Donna Mills joins OnlyFans

[micmic]

Maybe she's pulling a Joaquín Phoenix and is playing a hooker in a closed set...

Do you think if we pay her enough she’ll cos play a slap with JVA?

 

[Daniel Avery]

I guess if Donna appears a bit "blue" in the next podcast she can blame it on the grapes.....

Donna Mills, 85, reveals jaw-dropping OnlyFans earnings

Knots Landing legend Donna Mills has been making headlines for weeks after joining OnlyFans at the ripe old age of 85.

www.dailymail.com

 

[micmic]

I guess if Donna appears a bit "blue" in the next podcast she can blame it on the grapes.....

Donna Mills, 85, reveals jaw-dropping OnlyFans earnings

Knots Landing legend Donna Mills has been making headlines for weeks after joining OnlyFans at the ripe old age of 85.

www.dailymail.com

Daniel was that you asking her to stomp some grapes with her feet?

 

[Daniel Avery]

She wasn't my first choice, but back in 1989 when I asked Jane Wyman, she reported me to the Secret Service.

 

[Seaviewer]

Am I the only one here who doesn't see anything to tempt me to spend actual money?

 

[micmic]

Am I the only one here who doesn't see anything to tempt me to spend actual money?

You can DM your special requests like Daniel

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

Abby usually gets what she wants.

 

[Daniel Avery]

"Hi, Donna! My husband just got his ex pregnant. IKR?? I need that baby of hers to disappear and someone told me you'"knew people" and would take care of it for $400 and a 55-gallon drum of mascara."

 

[Edie70]

Donna Mills on OnlyFans at 85, Casting Couches, Hollywood Secrets & the Villain Everyone Loved​

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

How sweet. He thinks Tony Soprano was the first villain you-love-to-hate.

 

[Svengali]

can't wait to see Joan Collins playing piano wit her boobs on her OF account for 9$90 a month

 

[Snarky Oracle!]

can't wait to see Joan Collins playing piano wit her boobs on her OF account for 9$90 a month

Anthony Newley once said "Joan would sell her own bowel movement." And indeed Joan herself said "I can see Joan Collins as a bill of goods to be sold."

So it could happen.

 

[micmic]

I was thinking of offering her to clean my house in sexy lingerie for $50 an hour, but not because I’m gay just because it’s so hard to find a good cleaning lady in Beverly Hills

 

[micmic]

Anthony Newley once said "Joan would sell her own bowel movement." And indeed Joan herself said "I can see Joan Collins as a bill of goods to be sold."

So it could happen.

Apparently that’s a thing. I saw an interview with a porn star who said the weirdest request she got was a guy asking to buy her poop. She said he tried it for months and event wrote her an elaborate letter, very eloquent.
I mean at this point I would just suspect someone wants to get my DNA and frame me for something