 

[Ked]

I've talked before about how I always wanted a catfight between Sammy Jo and Kirby in Season 5, with it taking place in the cellarium with pink flowers all around, with Sammy Jo enjoying a luxurious tea party all to herself before Kirby comes in, and both women are rewearing certain pink outfits from Season 3.

Thanks to Ai, I finally have a clearer visual:


I just love how pink and dainty and girly everything looks, which will be juxtaposed by the upcoming violence.

 

[Ked]

Here's how I imagine it going:

Start off with some establishing close-up shots of the flowers before panning over the tea party with all the decadent snacks, revealing Sammy Jo lounging on a chair as she eats with one hand, while reading a fashion magazine with the other.

Enter Kirby, looking murderous. She marches right up to Sammy Jo, who nonchalantly gazes up.

Kirby wastes no time: "Did you sleep with Adam?"

Sammy Jo continues to calmly chew whatever's in her mouth.

"Well, did you?!"

Sammy Jo sarcastically reaches for a teacup, takes a dainty sip, before answering, "I did."

Kirby SLAPS the blonde so hard, it knocks the teacup and magazine out her hands. Sammy Jo gasps as she momentarily freezes in her chair, while the brunette starts shouting obscenities at her, calling her every name in the book -

- before Sammy Jo jumps to her feet and SLAPS Kirby back.

The brunette stumbles back a bit, before charging at her rival, and the two are now going at each other's throats, knocking over the table and creating a huge mess.

 

[Ked]

I'm not sure how to end it, although I do like the idea of Jeanette coming in and flailing her arms in a panic, before hurrying back out to get some help. I suppose I'd have her retrieve Krystle, and the two of them separate the younger women.

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

I'm not sure how to end it,

Lesbian sex. Obviously.

 

[Ked]

Lesbian sex. Obviously.

Oh, I don't know. Whenever I think of potential lesbians on DYNASTY, I always think of Dominique, Ashley Mitchell and Caress.

It's very easy for me to imagine Dominique and Ashley as one-time same-sex partners, as part of their "old friendship." And I can see Caress being willing to swing both ways... plus, I love the idea that it was Dominique who got Caress out of prison just to cause trouble for Alexis... and the two women end up bonding over some champagne and strawberries and... other things.

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

Oh, I don't know. Whenever I think of potential lesbians on DYNASTY, I always think of Dominique, Ashley Mitchell and Caress.

It's very easy for me to imagine Dominique and Ashley as one-time same-sex partners, as part of their "old friendship." And I can see Caress being willing to swing both ways... plus, I love the idea that it was Dominique who got Caress out of prison just to cause trouble for Alexis... and the two women end up bonding over some champagne and strawberries and... other things.

Lestbian we forget:

 

[GillesDenver]

@Ked , could you make a catfight between Fallon and Kirby in the Carringtons barns ? I would love to see that !
I could picture them falling into the haystack !

 

[Ked]

@Ked , could you make a catfight between Fallon and Kirby in the Carringtons barns ? I would love to see that !
I could picture them falling into the haystack !

Maybe! Do you have any specific screenshots I could use?

 

[GillesDenver]

Maybe! Do you have any specific screenshots I could use?

I guess they should be dressed like if they were going for a ride.
Kirby is dressed like that in "the arrest" (1st episode of season 4) but for Fallon I can't quite remember in which episode she did, even though I'm sure she did on several occasions.

 

[Ked]

I guess they should be dressed like if they were going for a ride.
Kirby is dressed like that in "the arrest" (1st episode of season 4) but for Fallon I can't quite remember in which episode she did, even though I'm sure she did on several occasions.

I had to do some finagling, but here it is! I hope it's satisfactory?










Fallon shoving Kirby head-first into the haystack was an unexpected but not unwelcome outcome.

 

[Ked]

Lestbian we forget:

Here's a visual of what I described up above:

"Together, we're going to bring that tramp Alexis down..."




Also, here's another version the Ai gave me:

I just love how Caress is double-fisting those drinks. Although the new black woman the Ai came up with is gorgeous.